I have no idea how he got that cat into/out of that bazooka.
July 15, 2015 12:44 AM   Subscribe

The constant arms race among the makers of internet cat videos may have its first true superpower: the SUPER EPIC CATS video series started with one cat, a flat-faced slightly-less-grumpy-than-GrumpyCat feline, who, accompanied by a dramatic orchestra, demonstrated his ability to levitate (somewhat disruptively), some impressive potion-mixing (while wearing a Bill Nye bowtie), telekinesis, magnetism, then some loneliness-triggered engineering that ended up creating a challenger, who showed off his laser eyes and other superpowers, after which the cats' human took charge and (with the series' best special effects yet), made his own CATZOOKA!
Enjoy, and be thankful YOUR cats can't do that.
posted by oneswellfoop (6 comments total) 14 users marked this as a favorite
Funny, and some impressive editing and cat-wrangling. Anybody who has been around Persian cats knows what an achievement it can be to get them to do anything but just sit there wheezing adorably.

(For anybody concerned, these movies do not actually involve any cats getting fired from bazookas.)
posted by Ursula Hitler at 1:15 AM on July 15, 2015

In the same vein, and *incredibly* well done, is Aaron's Animals.
posted by BuddhaInABucket at 5:45 AM on July 15, 2015 [2 favorites]

Happy anniversary, everyone.
posted by terrapin at 5:53 AM on July 15, 2015

Not to be all pedantic about it but it's an Airzooka not a Bazooka.

Mine was only good for terrorizing annoying the cats.
posted by Confess, Fletch at 10:10 AM on July 15, 2015

Everything about this utterly delights me.
posted by pseudonymph at 11:17 PM on July 15, 2015

Actually I was wrong, cats DO get fired out of a bazooka! (I thought I'd clicked the "Catzooka" link before, but apparently I clicked "laser eyes". Still, even my most sensitive fellow kitty lovers probably won't be traumatized by the catzooka clip. I was imagining some kind of cruel "sick and twisted" comedy, but it's really brief and silly.)
posted by Ursula Hitler at 1:37 AM on July 16, 2015

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