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"Fact: wearing white and holding your belly is the best way to ensure a healthy baby." Twitter bots 4 momz! is a Twitter list of three humorous Twitter bots from Mefi's own Metroid Baby, spoofing parenting advice from popular media: @FakeMomAdvice, @FakePregAdvice, and @TrendyNames.
[via mefi projects]
The only thing that helps incontinence is a spa day.
Oh god, this will end well.
posted by Literaryhero at 5:52 PM on September 25, 2015 [1 favorite]
Oh god, this will end well.
posted by Literaryhero at 5:52 PM on September 25, 2015 [1 favorite]
Reason #385 why it's a good thing I never had any children... I would name my daughter Punsie Anne
posted by oneswellfoop at 6:12 PM on September 25, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by oneswellfoop at 6:12 PM on September 25, 2015 [1 favorite]
Try hiring a doula for pregnancy farts!
"Remember, if you feel the need to have the doctor pull your finger, that's fine. It's just as good as a natural fart."
posted by ambrosen at 6:16 PM on September 25, 2015 [1 favorite]
"Remember, if you feel the need to have the doctor pull your finger, that's fine. It's just as good as a natural fart."
posted by ambrosen at 6:16 PM on September 25, 2015 [1 favorite]
Pinterest did nothing to assuage my concerns about humanity.
posted by Wolfdog at 6:33 PM on September 25, 2015
posted by Wolfdog at 6:33 PM on September 25, 2015
"Don't vaccinate your kids!"
Thank God no one takes that one seriously.
posted by 4ster at 6:44 PM on September 25, 2015
Thank God no one takes that one seriously.
posted by 4ster at 6:44 PM on September 25, 2015
@TrendyNames reminds me (in the best possible way) of another classic MeFi Projects link, BabyZoink.
posted by moss at 9:55 PM on September 25, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by moss at 9:55 PM on September 25, 2015 [1 favorite]
First link is dead, Jim.
posted by clvrmnky at 6:08 AM on September 26, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by clvrmnky at 6:08 AM on September 26, 2015 [1 favorite]
One of the names that BabyZoink gave me was Yasmina, which reveals the hidden danger that the unique name generator will randomly generate a name that is not unique at all.
posted by ArbitraryAndCapricious at 7:09 AM on September 26, 2015
posted by ArbitraryAndCapricious at 7:09 AM on September 26, 2015
Also she's still called "Nevaeh"
posted by Wolfdog at 5:46 PM on September 26, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by Wolfdog at 5:46 PM on September 26, 2015 [1 favorite]
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Yep.
posted by Literaryhero at 5:51 PM on September 25, 2015 [1 favorite]