Wes Craven Dies at 76
August 30, 2015 8:57 PM Subscribe
"Nine, ten, never sleep again." RIP to a horror master.
His official web site with a link to his Twitter feed.
Interviews with Wes Craven on YouTube as part of Mick Garris' series of interviews with horror directors: Part 1 and Part 2.
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His official web site with a link to his Twitter feed.
Interviews with Wes Craven on YouTube as part of Mick Garris' series of interviews with horror directors: Part 1 and Part 2.
previously, previously
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posted by clavdivs at 9:02 PM on August 30, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by clavdivs at 9:02 PM on August 30, 2015 [1 favorite]
Wow, today has been too much. Oliver Sacks, Wayne Dyer, and now Wes Craven?
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posted by discopolo at 9:06 PM on August 30, 2015
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posted by discopolo at 9:06 PM on August 30, 2015
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My favourite films of his are probably The People Under the Stairs and The Serpent and the Rainbow. I particularly enjoyed the creepy dreamlike vibe of the latter.
posted by misterbee at 9:06 PM on August 30, 2015 [7 favorites]
My favourite films of his are probably The People Under the Stairs and The Serpent and the Rainbow. I particularly enjoyed the creepy dreamlike vibe of the latter.
posted by misterbee at 9:06 PM on August 30, 2015 [7 favorites]
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkk no.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:06 PM on August 30, 2015
posted by DirtyOldTown at 9:06 PM on August 30, 2015
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I know he made a bigger splash with much of this other work, but there was no movie in the world that 6-year-old me loved more than Swamp Thing.
posted by rewil at 9:12 PM on August 30, 2015 [9 favorites]
I know he made a bigger splash with much of this other work, but there was no movie in the world that 6-year-old me loved more than Swamp Thing.
posted by rewil at 9:12 PM on August 30, 2015 [9 favorites]
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Scream 2 was filmed in part my alma mater, and it's become a rite of passage to have a big screening of the movie on campus at the beginning of each school year, so right about this time of year. I think it's time I rewatched the Screams, too.
posted by nicebookrack at 9:13 PM on August 30, 2015
Scream 2 was filmed in part my alma mater, and it's become a rite of passage to have a big screening of the movie on campus at the beginning of each school year, so right about this time of year. I think it's time I rewatched the Screams, too.
posted by nicebookrack at 9:13 PM on August 30, 2015
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posted by yellowbinder at 9:17 PM on August 30, 2015 [3 favorites]
posted by yellowbinder at 9:17 PM on August 30, 2015 [3 favorites]
Right now one of the top pop songs in the country was inspired by Craven's The Hills Have Eyes. I can't even grasp the enormous, lasting spread of pop-culture media ripple effects that Craven's films have made.
posted by nicebookrack at 9:23 PM on August 30, 2015 [3 favorites]
posted by nicebookrack at 9:23 PM on August 30, 2015 [3 favorites]
Based on what he taught us in his movies, he'll be back for ONE LAST SCARE before it's really over, right?
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posted by oneswellfoop at 9:32 PM on August 30, 2015 [22 favorites]
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posted by oneswellfoop at 9:32 PM on August 30, 2015 [22 favorites]
It didn't seem that he was afraid to fail. Interesting that he seemed to understand just how dangerous fear could be to the creative mind.
This is part of what makes him a Master, in my mind.
posted by frumiousb at 9:35 PM on August 30, 2015 [5 favorites]
This is part of what makes him a Master, in my mind.
posted by frumiousb at 9:35 PM on August 30, 2015 [5 favorites]
Based on what he taught us in his movies, he'll be back for ONE LAST SCARE before it's really over, right?
Only if fuckin' Bob Shaye gets final cut.
posted by cortex at 9:52 PM on August 30, 2015 [4 favorites]
Only if fuckin' Bob Shaye gets final cut.
posted by cortex at 9:52 PM on August 30, 2015 [4 favorites]
"When you have a name that means scares, you have to live with that." and other quotes from Wes Craven
posted by oneswellfoop at 9:54 PM on August 30, 2015 [3 favorites]
posted by oneswellfoop at 9:54 PM on August 30, 2015 [3 favorites]
I read an interview with an actress who worked with him who said she had never met a director who could create such a genuine experience of terror on the set. It's part of the reason his movies worked so well: the cast was genuinely terrified.
RIP.
posted by maxsparber at 9:54 PM on August 30, 2015 [1 favorite]
RIP.
posted by maxsparber at 9:54 PM on August 30, 2015 [1 favorite]
there was no movie in the world that 6-year-old me loved more than Swamp Thing
Once in a great while that still shows up on TV, and dang it if I don't watch it all the way to the end every time.
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posted by MrBadExample at 10:01 PM on August 30, 2015
Once in a great while that still shows up on TV, and dang it if I don't watch it all the way to the end every time.
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posted by MrBadExample at 10:01 PM on August 30, 2015
Rest in peace, aside from the odd murder spree.
posted by Pope Guilty at 10:10 PM on August 30, 2015 [6 favorites]
posted by Pope Guilty at 10:10 PM on August 30, 2015 [6 favorites]
For a long time "Serpent and the Rainbow" was the weirdest movie I had seen in a first-run theater. One of the greatest Alice Cooper cameos! I awaited each of the first three or four Nightmares and loved them all, they made for a very entertaining set of teenage years.
He also gave Sharon Stone her first credit!
posted by rhizome at 10:15 PM on August 30, 2015
He also gave Sharon Stone her first credit!
posted by rhizome at 10:15 PM on August 30, 2015
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posted by MCMikeNamara at 10:16 PM on August 30, 2015
posted by MCMikeNamara at 10:16 PM on August 30, 2015
I join with all the Wheaton alums that mater in celebrating the greatest of us.
posted by wotsac at 10:29 PM on August 30, 2015
posted by wotsac at 10:29 PM on August 30, 2015
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posted by Queen of Robots at 10:46 PM on August 30, 2015
posted by Queen of Robots at 10:46 PM on August 30, 2015
My favorite movie of Craven's is actually the one thriller he did, Red Eye, with Rachel McAdams and Cillian Murphy. It's the movie equivalent of a triathlete in top form -- not an ounce of fat. It takes real skill to just what you need to say, then move on.
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posted by Cash4Lead at 10:57 PM on August 30, 2015 [11 favorites]
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posted by Cash4Lead at 10:57 PM on August 30, 2015 [11 favorites]
Wow, today has been too much. Oliver Sacks, Wayne Dyer, and now Wes Craven?
true. bad day. but nothing like Nov-22-1963.
posted by philip-random at 11:44 PM on August 30, 2015 [6 favorites]
true. bad day. but nothing like Nov-22-1963.
posted by philip-random at 11:44 PM on August 30, 2015 [6 favorites]
I'm not gonna pretend that i've loved every movie he's ever made but this is incredibly depressing.
Sometimes it's enough to just blow a young mind even once, and you can rest knowing you've a sizable legacy. I think it's safe to say Wes Craven did so considerably more than that.
posted by shmegegge at 12:42 AM on August 31, 2015
Sometimes it's enough to just blow a young mind even once, and you can rest knowing you've a sizable legacy. I think it's safe to say Wes Craven did so considerably more than that.
posted by shmegegge at 12:42 AM on August 31, 2015
I absolutely lovelovelove The Hills Have Eyes. #3 on my all-time horror list behind The Thing and Halloween.
I first watched it at like age 6 or 8 or so (my mom was the coolest and would rent horror flicks for me - thanks mom! one day I'll pay you back by using your corpse as a decoy to survive a cannibalistic assault, I promise!). Not sure if that's the source or if it just unlocked something already in me, but ever since I've had a deep affection for deserts and mountains. Years later, when I finally got to spend time in that setting at Burning Man, on our first night post-festival we pulled off on a small, unmarked road. 15 people or so on a double decker bus, completely partied out. While everyone slept, I sat cross-legged in the middle of the road and let myself get Freaked.TheFuck.Out It was glorious, if that makes any sense.
I'll even admit to liking the sequel, despite recognizing that it's a turd and Craven himself disowned it. The first ~40 min or so, before it turns into formulaic one-by-one kill-offs, is surprisingly creepy for being shot in bright desert sunlight. Plus there's a badass dirtbike chase through the hills. And even a flashback from the POV of a fucking dog!
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also, uh ... has anyone watched Mind Ripper? I'd never even heard of it until I went to his wikipedia page, but it says it's the unofficial THHE 3. I know I should just stay away from it, but I'm tempted.....
posted by mannequito at 1:18 AM on August 31, 2015 [1 favorite]
I first watched it at like age 6 or 8 or so (my mom was the coolest and would rent horror flicks for me - thanks mom! one day I'll pay you back by using your corpse as a decoy to survive a cannibalistic assault, I promise!). Not sure if that's the source or if it just unlocked something already in me, but ever since I've had a deep affection for deserts and mountains. Years later, when I finally got to spend time in that setting at Burning Man, on our first night post-festival we pulled off on a small, unmarked road. 15 people or so on a double decker bus, completely partied out. While everyone slept, I sat cross-legged in the middle of the road and let myself get Freaked.TheFuck.Out It was glorious, if that makes any sense.
I'll even admit to liking the sequel, despite recognizing that it's a turd and Craven himself disowned it. The first ~40 min or so, before it turns into formulaic one-by-one kill-offs, is surprisingly creepy for being shot in bright desert sunlight. Plus there's a badass dirtbike chase through the hills. And even a flashback from the POV of a fucking dog!
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also, uh ... has anyone watched Mind Ripper? I'd never even heard of it until I went to his wikipedia page, but it says it's the unofficial THHE 3. I know I should just stay away from it, but I'm tempted.....
posted by mannequito at 1:18 AM on August 31, 2015 [1 favorite]
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posted by Faintdreams at 1:34 AM on August 31, 2015
posted by Faintdreams at 1:34 AM on August 31, 2015
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posted by Joey Michaels at 2:07 AM on August 31, 2015
posted by Joey Michaels at 2:07 AM on August 31, 2015
Remember first watching Nightmare 1, 2 and 3 back to back, what a night that was.
Not many writer directors create a totally iconic character and have major influence hits in at least 3 separate decades
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 2:20 AM on August 31, 2015 [2 favorites]
Not many writer directors create a totally iconic character and have major influence hits in at least 3 separate decades
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 2:20 AM on August 31, 2015 [2 favorites]
It's only temporary.
posted by Pyrogenesis at 2:24 AM on August 31, 2015
posted by Pyrogenesis at 2:24 AM on August 31, 2015
Somehow I thought he was always going to be around.
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posted by hippybear at 2:25 AM on August 31, 2015 [1 favorite]
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posted by hippybear at 2:25 AM on August 31, 2015 [1 favorite]
I'm surprised he was that old. He was still working, still quite sharp and he didn't look that old. (I don't mean to suggest that 76 is ancient. It's ancient for some people, and for others, like Craven, 76 is more like 60.) His last film, Scream 4, came out just four years ago and made over 100 million bucks. He was the executive producer of the Scream TV show that's on MTV this year. He was regularly tweeting! That was one freaking busy, engaged and relevant 76-year-old guy.
posted by Ursula Hitler at 2:45 AM on August 31, 2015 [7 favorites]
posted by Ursula Hitler at 2:45 AM on August 31, 2015 [7 favorites]
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posted by AlonzoMosleyFBI at 4:08 AM on August 31, 2015
posted by AlonzoMosleyFBI at 4:08 AM on August 31, 2015
His early bio is pretty fascinating: going from a masters degree in philosophy and writing from Johns Hopkins University and subsequent a humanities professorship to directing porn.
posted by octothorpe at 4:10 AM on August 31, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by octothorpe at 4:10 AM on August 31, 2015 [1 favorite]
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posted by Bringer Tom at 5:05 AM on August 31, 2015
posted by Bringer Tom at 5:05 AM on August 31, 2015
Just wait, in 5-10 years, some smarty pants scientist will try to bring him back... with horrifying results!
The hints were in the closing credits at the funeral. You had to sit through to the very end.
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:38 AM on August 31, 2015 [1 favorite]
The hints were in the closing credits at the funeral. You had to sit through to the very end.
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:38 AM on August 31, 2015 [1 favorite]
My brother shares his name, though we're Cravens, and he was singular. Still, it was enough to cause confusion.
Back in the early 00s, my Wes was on a red eye from St. Louis to LAX. He did work on network sites, including backbone of the Internet stuff, and flew all over the country. On this flight, he was upgraded to first class by the airline. As he settled in to the flight, he noticed that the attendants were being VERY friendly, and very interested in his work. What was he doing in St. Louis? Why was he heading to LA? And the fact that he answered that he was working on "projects" only stoked their interest. Finally, they started to realize that he was about thirty years too young, and it came out he worked on networks and not Networks, and not iconic films, and their attentions dropped off immediately. That's when he figured out why they were so interested.
My brother is actually kind of upset by this news. It's as if we've lost our other brother Wes.
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posted by gc at 6:18 AM on August 31, 2015 [7 favorites]
Back in the early 00s, my Wes was on a red eye from St. Louis to LAX. He did work on network sites, including backbone of the Internet stuff, and flew all over the country. On this flight, he was upgraded to first class by the airline. As he settled in to the flight, he noticed that the attendants were being VERY friendly, and very interested in his work. What was he doing in St. Louis? Why was he heading to LA? And the fact that he answered that he was working on "projects" only stoked their interest. Finally, they started to realize that he was about thirty years too young, and it came out he worked on networks and not Networks, and not iconic films, and their attentions dropped off immediately. That's when he figured out why they were so interested.
My brother is actually kind of upset by this news. It's as if we've lost our other brother Wes.
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posted by gc at 6:18 AM on August 31, 2015 [7 favorites]
As at all colleges, there were urban legends and accepted truths about my alma mater's history, including that one of the dorm buildings had been constructed with the blueprints switched around, and that Wes Craven had attended school there. It wasn't until my senior year that I was going through the college's lit mag archives and I stumbled across some sappy love poems and one particular short story about cave men by a young undergrad named Wesley Craven.
The poems were bad, the story was terrible, but it made me feel as though I'd unearthed treasure.
posted by shakespeherian at 6:19 AM on August 31, 2015 [5 favorites]
The poems were bad, the story was terrible, but it made me feel as though I'd unearthed treasure.
posted by shakespeherian at 6:19 AM on August 31, 2015 [5 favorites]
Just a sad thing. Craven kept reinventing a genre that was declared dead over and over again. His work will be referenced for decades to come.
posted by xingcat at 6:19 AM on August 31, 2015 [3 favorites]
posted by xingcat at 6:19 AM on August 31, 2015 [3 favorites]
There's a reason I dislike cockroaches so much, and Freddy Krueger and Wes Craven are a big part of that.
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posted by Fizz at 7:03 AM on August 31, 2015
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posted by Fizz at 7:03 AM on August 31, 2015
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seriously though. I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.
posted by Sophie1 at 7:17 AM on August 31, 2015
seriously though. I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.
posted by Sophie1 at 7:17 AM on August 31, 2015
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posted by mistersquid at 7:29 AM on August 31, 2015
posted by mistersquid at 7:29 AM on August 31, 2015
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posted by Ink-stained wretch at 7:42 AM on August 31, 2015
posted by Ink-stained wretch at 7:42 AM on August 31, 2015
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posted by Nat "King" Cole Porter Wagoner at 8:07 AM on August 31, 2015
posted by Nat "King" Cole Porter Wagoner at 8:07 AM on August 31, 2015
I've long been a fan of Wes Craven's movies, and I was thrilled to discover he regularly posted on twitter - a great mix of horror, cat pictures, and bird watching. He also wrote an aptly named column on birding for Martha's Vineyard magazine: Wes Craven's The Birds.
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posted by ants at 8:38 AM on August 31, 2015
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posted by ants at 8:38 AM on August 31, 2015
Related to what ants wrote: Freddy Krueger Creator Wes Craven Love[d] Birds (Audubon Society, 2008)
posted by filthy light thief at 8:41 AM on August 31, 2015 [4 favorites]
He’s more than the master of movie mayhem and the mastermind behind the terrifying A Nightmare On Elm Street. This Hollywood director is also a nature lover..
Audubon: I think people would be surprised to learn you’re a birder.
Wes Craven: Well, people are surprised I don’t live in a cave. Unfortunately, long before they knew I was interested in birds, they didn’t believe I was the guy who made all those scary movies, because I don’t look scary.
Q: What’s your fascination with birds, and how did you start birding?
A: First of all, I don’t call myself a birder, because I think they’re much better than I am. I’ve been fascinated by them my whole life. To most kids, flight is just such a fantastic magical thing to watch. My mother and I used to sit out in the backyard in Cleveland and watch the purple martins and, in the evening, nighthawks come diving out of the sky with a screech and swoop by with an audible sound of wind through wings.
posted by filthy light thief at 8:41 AM on August 31, 2015 [4 favorites]
We've lost a legend. I don't know what to say other than
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posted by brundlefly at 9:48 AM on August 31, 2015
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posted by brundlefly at 9:48 AM on August 31, 2015
That was one freaking busy, engaged and relevant 76-year-old guy.
Let this be a reminder to be thankful for people like Martin Scorsese and George Miller.
posted by brundlefly at 9:50 AM on August 31, 2015
Let this be a reminder to be thankful for people like Martin Scorsese and George Miller.
posted by brundlefly at 9:50 AM on August 31, 2015
Some of Craven's films meant - and still mean - a lot to horror cinema.
_Nightmare on Elm Street_ thrilled the hell out of me in the theater at the age of 17.
posted by doctornemo at 10:34 AM on August 31, 2015
_Nightmare on Elm Street_ thrilled the hell out of me in the theater at the age of 17.
posted by doctornemo at 10:34 AM on August 31, 2015
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(That's Freddy's glove, or supposed to be}
posted by Gelatin at 10:47 AM on August 31, 2015 [2 favorites]
(That's Freddy's glove, or supposed to be}
posted by Gelatin at 10:47 AM on August 31, 2015 [2 favorites]
I don't know why I thought he was younger -- his films have been part of my life since I can recall.
Is there a Scream mask emoji?
posted by tzikeh at 11:22 AM on August 31, 2015
Is there a Scream mask emoji?
posted by tzikeh at 11:22 AM on August 31, 2015
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posted by EXISTENZ IS PAUSED at 11:27 AM on August 31, 2015
posted by EXISTENZ IS PAUSED at 11:27 AM on August 31, 2015
Is there a Scream mask emoji?
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posted by fearfulsymmetry at 11:46 AM on August 31, 2015 [5 favorites]
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posted by fearfulsymmetry at 11:46 AM on August 31, 2015 [5 favorites]
I'mma not gonna look behind this curtain...
I'mma not gonna look behind this curtain...
looks behind curtain
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posted by Samizdata at 1:42 PM on August 31, 2015
I'mma not gonna look behind this curtain...
looks behind curtain
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posted by Samizdata at 1:42 PM on August 31, 2015
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posted by Xavier Xavier at 5:29 PM on August 31, 2015
posted by Xavier Xavier at 5:29 PM on August 31, 2015
looks behind curtain
Eh, just don't investigate that strange sound in the basement.
posted by Mezentian at 5:26 AM on September 1, 2015
Eh, just don't investigate that strange sound in the basement.
posted by Mezentian at 5:26 AM on September 1, 2015
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posted by figurant at 9:02 PM on August 30, 2015