The Shy Girl's Guide to becoming a Whore

March 20, 2002 5:23 PM

The Shy Girl's Guide to becoming a Whore is an online tutorial for women considering becoming an escort by using the technologies of the Internet. The web has changed the nature of prostitution offering women more opportunities than the traditional street walker, escort. or brothel models. We now have the 21st century CyberWhore model, and this is an overview as to how it is done.
posted by jcterminal (16 comments total)

as noted in the poe thread on this subject, this was written by marc perkel. Not someone, I think I can safely say, who has had first hand as a shy girl whore.
posted by malphigian at 5:47 PM on March 20, 2002

Yaaa... ay?
posted by Aikido at 5:54 PM on March 20, 2002

"...men have evolved an instinctive desire to need to get women to come."

What men? Robotic sex pleasure men from the future? I suppose that's not the biggest fabrication in this article but it does really stick in the craw.
posted by RJ Reynolds at 5:54 PM on March 20, 2002

My day is complete. I never need to surf the internet ever again. And now, thanks to this post, I don't want to.
posted by insomnyuk at 6:13 PM on March 20, 2002

Futuristic pimp: "Bitch better have my browser"
posted by clavdivs at 6:18 PM on March 20, 2002

The redhead in the picture to the right reminds me why I would never want to use an escort service... Yuck.
posted by banished at 6:46 PM on March 20, 2002

I thought she was kinda cute, banished, but I'm weird.
posted by jonmc at 6:47 PM on March 20, 2002

as much as i love redheads, that picture was quite unsettling. this quote from the nerd's guide to sex section is hilarious:

We are the decedents of three billion years of fucking. Everything down to plant life wants to fuck. You are no different.
posted by lotsofno at 7:06 PM on March 20, 2002

Marc Perkel makes my day. Way to think outside the box, genius!
posted by dogmatic at 8:15 PM on March 20, 2002

This reminds me of a joke I once got busted for telling in my english class in high school (as an aside):

Q: Did you know that 70% of female orgasms are clitoral?

A: pause, look confused What the f•ck is a "female orgasm"???
posted by Settle at 8:36 PM on March 20, 2002

Is it just me or is the 'Scarlot Harlot' a dude?
posted by mathis23 at 8:52 PM on March 20, 2002

Is it just me or is the 'Scarlot Harlot' a dude?

Ha ha ha. Actually, she's a bio-female. And she's so totally cool. I first met her a million years ago at a COYOTE demonstration in SF. She's the queen of pro sex sex pros. Unlike Mr. Perkel.
posted by RJ Reynolds at 9:55 PM on March 20, 2002

I like how you're supposed to supply "a picture" - not your own picture, as one of his rules.

I don't know if he really gets the concept of prostitution:
"This web page is about the sexual experience of being a prostitute, not about selling sex for money." Then it should be "The Shy Girls Guide to pretending to be a Whore."

This should be helpful reading for all those drunken whores at Cornell.
posted by Salmonberry at 10:39 PM on March 20, 2002

I like the redhead.
posted by bingo at 2:06 AM on March 21, 2002

I wouldnt throw her out of bed.
posted by stbalbach at 2:10 PM on March 21, 2002

But what if she ate your feet? For chihuauas? Wouldn't you then?
posted by davidgentle at 2:55 PM on March 21, 2002