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July 20, 2015 9:55 AM   Subscribe

Gamasutra: “TV host Stephen Colbert has jumped onto [Twine] with a new, free game: Escape from the Man-Sized Cabinet.
posted by Going To Maine (10 comments total) 17 users marked this as a favorite
To do list:
* Create sand mandala
* Destroy sand mandala
* Create sand mandala

There is a lot of *snrk*ing going on as I play this game.
posted by zjacreman at 10:06 AM on July 20, 2015


posted by leotrotsky at 10:23 AM on July 20, 2015 [5 favorites]


Only a monster would kick those poor bones! Or, you know, so I have heard....
posted by GenjiandProust at 10:25 AM on July 20, 2015 [1 favorite]

This'll cheer you up
posted by Devonian at 11:16 AM on July 20, 2015 [1 favorite]


~ Pokémonth ~
~ Bring Your Work Home With You Day ~
~ Shrektoberthon ~
~ Chaka Khannukah ~
posted by boo_radley at 11:46 AM on July 20, 2015 [1 favorite]

I loved this quite a bit. I wanted to believe that Stephen Colbert (being the gigantic nerd that he is) wrote the whole thing, but the Gamasutra article implies differently.
posted by sparklemotion at 12:12 PM on July 20, 2015

(The man-sized cabinet has been a running gag on his podcast.)
posted by Sys Rq at 1:52 PM on July 20, 2015 [1 favorite]

If you go to "see the rest of the office" then "to-do list", you get many wonderful things to see (and maybe do), starting with:
~ Learn to Use To-Do List ~ (which was first on the multiple times he showed his "to-do list" before)
~ Reconcile Quantum Theory with Relativity ~
~ Buy More Subtle Highlighters ~
~ Crank Out Another Bestseller [Speedboat Is Making Weird Noise] ~
~ Continue Sustaining Illusion of Crop Circles ~
~ Save Cheerleader, World ~ (okay, that may piss off NBC)
~ See Entourage Movie Again ~ (so HE'S the one who saw it)
~ Work in Lab Late One Night, Use Eyes To Behold Eerie Sight ~
~ Do the Mash ~
~ Do the Monster Mash ~
~ Steal Christmas ~
~ Find Out What Time TV Show On ~
~ Hire Body Double(s) ~
~ Create Sand Mandala ~
~ Destroy Sand Mandala ~
~ Create Sand Mandala ~
~ Personally Rewire New Theater ~
~ Learn to Use To-Do List ~

"To-Do List" is the new "Top 10 List". (Thankfully)
posted by oneswellfoop at 1:55 PM on July 20, 2015 [1 favorite]

Waiting for 16 hours, trying to leave, and then waiting again seems to make you wait for... only 8 hours?

Looks like "capitalize on time-travel" should have been added to that to-do list.
posted by isauteikisa at 3:00 PM on July 20, 2015

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