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September 13, 2015 11:54 AM

WhyNotBarbershop2 is lifting random Reddit comments, and the results are both hilarious & great.
posted by spock (16 comments total)

“If I comment here... do...do I get barbershop'd? Dickbutt.”

“It isn't even his title. Tosh.0 found my picture and put it on his blog”
posted by ob1quixote at 1:31 PM on September 13, 2015

TLDR: she sucks.
posted by univac at 2:12 PM on September 13, 2015

This one in particular just fills me with glee. I can see myself massively overusing it in online conversations for months to come.

For people more musical than me: Is this really a barbershop quartet, or one bloke layering over himself? I'm inclined to think it's one person, but then again well-matched, blended voices are sort of the point of barbershop quartets so I'm not sure.
posted by metaBugs at 2:44 PM on September 13, 2015

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻┻ runs away
posted by metaBugs at 2:50 PM on September 13, 2015 [1 favorite]

metaBugs: "For people more musical than me: Is this really a barbershop quartet, or one bloke layering over himself? I'm inclined to think it's one person, but then again well-matched, blended voices are sort of the point of barbershop quartets so I'm not sure."

Well, digging thru his comment history on reddit, it appears that it's just one guy multitrack recording himself.
posted by t3h933k at 3:01 PM on September 13, 2015 [1 favorite]

Is this really a barbershop quartet, or one bloke layering over himself?

Yeah, it sounds like one multi-tracked guy to me.
posted by chococat at 3:03 PM on September 13, 2015

Next do metafilter comments in death metal format.
posted by DarkForest at 4:31 PM on September 13, 2015

Nice English cadence on "Well Played."
posted by Pallas Athena at 5:04 PM on September 13, 2015

We have Cortex for this.
posted by charred husk at 5:06 PM on September 13, 2015

Soundcloud and its undisable-able "For your convenience, after this track has finished, Soundcloud will go on playing whatever it feels like" feature.
posted by Wolfdog at 6:05 PM on September 13, 2015 [4 favorites]

That's a subject of a sentence only, because as far as I know, incoherent white-knuckled rage can't function as a predicate.
posted by Wolfdog at 6:09 PM on September 13, 2015 [3 favorites]

Metafilter: Because as far as I know, incoherent white-knuckled rage can't function as a predicate.
posted by maryr at 7:08 PM on September 13, 2015

way to cite your sources, internet fake barbershop quartet guy
posted by boo_radley at 7:50 PM on September 13, 2015 [1 favorite]

~guyyyyy ieeee yiiiii yiiiiiiii
posted by boo_radley at 7:51 PM on September 13, 2015 [1 favorite]

Is this something I possibly want to pause Albert King to listen to?
posted by oheso at 5:58 AM on September 14, 2015

yes. thank you.
posted by salishsea at 4:36 PM on September 14, 2015