no idea how these people got toupees wedged onto their cats, or why
July 11, 2015 3:29 PM   Subscribe

1. Brush your cat 2. Form the hair you brushed into a toupee and place toupee on cat 3. Share & tag @trumpyourcat or #trumpyourcat
posted by NoraReed (39 comments total) 29 users marked this as a favorite
 
omg nothing makes me madder that I stripped out my dog's coat last week more than this.

Though I guess that doesn't mean I'm out of luck. I suppose I could just find an alternate hair source. Like this one here? 90% sure that one is made from Trump's actual hair.
posted by phunniemee at 3:33 PM on July 11, 2015 [1 favorite]


Trumpy can do stupid things!
posted by AlonzoMosleyFBI at 3:38 PM on July 11, 2015 [11 favorites]


#trumpyourshower

Fish the gross clump of hair out of the drain, put it on the showerhead.
posted by Sys Rq at 3:44 PM on July 11, 2015 [21 favorites]


If Donald Trump had any sense of humor at all (pretty sure he does not), he would do this himself.
posted by lunasol at 3:47 PM on July 11, 2015


I am getting a cat next week and this may be literally the first thing I do with that cat.
posted by dinty_moore at 4:03 PM on July 11, 2015 [7 favorites]


Your plans for your cat are so cute.

And so naive.

No plans survive contact with cat.
posted by srboisvert at 4:45 PM on July 11, 2015 [25 favorites]


Tada!

This took way too much effort. The subject kept trying to sniff at/eat the toupee, and then wouldn't hold still long enough to get a picture. But at last, we prevailed!
posted by damayanti at 4:54 PM on July 11, 2015 [19 favorites]


My Belgian sheepdog is blowing coat right now so if you're among the first 28 billion to reply, I will be able to supply you with a generous amount of hair, but hurry, supplies are technically probably finite.
posted by Wolfdog at 4:56 PM on July 11, 2015 [22 favorites]


We shall see, srbiosvert, we shall see. And if I am successful, there will be pictures. If I am not successful, there will probably still be pictures.

(An introductory picture of this ridiculous cat, sans toupee)
posted by dinty_moore at 5:15 PM on July 11, 2015 [14 favorites]


The subject kept trying to sniff at/eat the toupee

Wait a minute.

Trump went to Burning Man?
posted by CynicalKnight at 6:13 PM on July 11, 2015 [4 favorites]


No. The guy is getting way too much attention as it is already. Ain't no way I'm gonna recruit my cat to do free PR for him.
posted by monospace at 6:23 PM on July 11, 2015 [3 favorites]


Actually, it's Trump giving free publicity to your cat. Which may, somehow, result in more food. It's all good.

I'd do it with ours, except it would be a black blur on top of a black blur. With angry yellow eyes staring out of it.
posted by happyroach at 6:57 PM on July 11, 2015 [1 favorite]


I thought it was an onion roll?
posted by jonmc at 7:35 PM on July 11, 2015


I understand that there is an ancient and honored tradition of outraging one's cats dignity, but, NoraReed, I must ask you: have you no shred of decency?
posted by GenjiandProust at 7:39 PM on July 11, 2015 [1 favorite]


I love the internet.
posted by shakespeherian at 8:27 PM on July 11, 2015 [1 favorite]


have you no shred of decency?

if my decency is shredded i blame the cats
posted by NoraReed at 8:32 PM on July 11, 2015 [22 favorites]


Have you no shed of decency
posted by shakespeherian at 9:01 PM on July 11, 2015 [14 favorites]


Sunshine's undercoat was rust before she was fixed, now it is gray and everywhere.
posted by carsonb at 9:11 PM on July 11, 2015


Have you no shed of decency

My cats were a lot happier once I put their litterboxes in dark little closets. Plural, yeah, I have two sheds of decency for my babies.
posted by carsonb at 9:14 PM on July 11, 2015 [4 favorites]


i find it ironic that cats want to poop in private dark closets and yet seem perfectly happy to sit on the floor in front of the toilet and WATCH YOU

hypocritical monsters
posted by NoraReed at 10:24 PM on July 11, 2015 [13 favorites]


BRB cat brushing.
posted by gingerbeer at 10:33 PM on July 11, 2015


Cat objects to the styling.
posted by gingerbeer at 10:45 PM on July 11, 2015


Triumph! Roswell agrees to be trumped.
posted by rtha at 10:50 PM on July 11, 2015 [9 favorites]


I brushed Simon last night and have never been so excited about my own intransigence in cleaning the brush afterwards as I am now.
posted by biffa at 11:33 PM on July 11, 2015 [3 favorites]


Ain't no way I'm gonna recruit my cat to do free PR for him.

This isn't exactly playing into Trump's (famously short-fingered) hands. I know they say there's no such thing as bad publicity, and certainly Trump seems to be a rather shameless creature... but you have to figure he hates this. I mean, people are posting pictures of cats with clumps of random fuzz on their heads, and calling it "Trumping"! As embarrassing memes go, this one stops just short of Santorum.
posted by Ursula Hitler at 1:52 AM on July 12, 2015


Whatever you do do NOT santorum you cat.

But if you do at least take a picture.
posted by item at 2:14 AM on July 12, 2015 [2 favorites]


Kanoko is still glaring at me. "I shall not forget this, human. Your days of flawless ankle skin are numbered."

Susu was fine being a blonde and a brunette with grey highlights. (She is sitting on what remains of her favorite basket, which she painstakingly deconstructed herself over a period of two months.)
posted by fraula at 2:32 AM on July 12, 2015 [5 favorites]


Foggy is not amused.
posted by mgrrl at 3:50 AM on July 12, 2015 [1 favorite]


Lacking cat, I shall attempt this on my dog.

Results..... after the break.
posted by I_Love_Bananas at 4:27 AM on July 12, 2015


Tiny
posted by Stewriffic at 5:02 AM on July 12, 2015 [4 favorites]


Normally I am all for cat humiliation, but this seems a step too far.
posted by Artw at 6:54 AM on July 12, 2015


Now take it to the next level.
posted by ChurchHatesTucker at 7:17 AM on July 12, 2015 [3 favorites]


No.
posted by Artw at 7:38 AM on July 12, 2015 [2 favorites]


Argh, I just got done brushing out my two cats! I'll be back later this week. Will this still be a thing then? I hope so.
posted by Fig at 11:27 AM on July 12, 2015


Aggro demands to see the birth certificate!
posted by almostmanda at 12:28 PM on July 12, 2015 [3 favorites]


Well-played, Furminator. Well-played.
posted by SillyShepherd at 7:15 PM on July 12, 2015 [1 favorite]




LuLuTrump
posted by unliteral at 8:42 PM on July 21, 2015 [1 favorite]


LuLuTrumps brother - MarcoTrump
posted by unliteral at 5:23 AM on July 26, 2015


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