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Trump Donald: This is absolutely tremendous.
posted by Guy Dudeman (60 comments total) 43 users marked this as a favorite
 
Uge!
posted by fairmettle at 11:38 AM on February 4, 2016 [5 favorites]


What's not to like?
posted by ricochet biscuit at 11:38 AM on February 4, 2016


That's way more fun than it should be.
posted by holborne at 11:38 AM on February 4, 2016 [12 favorites]


LOVE!!!!!!!!!! <3<3<3<3<3 WOULD BLART AGAIN!
posted by JohnFromGR at 11:38 AM on February 4, 2016 [3 favorites]


Blowhard.
posted by ZaneJ. at 11:41 AM on February 4, 2016


Gross.
posted by roomthreeseventeen at 11:41 AM on February 4, 2016


I am now dumber for having seen that. If I were to play with it just a bit longer, I could probably be talked into voting for him.
posted by JaredSeth at 11:43 AM on February 4, 2016 [5 favorites]


I don't think Trump really has this much hair though.
posted by howfar at 11:43 AM on February 4, 2016 [1 favorite]


This has answered several questions I've had about the physics of that hair. However, how come the trumpet only plays one note? I need to be able to make a tune while circling his scowling tangerine of a head.
posted by mittens at 11:45 AM on February 4, 2016 [1 favorite]


37 confused Iowans actually voted for the trumpet.
posted by Wolfdog at 11:46 AM on February 4, 2016 [26 favorites]


This is what the internet is for.
posted by OmieWise at 11:46 AM on February 4, 2016 [12 favorites]


How many days between inauguration and ridiculing the President's appearance being declared an act of treason?
posted by contraption at 11:47 AM on February 4, 2016 [6 favorites]


He looks like weirdly like Dennis Hopper
posted by wabbittwax at 11:48 AM on February 4, 2016


And not in a good way.
posted by JanetLand at 11:51 AM on February 4, 2016 [2 favorites]


I don't think Trump really has this much hair though.

It's so stretchy, too!
posted by psoas at 11:52 AM on February 4, 2016


When it blows in a certain direction and reveals his whole scalp, for one brief moment he looks like Bernie Sanders.
posted by Bromius at 11:53 AM on February 4, 2016 [2 favorites]


Recommended for crouton smashers.
posted by Going To Maine at 11:53 AM on February 4, 2016 [1 favorite]


With a sustained double tap I am able to circumnavigate the orange sphere with fanfare...
posted by jim in austin at 11:54 AM on February 4, 2016 [2 favorites]


He looks like weirdly like Dennis Hopper

You're not alone.
posted by Strange Interlude at 11:55 AM on February 4, 2016


This website is like the long-overdue fulfillment of the zombo.com mission statement.
posted by Atom Eyes at 12:01 PM on February 4, 2016 [9 favorites]


It just dances for me :/
posted by corb at 12:02 PM on February 4, 2016


Reminds me of that horrifying/wonderful President Palin site where you could click around the Oval Office, look out the window and see oil rigs drilling, etc.
posted by emjaybee at 12:06 PM on February 4, 2016 [1 favorite]


It just dances for me :/

Have you enabled JavaScript?
posted by Going To Maine at 12:06 PM on February 4, 2016


Sometimes, there is confetti.
posted by sparklemotion at 12:10 PM on February 4, 2016 [2 favorites]


You have to toot the horn for him, see: his fingers are so short Donny can't reach the valves.
posted by carsonb at 12:15 PM on February 4, 2016 [6 favorites]


See, I think even Donald would like this. Bet he tweets it before the week is out.

I LOLed. Do kids still say that?
posted by cjorgensen at 12:17 PM on February 4, 2016


You know, this is the first time in my life where I've ever been able to figure out what he looks like without that ferret sitting on his head. I mean... I'm 39. I've seen him on TV for way way too long (yes even in the 80s without reality television we had to watch him occasionally on TV)... and I've never been able to figure out what he looked like without that ferret...

Thank you internet for solving that mystery!
posted by Nanukthedog at 12:18 PM on February 4, 2016 [2 favorites]


I wish when you trumped him in the ear, something would come out the other ear. Otherwise good clean fun.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 12:20 PM on February 4, 2016 [2 favorites]


Breaking mews: this works with cats!
posted by Room 641-A at 12:20 PM on February 4, 2016


I keep trying to empty the spit valve onto his head, but no luck. I thought this was supposed to be Web 2.0!
posted by majuju at 12:23 PM on February 4, 2016 [7 favorites]


Demerit for no "Sad trombone" setting.
posted by furnace.heart at 12:44 PM on February 4, 2016 [1 favorite]



Reminds me of that horrifying/wonderful President Palin site where you could click around the Oval Office, look out the window and see oil rigs drilling, etc.

Oh that's still around.
posted by alex_skazat at 12:47 PM on February 4, 2016 [2 favorites]


This is truly wonderful.

Not sure how I enabled it, but I was rotating the mouse and clicking so rapidly and then also went out of the window's focus that when I clicked back into I was able to trumpet for like 4-5 seconds per click and so the trumpet turned into a real blow dryer. It was fun! Then it went back to normal after a minute or so.

Trying to recreate it now.
posted by numaner at 12:52 PM on February 4, 2016


reminds me of this vintage (nose)hair sim
posted by RockyChrysler at 12:55 PM on February 4, 2016 [2 favorites]


. . . his fingers are so short Donny can't reach the valves . . .

Holy cow, is that a "short fingered vulgarian" reference? I miss Spy.
posted by The Bellman at 12:57 PM on February 4, 2016 [6 favorites]


However, how come the trumpet only plays one note?

It's a Trump.
posted by nickmark at 1:09 PM on February 4, 2016 [6 favorites]


Trying to recreate it now.

Pretty easy to recreate. Hold the mouse down inside the browser window, then move the mouse out of the window with the button still down. Release outside the window.

It seems the code stops the blowdryer when a "mouse release" event is seen, but if your release happens somewhere else outside the browser, the code never stops the hair effect.
posted by JoeZydeco at 1:12 PM on February 4, 2016 [1 favorite]


phearlez foresaw this: "I have thought for a while that an air horn would be a better way to interact with some people than any other social convention. Someone walks up to you and does something crappy, or is talking in the movie theater, or turns to you in line at the grocery and starts shit-talking the clerk. **BWAHHHHHHHHH** right in the face."

I am so happy I have seen its virtual incarnation. Thanks, Guy Dudeman.

**BWAHHHHHHHHH**
posted by MonkeyToes at 1:29 PM on February 4, 2016 [2 favorites]


BRAAAAAP
posted by Omnomnom at 1:36 PM on February 4, 2016 [1 favorite]


one of the angles should make it come flying off, maybe I just haven't found it yet. [further annoys coworkers]
posted by any major dude at 1:36 PM on February 4, 2016


The right mouse button should suck Donald into the trumpet and then the trumpet launches itself into the sun.
posted by ian1977 at 1:41 PM on February 4, 2016 [2 favorites]


But before leaving orbit the trumpet stops and picks up Cruz and Rubio on the way. Then Jeb! gets to be the republican nominee but he has to wear a dunce cap until November.
posted by ian1977 at 1:43 PM on February 4, 2016 [1 favorite]


Holy cow, is that a "short fingered vulgarian" reference? I miss Spy.

Apparently, to this day, Trump collects photos of himself from magazines, circles his hands with a gold Sharpie, and sends the photos to Graydon Carter, trying to demonstrate to Carter that he is not, in fact, a short-fingered vulgarian.

He is.
posted by holborne at 1:46 PM on February 4, 2016 [7 favorites]


Like Trump doesn't obsessively clip photos of himself out of magazines anyway.
posted by Strange Interlude at 1:51 PM on February 4, 2016 [1 favorite]


What I'm saying is the man's rec room probably looks like a giant Donald Trump-themed friendship collage from a freshman girls' dorm room.
posted by Strange Interlude at 1:53 PM on February 4, 2016


that melody...a g f# g f e
so melanchol
wow much hair
trump wow
so satisfy

wow
posted by Namlit at 2:32 PM on February 4, 2016 [2 favorites]


yes

make america doge again
posted by Wolfdog at 2:33 PM on February 4, 2016 [8 favorites]


They've been undercover but wow
look at how intellect
so still there
posted by Namlit at 2:35 PM on February 4, 2016 [2 favorites]


I don't think Trump really has this much hair though.

I heard he got a nomination for the Nobel Piece Prize.
posted by BrotherCaine at 2:45 PM on February 4, 2016 [9 favorites]


- Blaaat! -

[giggle]

- BlaaeeaaaAAAT! -

[snort]
posted by Artful Codger at 2:46 PM on February 4, 2016


Someone's on the website with Donald
Someone's on the website I know-oh-oh-oh
Someone's on the website with Donald
Blowing his hair too and fro.
(and singing)
Donald won't you blow?
Donald won't you blow?
Donald won't you blow you're horn?
posted by Joey Michaels at 3:49 PM on February 4, 2016 [2 favorites]


This inspired me to go press the Inception Button for the first time in a long while.
posted by The Card Cheat at 4:19 PM on February 4, 2016


I don't think Trump really has this much hair though.

We shall overcomb!
posted by Multicellular Exothermic at 5:09 PM on February 4, 2016 [6 favorites]


I wish when you trumped him in the ear, something would come out the other ear.

Where would it come from, though?
posted by dmd at 5:14 PM on February 4, 2016


Donald won't you blow you're horn?

Your. Your horn. If only there was a four hour edit window.
posted by Joey Michaels at 7:28 PM on February 4, 2016 [3 favorites]


The lesson from the "short-fingered vulgarian" article is that Trump could get totally wound up from enough people telling him his fingers are short. Like, say, at campaign rallies, or local meet-ups with the candidate... Just randomly mentioning my, what short fingers! Do this enough times and he will implode.
posted by krinklyfig at 8:03 PM on February 4, 2016


Why would I want to see that face any more than I already do?
posted by gottabefunky at 10:57 PM on February 4, 2016


Waiting for the tuba version.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 4:06 AM on February 5, 2016 [2 favorites]


how come the trumpet only plays one note?

Tone deafness can be overcome with proper training.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 4:15 AM on February 5, 2016 [1 favorite]


Mr. Trump, I'd like to present mule, mule, Mr. Trump.

Trump: Howya doin, mule? Vote for me---Say, why the hell are you looking at my hands?

Mule: Oh, nothing. Your fingers don't look all that short.

Trump: Loser.

mule: Go look at the trumpet website.

Trump: Fucking loser.
posted by mule98J at 8:05 AM on February 5, 2016 [1 favorite]


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