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February 2, 2016 6:08 PM

NFL Bad Lip Reading 2016, part 1. (2015, 2014, Etc.)

PART TWO COMING SOON!

posted by numaner (20 comments total)

I might have snorted at "Long Live Wu-Tang."
posted by Navelgazer at 6:17 PM on February 2, 2016 [12 favorites]

Eli got me.
posted by Diablevert at 6:32 PM on February 2, 2016 [2 favorites]

They're getting scary good at this - I really enjoyed the stream of consciousness surreality of the earlier ones, but since Medieval Land Fun-Time World, it's just risen above and beyond. This is the best NFL one yet, I have to wonder if NFL Films got a ton of interns drunk and/or stoned to help sort the footage for them this year.
posted by Slap*Happy at 7:08 PM on February 2, 2016 [4 favorites]

I swear he's just trying to make MeFi post titles with most of these. I really wanted to use "We're gonna put the ball at 3rd and whatever, I don't wanna measure" but that would've been too long for a title.

Also, the song at the end is Bushes of Love from the Star Wars BLR.
posted by numaner at 7:15 PM on February 2, 2016 [1 favorite]

I had to periodically remind myself that they weren't really saying those things. It's eerie. A weird combination of eerie and hilarious.
posted by Salvor Hardin at 7:49 PM on February 2, 2016 [3 favorites]

WE'LL FIGHT Y'ALL ON TIGER MOUNTAIN!
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 8:59 PM on February 2, 2016 [6 favorites]

He has improved SO MUCH since he started, which is saying a lot since they were funny even in the beginning. I'd love to see the brainstorming process for these.
posted by Solon and Thanks at 9:23 PM on February 2, 2016 [2 favorites]

I kinda want some biscuits from Ska..skas...skatchewan now.
posted by Wolfdog at 5:44 AM on February 3, 2016 [1 favorite]

Omg, that medieval one....I died. I am literally dead. I'm pure spirit form now. True story.
posted by SecretAgentSockpuppet at 5:58 AM on February 3, 2016

Now see about once a month something so great comes down from the internet central that I don't even care about the NSA spying all in my shit. This is that time for this month.

"FIRST REPUBLICAN DEBATE HIGHLIGHTS: 2015" — A Bad Lip Reading of The Republican Debate
posted by bukvich at 6:00 AM on February 3, 2016 [3 favorites]

welp, "bushes of love" is going to be stuck in my head all day. not that i mind, that shit's catchy.
posted by palomar at 6:02 AM on February 3, 2016

My personal favorite, a BLAST from the PAST

Bad Lip Reading - Herman Cain
posted by permiechickie at 6:27 AM on February 3, 2016 [2 favorites]

"We're gonna put the ball at third and whatever, I don't wanna measure" sounds exactly like many of the officials I've seen in Bears - Packers games.

Also, a cloud is now a "rain thing". JJ Watt said so.
posted by lmfsilva at 7:00 AM on February 3, 2016

"You ain't smoove while you're crying and all emotional" should be cross-stitched on a pillow.

These are all great but I don't think anything will ever top Littlefinger and the kitten meat.
posted by fuse theorem at 7:22 AM on February 3, 2016 [1 favorite]

Nothing can touch Extra Fatal Lady Shimmer Of No Maximum Strength
posted by GhostRider at 4:36 PM on February 3, 2016

Part two!

These, along with the StSanders shred videos, never, ever get old.
posted by Room 641-A at 7:30 AM on February 6, 2016 [3 favorites]

EMOTION!
posted by lmfsilva at 8:59 AM on February 6, 2016 [3 favorites]

The whistle kills me.
posted by Room 641-A at 10:11 AM on February 6, 2016 [4 favorites]

nachos! and jello shapes!
posted by palomar at 11:14 AM on February 6, 2016 [3 favorites]

FOOLS GET IN THE WAY OF FOOLS!
posted by numaner at 8:47 AM on February 8, 2016 [1 favorite]