The best of 'The Eyes Have It'

May 8, 2015 7:10 AM

60 minutes of makeup advice from Donna Mills in her 'Knots Landing' prime condensed into eight and a half minutes of pure glamour. (SLYT)
posted by josher71 (12 comments total)

I love this with all my heart. I first saw it on Willam's Beatdown, I believe.
posted by xingcat at 7:18 AM on May 8, 2015

Everything is terrible about this.
posted by orme at 7:42 AM on May 8, 2015 [1 favorite]

I think we've all seen this Patrick Bateman clip before.
posted by furtive at 7:49 AM on May 8, 2015

I cannot believe I just watched that whole thing. I need a hobby.
posted by slipthought at 7:49 AM on May 8, 2015

I am horrified - and also taking notes.
posted by jb at 7:50 AM on May 8, 2015

Donna Mills is AMAZING! She is currently on General Hospital and looks incredible (and her face mostly moves!). She is also on Twitter, where she shared her amazing birthday cake. Donna Mills is 74!!!
posted by armacy at 8:13 AM on May 8, 2015 [1 favorite]

Keep softening.
posted by late afternoon dreaming hotel at 10:11 AM on May 8, 2015 [1 favorite]

This is so soooothing.
posted by peripathetic at 11:25 AM on May 8, 2015 [1 favorite]

That's fine for you, Donna. That's fine for you, Donna. That's fine for you, Donna.
posted by BlahLaLa at 11:40 AM on May 8, 2015 [1 favorite]

It's all so ... pearlescent and earnest.

Were the 80s the last time before widespread irony?
posted by travertina at 11:54 AM on May 8, 2015 [1 favorite]

"Girl you need more makeup/ Lots and lots of makeup"
posted by Fuzzy Monster at 6:47 PM on May 8, 2015

I like the parodies (though, of Brenda Dickson) by Deven Green (aka Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian). (both links go to YT)
posted by xedrik at 7:51 PM on May 8, 2015