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A compilation of the opening rhetorical questions from 1990s morning talk show Kilroy.
posted by mippy (12 comments total) 10 users marked this as a favorite
 
i'm sorry kilroy i'm sorry I'M SORRY jesus
posted by Greg Nog at 8:03 AM on January 14, 2016 [5 favorites]


Nostalgia has never been so deeply terrifying. I'm tempted to transcribe these and throw them at a MegaHAL.
posted by parm at 8:08 AM on January 14, 2016


Kilroy's toughest question: should you share, or should you shaft?
posted by sobarel at 8:39 AM on January 14, 2016 [2 favorites]


Is Kilroy the British Maury?
posted by cosmic.osmo at 9:06 AM on January 14, 2016


You've lost the leadership of a political party that you formed yourself, after leaving two others?
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 9:21 AM on January 14, 2016 [4 favorites]


He almost always leads with his left leg and takes 3 steps. (I'm a poor listener.)
posted by klarck at 9:31 AM on January 14, 2016 [1 favorite]


Coffee and Kilroy? Tea and Trisha?
posted by threetwentytwo at 9:35 AM on January 14, 2016 [1 favorite]


You picked up a drink thinking it was something, and it was something else, and the experience was horrible?
posted by Ogre Lawless at 11:07 AM on January 14, 2016


The Day Kilroy Lost His Mind
posted by chrimble at 2:17 PM on January 14, 2016 [2 favorites]


This is horrifying and mesmerising. Kilroy is awful but for three minutes he made me believe I had kids I had walked out for some terrible reason, and now I was forty and no one wanted me, and in despair I'd attempted to murder my father and demanded to be paid for caring for him. He does have a talent. A horrible talent.
posted by Aravis76 at 2:56 PM on January 14, 2016 [4 favorites]


I feel like if Satan were to visit me in my darkest hour, he probably would be accompanied by the super-saturated crackle and hum of an old VHS tape.
posted by rollick at 2:59 PM on January 15, 2016


And would be Kilroy.
posted by howfar at 4:39 PM on January 15, 2016


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