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December 9, 2015 4:45 PM   Subscribe

 
Tauntaun.

*slow clap*
posted by GuyZero at 5:00 PM on December 9, 2015 [2 favorites]


★☆☆☆☆ Atmosphere did not contain oxygen. Property-owner did not carry Wookie insurance, and forced us to share the airlock with their family. Would not stay again.
posted by schmod at 5:13 PM on December 9, 2015 [1 favorite]


I posted this to a friend's facebook, but for accuracy reasons was forced to google how long Han was in the carbonite for. Of course, the answer led me straight back here.
posted by Jon Mitchell at 10:30 PM on December 9, 2015


The Alderaan reviews were the saddest.
posted by computech_apolloniajames at 5:57 AM on December 10, 2015


our nephew would be happy to take you out to bullseye womp rats in his T-16 Skyhopper

It's a selling point that some hayseed will take us down to the dump to shoot rats?
posted by cmfletcher at 6:49 AM on December 10, 2015


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