giving the people something they didn't ask for
December 4, 2015 10:22 AM   Subscribe

Steamed bun? Cornbread? Everything bagel? Challah? Or maybe just regular old Wonderbread? Whatever the case, Bread Face Blog has you covered.
posted by vibratory manner of working (25 comments total) 13 users marked this as a favorite
 
I don't think I ever wanted more desperately for a post to come out of MeFi Projects.

So. Many. Questions.
posted by Mchelly at 10:24 AM on December 4, 2015 [2 favorites]


I think what I find most interesting is how she determines what song should go with each video. Like, for this one, what was the thought process that went into determining that a 20-year-old Brandy song would be the perfect accompaniment to a NY deli kaiser roll breadfacing video?
posted by The Gooch at 10:31 AM on December 4, 2015 [1 favorite]


Is this a fetish site? This is both SFW and NSFW at the same time somehow.
posted by GuyZero at 10:33 AM on December 4, 2015 [9 favorites]


Is a hot dog a sandwich?
posted by bukvich at 10:39 AM on December 4, 2015


oh my god
posted by rebent at 10:42 AM on December 4, 2015 [1 favorite]


I feel like I owe this person money now.
posted by backseatpilot at 10:45 AM on December 4, 2015 [1 favorite]


50 tokens.
posted by raihan_ at 10:46 AM on December 4, 2015


...same as in town.
posted by NMcCoy at 10:57 AM on December 4, 2015 [1 favorite]


This is forcing me to laugh silently at my desk and it's really hard, I don't want my officemate to look over and see what I'm laughing at. How to explain.
posted by JenMarie at 11:04 AM on December 4, 2015 [1 favorite]


Honestly, I prefer these Bread Faces.
posted by oneswellfoop at 11:06 AM on December 4, 2015


Apply directly to forehead.
posted by wabbittwax at 11:10 AM on December 4, 2015 [1 favorite]


That can't be good for your pores or for the bread can it?
posted by vuron at 11:11 AM on December 4, 2015


thanks to metafilter fpps, I now say to myself at least once a week "yes, the internet has everything. EVERYTHING, I tell you!"
posted by janey47 at 11:12 AM on December 4, 2015 [2 favorites]


I feel like it's missing a shot at the end of the bread from above, showing the result.
posted by wabbittwax at 11:13 AM on December 4, 2015 [1 favorite]


There's just something beautiful about the efficiencies of these. There's bread. She squeezes it. She rolls her face on it. Then she shuts off the camera.

They are all exactly the same, but with her outfit, bread, and music choice, there's a different emotion in each. Or at least we imply a different emotion.


TLDR; This is high art if I've ever seen it.
posted by mayonnaises at 11:26 AM on December 4, 2015 [6 favorites]


I have no idea how this woman got her face wedged into bread, or why.
posted by murphy slaw at 11:30 AM on December 4, 2015


i can't decide if this makes more or less sense than cake farts.
posted by nadawi at 11:38 AM on December 4, 2015 [1 favorite]


What's the big deal? I do that with a challah every Shabbos.
posted by Sophie1 at 11:39 AM on December 4, 2015 [2 favorites]


She's also timed it in several videos so that the music hits the chorus or some other peak right around the point where her face meets the bread.
posted by vibratory manner of working at 12:23 PM on December 4, 2015


Do NOT abuse the everything bagel!
posted by Splunge at 12:44 PM on December 4, 2015


I don't say this lightly: What the hell did I just watch?
posted by cardioid at 1:24 PM on December 4, 2015 [1 favorite]


I hope she's monetizing the shit out of this.
posted by E3 at 1:45 PM on December 4, 2015 [2 favorites]


This is Rule #34 in the flesh. Or dough, as it were.
posted by chavenet at 1:49 PM on December 4, 2015


I hope she's monetizing the shit out of this.

She's rolling in dough.
posted by lucidium at 4:03 PM on December 4, 2015 [18 favorites]


I have a feeling this is something to do with bread being called 面包 in Chinese; in Simplified Chinese, the character 面 refers both to wheat flour and face.
posted by destrius at 8:12 PM on December 4, 2015 [4 favorites]


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