I have no idea how these people got their cats wedged into their $OBJECT
April 23, 2015 5:49 PM   Subscribe

 
I knew it.
posted by janey47 at 6:07 PM on April 23, 2015


But how two in one vase I don't
posted by Countess Elena at 6:10 PM on April 23, 2015 [2 favorites]


But how two in one vase I don't

I believe that's from the 2cats1vase video.
posted by Joey Michaels at 6:14 PM on April 23, 2015 [15 favorites]


I suddenly have an urge to leave glass bowls all over the living room to see if Digby will liquify himself.
posted by NoraCharles at 6:22 PM on April 23, 2015 [2 favorites]


So if cats are composed of a liquid that's roughly the same density as water, I have two and a quarter gallons of cat who really just puddles on the floor and rolls around and extrudes solids somehow.
posted by Huck500 at 6:44 PM on April 23, 2015 [3 favorites]


And they complained about Bonsai Kitty.
posted by Samizdata at 6:57 PM on April 23, 2015 [2 favorites]


I think the last cat lost a bet.
posted by bgal81 at 7:37 PM on April 23, 2015 [1 favorite]


Many of those with the cats in the small glass containers make me feel legitimately distressed over the well-being of the cats. My first reaction wouldn't be to get a camera but to freak the fuck out over how my cat got in there and how it's going to get out.
posted by Saxon Kane at 7:42 PM on April 23, 2015 [1 favorite]


Cats like small, enclosed spaces. They feel secure there. The only one that caused me much concern was the kitten in the stemmed wine glass because that seems to be getting downright reckless with the center of gravity.
posted by Lexica at 8:20 PM on April 23, 2015 [1 favorite]


Take the nipple off!!! You're making me nervous.
posted by little_dog_laughing at 8:24 PM on April 23, 2015


The only one that caused me much concern was


.. the one in the blue leather couch because if that's a sofa bed... nonono.
posted by CynicalKnight at 8:35 PM on April 23, 2015


What amazes me is that if you tried to put the cat in any item without its consent, the cat would prove that cat mass is 30 times the volume of an infinitely sized container.
posted by BlueHorse at 8:54 PM on April 23, 2015 [25 favorites]


The one with its head in the Guinness glass probably regrets his decision, and I do feel like the light grey one whose butt is above his head in the thing shaped like a giant stemless martini glass is trying, in classic cat fashion, to pretend that that's what he intended to do all along and it's totally super comfy to be angled upside down in a giant martini glass, but the rest look so cute and satisfied with themselves!
posted by TwoStride at 8:58 PM on April 23, 2015 [4 favorites]


Cat: matter's fifth state.
posted by um at 10:29 PM on April 23, 2015 [3 favorites]


I remember when I was taking woodwind techniques, Sam the Cat insisted on getting into every instrument case I brought home. She wedged herself into the piccolo case, and expanded herself to fill the bassoon case. Cat had a spine like a goose-neck lamp.
posted by The Underpants Monster at 7:49 AM on April 24, 2015 [4 favorites]


Some of those have to be shopped. Or else that's a damn big baby bottle.
posted by gottabefunky at 12:40 PM on April 24, 2015


I know exactly how you feel, Cat #12.
posted by zombieflanders at 1:40 PM on April 25, 2015


Number 1 vase cat had the right idea, number 2 vase cat is just a jerk. In essence, that is what childhood as an identical twin is like.
posted by Picollecta at 8:18 AM on April 29, 2015


Toby the Tabby used to wedge himself into the Nativity scene every year. He could slide his fat, striped ass in right over baby Jesus, but the Wise Men had to be glued together so many times they looked more Frankenstein than Frankincense. When we moved into a house with glass French doors between the living room and dining room, and could keep all the Christmas decorations beyond the reach of his grubby little mitts, you should have seen the dirty looks he gave us.
posted by The Underpants Monster at 11:44 AM on April 29, 2015 [1 favorite]


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