Loafs of Northern Darkness
December 14, 2015 6:48 AM   Subscribe

 
omg, this is the perfect pairing for We Rate Dogs.
posted by gwint at 6:57 AM on December 14, 2015 [3 favorites]


ha! forwarded to, well, everybody.
posted by Confess, Fletch at 6:59 AM on December 14, 2015 [1 favorite]


This is what I needed this morning.
posted by GenjiandProust at 7:03 AM on December 14, 2015


"Conjure the hoards of blasphemy" cat is a plump loaf, that's for sure.
posted by GenjiandProust at 7:05 AM on December 14, 2015


You know, anecdotally I have noticed that metal heads tend to be cat people, and always wondered why.
posted by Diablevert at 7:24 AM on December 14, 2015


@evilbmcats, eh? Well, I guess I've never known a cat who didn't have evil BMs.
posted by ardgedee at 7:31 AM on December 14, 2015 [3 favorites]


You know, anecdotally I have noticed that metal heads tend to be cat people, and always wondered why.

Dude, confirmed.
posted by gwint at 7:35 AM on December 14, 2015 [1 favorite]


And here I thought this was going to be another post about Donald Trump...
posted by sour cream at 8:00 AM on December 14, 2015 [1 favorite]


And of course there's the original metal kittens: Aaaaaaaaaa-ah! We come from the land of ice and snow...
posted by happyroach at 8:34 AM on December 14, 2015 [2 favorites]


UNENDING GRIMNESS
posted by Existential Dread at 8:53 AM on December 14, 2015


This is exactly how I imagine the inner monologues of most cats to sound.
posted by capricorn at 8:56 AM on December 14, 2015 [1 favorite]


Perfect.

Next up: goregrind guinea pigs.
posted by Existential Dread at 8:56 AM on December 14, 2015 [1 favorite]


Norwegian forest cats look all MAJESTIC AS FUCK.



...until you get to know them and realize they are big doofy fuzzbutts.






Come to think of it, this also applies to metal dudes.
posted by louche mustachio at 10:59 AM on December 14, 2015 [9 favorites]


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