Jon Drinks Water
May 22, 2015 2:28 PM Subscribe
Does what it says on the tin, 2945 times.
Completionists may want to begin at the beginning.
Those who prefer a little more spice in their life will also not be disappointed.
TL;DR?
Completionists may want to begin at the beginning.
Those who prefer a little more spice in their life will also not be disappointed.
TL;DR?
Why would someone take the time to do this? Is it internet performance art or just a lot of really boring short videos?
posted by dortmunder at 2:34 PM on May 22, 2015
posted by dortmunder at 2:34 PM on May 22, 2015
Why would someone take the time to do this?
That's the crazy thing...he filmed them all in one day!
posted by mittens at 2:38 PM on May 22, 2015 [3 favorites]
That's the crazy thing...he filmed them all in one day!
posted by mittens at 2:38 PM on May 22, 2015 [3 favorites]
Better not pay too close attention to what's happening in the background of those videos.
I've said too much already.
posted by MartinWisse at 2:39 PM on May 22, 2015 [2 favorites]
I've said too much already.
posted by MartinWisse at 2:39 PM on May 22, 2015 [2 favorites]
That's the crazy thing...he filmed them all in one day!
He must still be editing Jon Pees Water than.
posted by Blue Meanie at 2:57 PM on May 22, 2015 [2 favorites]
He must still be editing Jon Pees Water than.
posted by Blue Meanie at 2:57 PM on May 22, 2015 [2 favorites]
Wonderfully weird. Quick question: why does the link on the period in the sentence "... will not be disappointed." send me to a video predicting the Powerball numbers for March 28, 2015?
posted by brecc at 3:01 PM on May 22, 2015
posted by brecc at 3:01 PM on May 22, 2015
YOU'RE KILLING THE EARTH, JON.
posted by saul wright at 3:12 PM on May 22, 2015 [4 favorites]
posted by saul wright at 3:12 PM on May 22, 2015 [4 favorites]
You can also watch Jon count .
Deconstructing Jon Counts To 100,000. Includes comments from Jon himself.
posted by Kabanos at 3:16 PM on May 22, 2015 [1 favorite]
Deconstructing Jon Counts To 100,000. Includes comments from Jon himself.
posted by Kabanos at 3:16 PM on May 22, 2015 [1 favorite]
Wonderfully weird. Quick question: why does the link on the period in the sentence "... will not be disappointed." send me to a video predicting the Powerball numbers for March 28, 2015?
I think the gag there is that the video looks like it was uploaded a day earlier. Not sure how he did that. Maybe he uploaded a video for every possible combination?
posted by roll truck roll at 3:26 PM on May 22, 2015 [2 favorites]
I think the gag there is that the video looks like it was uploaded a day earlier. Not sure how he did that. Maybe he uploaded a video for every possible combination?
posted by roll truck roll at 3:26 PM on May 22, 2015 [2 favorites]
this is a sex thing, right?
posted by ennui.bz at 3:40 PM on May 22, 2015 [3 favorites]
posted by ennui.bz at 3:40 PM on May 22, 2015 [3 favorites]
He must have have a very efficient method for drinking and posting.
posted by PHINC at 4:08 PM on May 22, 2015
posted by PHINC at 4:08 PM on May 22, 2015
3000 little plastic bottles in a landfill somewhere - he's sitting at home, he could have just gone to the tap. Pathetic.
posted by lupus_yonderboy at 4:12 PM on May 22, 2015 [5 favorites]
posted by lupus_yonderboy at 4:12 PM on May 22, 2015 [5 favorites]
ennui.bz: "this is a sex thing, right?"
I've masturbated to lesser comments, but sure.
posted by wcfields at 4:17 PM on May 22, 2015 [2 favorites]
I've masturbated to lesser comments, but sure.
posted by wcfields at 4:17 PM on May 22, 2015 [2 favorites]
andy warhol is so jealous over this
posted by pyramid termite at 4:26 PM on May 22, 2015
posted by pyramid termite at 4:26 PM on May 22, 2015
This was on a recent episode of the always amazing Vsauce, well worth a watch.
posted by Acey at 4:33 PM on May 22, 2015
posted by Acey at 4:33 PM on May 22, 2015
I am disappointed this is not from The Daily Show.
I have no life.
posted by swift at 7:00 PM on May 22, 2015
I have no life.
posted by swift at 7:00 PM on May 22, 2015
Some of those videos have 30-50,000 plus views. Do you think he actually makes any money off YouTube by doing this?
posted by Gotanda at 7:31 PM on May 22, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by Gotanda at 7:31 PM on May 22, 2015 [1 favorite]
This is like, what happens when people decide not to be survivalists anymore. Or like, when people realized that Y2K wasn't a thing after all.
"What the hell am I going to do with all this bottled water? Oh hey, here's a camera!"
posted by oceanjesse at 7:46 PM on May 22, 2015 [4 favorites]
"What the hell am I going to do with all this bottled water? Oh hey, here's a camera!"
posted by oceanjesse at 7:46 PM on May 22, 2015 [4 favorites]
The TL;DR link with 2000 drinks in one video is cut up art.
posted by idiopath at 8:12 PM on May 22, 2015
posted by idiopath at 8:12 PM on May 22, 2015
if this is a sex thing, I am doing it wrong.
posted by shockingbluamp at 8:35 PM on May 22, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by shockingbluamp at 8:35 PM on May 22, 2015 [1 favorite]
It gets me wet.
posted by vbfg at 3:17 AM on May 23, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by vbfg at 3:17 AM on May 23, 2015 [1 favorite]
Thrillingly, the video of him eating carrots also shows him drinking some water! Genre-blending at its most situationist.
posted by Pericles at 6:25 AM on May 23, 2015 [2 favorites]
posted by Pericles at 6:25 AM on May 23, 2015 [2 favorites]
oceanjesse: "when people realized that Y2K wasn't a thing after all."
Y2K wasn't a thing because people worked their ass off making it not-a-thing. That's like saying "People got smallpox vaccinations? Didn't they realize smallpox wasn't a thing after all?"
posted by Bugbread at 4:03 PM on May 23, 2015 [2 favorites]
Y2K wasn't a thing because people worked their ass off making it not-a-thing. That's like saying "People got smallpox vaccinations? Didn't they realize smallpox wasn't a thing after all?"
posted by Bugbread at 4:03 PM on May 23, 2015 [2 favorites]
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