Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
October 4, 2015 4:12 PM   Subscribe

 
SOMEONE WILL PAIR THIS WITH PHOTOS OF CATS
AND IT SHALL BE THE SONG THAT ENDS THE EARTH
posted by Smart Dalek at 4:22 PM on October 4, 2015 [8 favorites]


Fact: you boned a disturbingly droll antihuman.

This is tragically true.
posted by GenjiandProust at 4:24 PM on October 4, 2015 [5 favorites]


You are categorized as an agglomeration of utterly blabbering aberrations.

That is almost Lovecraftian....

OK, I must stop.
posted by GenjiandProust at 4:26 PM on October 4, 2015 [2 favorites]


Posts too quickly but otherwise A+ trolling.
posted by immlass at 5:52 PM on October 4, 2015


Sorry, but you are a ditch of awful farts, and are greasily creeping.

At least it said "sorry", right?

I think it should begin aiming its tauntery toward other appropriately awful famouspeople - hasn't everything nasty you can say about Trump already been said? So what TauntBot needs now is a way to nominate a new Big Time Taunt Target from time to time. (And when nominating, remember, it's foop with 2 o's)
posted by oneswellfoop at 5:58 PM on October 4, 2015 [1 favorite]


Anyone know how to hook that up to Eliza?
posted by hank at 6:16 PM on October 4, 2015 [1 favorite]


Humans pretty much are a waste of spaces.

The Unfriendly AI sure evolved fast.
posted by Rangi at 9:14 PM on October 4, 2015 [2 favorites]


@gotanda is the very model of a derelict, and is indecently egomaniacal and deathlike.


How did it know?
posted by Gotanda at 9:21 PM on October 4, 2015 [1 favorite]


apparently it is not speaking to me. surely i intimidate it.
posted by quonsar II: smock fishpants and the temple of foon at 11:10 AM on October 5, 2015


@quonsar collect a hallucination, and a bungling bribemonger.

ah, he must have been snoozing.
posted by quonsar II: smock fishpants and the temple of foon at 11:14 AM on October 5, 2015 [1 favorite]


Metafilter: You are, we're sorry to report, a wrong sea of foot fetishists.
posted by Omnomnom at 2:45 PM on October 5, 2015 [1 favorite]


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