Cage of Thrones
July 16, 2015 9:31 AM   Subscribe

 
Then maybe I'd start watching the show.
posted by I-baLL at 9:32 AM on July 16, 2015 [3 favorites]


This was kind of funny, but I'm getting pretty tired of this Nicholas Cage trend that seems like it' everywhere lately. It's like the bacon thing a few years ago.
posted by Sangermaine at 9:35 AM on July 16, 2015 [1 favorite]


This is one of those things that was done without anyone asking whether it should be done.
posted by A Bad Catholic at 9:37 AM on July 16, 2015 [2 favorites]


(What if they'd got somebody who wasn't drunk, and/or had used the program before, to Photoshop Nicolas Cage's head onto all those pictures?)
posted by Sing Or Swim at 9:37 AM on July 16, 2015 [6 favorites]


Nevertheless, I would watch this version of the show.
posted by You Can't Tip a Buick at 9:37 AM on July 16, 2015 [1 favorite]


You know nothing, Nic Cage.
posted by nubs at 9:39 AM on July 16, 2015 [7 favorites]


There was an interview with Nic Cage a couple of years ago where he basically stated that he wanted to be the modern version of Vincent Price. That makes a lot of his career very understandable. And somebody said that Nic Cage makes terrible movies watchable and good movies even better. He's the frosting on top.
posted by I-baLL at 9:43 AM on July 16, 2015 [5 favorites]


This is one of those things that was done without anyone asking whether it should be done.

I have some bad news
posted by Hoopo at 9:47 AM on July 16, 2015 [1 favorite]


So my FIRST question is: HOW AM I NOT IN THAT TV SHOW?!! It has all the classic elements I look for in a series! 1. It exists. 2. Much like Bran Stark, I am a high-society playboy who moonlights as a cyborg assassin.

(If you have not seen the "Get in the Cage" series on SNL, watch them however you can. Now.)
posted by filthy light thief at 9:53 AM on July 16, 2015 [3 favorites]


This gives me the claggy boak.
posted by mudpuppie at 10:00 AM on July 16, 2015 [3 favorites]


I genuinely would like to see Nic Cage's take on Ned Stark.
posted by Rock Steady at 10:08 AM on July 16, 2015 [1 favorite]


Nicolas Cage is an actor's actor acting actingly.
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 10:35 AM on July 16, 2015 [2 favorites]


OH, NO NOT THE DRAGONS! NOT THE DRAGONS! AAAAARGH!
posted by Smart Dalek at 10:36 AM on July 16, 2015 [7 favorites]


I'm getting pretty tired of this Nicholas Cage trend that seems like it' everywhere lately. It's like the bacon thing a few years ago.

How about Nic Cage offering you some delicious bacon?
posted by a lungful of dragon at 10:42 AM on July 16, 2015


Why do people always want to put Cage's face on other peoples' heads!?!

Mr. Woo, you have a lot to answer for...!
posted by GenjiandProust at 10:51 AM on July 16, 2015 [5 favorites]


Someday my House of Cards/Game of Thrones crossover fiction is going to appear on bookshelves.

Coming 2016: Game of Cards.
posted by brecc at 11:19 AM on July 16, 2015 [1 favorite]


Ah, so The Independent is just a shittier Buzzfeed now. Good to know.
posted by shmegegge at 11:28 AM on July 16, 2015


Sangermaine: "It's like the bacon thing a few years ago."

yeah but what if everyone in true detective was kevin bacon
posted by mhum at 1:16 PM on July 16, 2015 [8 favorites]


For you web developers out there: http://www.placecage.com/
posted by isauteikisa at 1:27 PM on July 16, 2015


yeah but what if everyone in true detective was kevin bacon

Well, if time is a flat circle then it has to be ... Canadian bacon.
posted by chavenet at 1:27 PM on July 16, 2015 [2 favorites]


Nicolas Cage: more Stannis than Stannis.
posted by tracicle at 2:53 PM on July 16, 2015


"yeah but what if everyone in true detective was kevin bacon"

Then the show would be called "0 Degrees"
posted by I-baLL at 2:55 PM on July 16, 2015 [1 favorite]


Coming 2016: Game of Cards

I am looking forward to House of Thrones. Series pitch? "It's like Six Feet Under, but with a plumbing business."

Tagline: You'll be on the edge of your seat!
posted by GenjiandProust at 4:22 PM on July 16, 2015 [2 favorites]


I thought that Nic Cage in Season Of The Witch had an uncanny resemblance to Chad Kroeger from Nickelback. And now after seeing the Jaime Lannister picture, I'm thinking they might actually be the same human being.
posted by Metro Gnome at 4:43 PM on July 16, 2015


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