someone tweet @ me a very bad video game idea
August 15, 2015 9:50 PM   Subscribe

"someone tweet @ me a very bad video game idea" - a series of pixel-art gifs from @bonerman_inc based on suggestions from the crowd
posted by Greg Nog (28 comments total)

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This is great. Greg Nog, I bet you could give a way better webinar than the other Twitter Experts out there.
posted by univac at 10:11 PM on August 15, 2015


Reminder: Peter Molydeux may never stop.
posted by BiggerJ at 10:22 PM on August 15, 2015 [1 favorite]


Poor giant dog, trying to hide in his increasingly small doghouse.
posted by Rangi at 10:53 PM on August 15, 2015 [11 favorites]


DON'T TWEET! SIMULATOR '96

Truly a classic for the ages.
posted by JHarris at 11:03 PM on August 15, 2015 [5 favorites]


And the growing dog one. It's... Dogamari Damacy.
posted by JHarris at 11:04 PM on August 15, 2015 [1 favorite]


I could definitely see the big dog one. Maybe the Roman bog one.
posted by Joe in Australia at 11:46 PM on August 15, 2015 [1 favorite]


Sorry, I couldn't look away from my game of Butlerian Jihad. What's all this about bog sacrifices? Not contemporaneous with Roman imperialism, btw.
posted by mrdaneri at 12:01 AM on August 16, 2015


oh my god the wifi password ahhhahhahah
posted by en forme de poire at 12:47 AM on August 16, 2015 [8 favorites]


I like Don't Tweet! Simulator because I'm having a hard time thinking of the beginning of a statement more guaranteed to end poorly.
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 1:32 AM on August 16, 2015 [6 favorites]


I just finished crying. With laughter. The growing dog. Oh I've started it again.
posted by teponaztli at 3:16 AM on August 16, 2015 [1 favorite]


The greatest thing about the dog one is the premise, but almost as great are the little touches. The fact the dog is a dachshund. How his tail wags constantly the whole time. The way the screen shakes and the cracks that appear in the houses in the end.
posted by JHarris at 3:21 AM on August 16, 2015 [8 favorites]


Dogamari Damacy.

Thanks, now I have the Katamari theme tune stuck in my head except "sung" in dog barks.
posted by EndsOfInvention at 5:15 AM on August 16, 2015 [5 favorites]


The Adulthood simulator has barely enough loneliness.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 5:50 AM on August 16, 2015 [3 favorites]


Thanks, now I have the Katamari theme tune stuck in my head except "sung" in dog barks.

Didn't we already do that? In the game itself?
posted by brett at 6:59 AM on August 16, 2015 [7 favorites]


I would totally 100% play BLOOD BOG 49AD.
posted by sonmi at 7:00 AM on August 16, 2015 [1 favorite]


OMG, that Katamari barking song would be the best by which I mean worst alarm clock wakeup tone for my phone.
posted by maryr at 7:22 AM on August 16, 2015 [3 favorites]


The one where you have to get from your house to the bar reminds me that Bozo's Night Out is a real thing that really exists: you have to guide an increasingly-drunk guy home from the bar. As he gets drunker he starts staggering around in random directions despite what your directional input may be.

Videos of it exist but they really don't do justice to the experience of pushing your stick to the right and watching your fat little guy stagger vaguely in that direction.
posted by egypturnash at 7:53 AM on August 16, 2015


This is the same guy who created Shower with Your Dad Simulator, which has a pretty great trailer.
posted by mcmile at 8:12 AM on August 16, 2015 [7 favorites]


Also if someone would do a Use of Weapons one where you collect falling bones to build a chair that would be great thx
posted by mrdaneri at 9:11 AM on August 16, 2015 [4 favorites]


Needs more hot sister.
posted by Philipschall at 9:38 AM on August 16, 2015 [1 favorite]


mrdaneri > Also if someone would do a Use of Weapons one where you collect falling bones to build a chair that would be great thx

bones shot into the air by a battleship off in the distance as you frantically try to build the chair

once you build the chair you get to flip to the second screen where you're suddenly playing a rip-off of microsurgeon

the game's title, of course, is "Staberinde".
posted by egypturnash at 9:45 AM on August 16, 2015 [5 favorites]


Should be one of those multi-phase games like Tron or Krull.

Don't forget the fruit-ninja like interlude where you play as Skaffen-Amtiskaw
posted by nom de poop at 10:49 AM on August 16, 2015 [6 favorites]


egypturnash i would buy nine copies at AAA pricing
posted by mrdaneri at 10:56 AM on August 16, 2015


This is the same guy who created Shower with Your Dad Simulator, which has a pretty great trailer

an he's SO CLEAN!
posted by GenjiandProust at 1:07 PM on August 16, 2015


Also, I would play the living hell out of that dog game.

Poor 'lil dog.
posted by GenjiandProust at 1:08 PM on August 16, 2015 [1 favorite]


nom de poop I actually think Knife Missile Decapitator could move a lot of units. Like a lot a lot.
posted by mrdaneri at 2:30 PM on August 16, 2015 [3 favorites]


don't know what the antithesis of previously is
posted by psychobum at 8:53 PM on September 2, 2015


subsequently?
posted by EndsOfInvention at 1:51 AM on September 3, 2015


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