That sthmahts
February 8, 2016 10:36 PM   Subscribe

 
Just a painful looking smack.

And amazing saliva!
posted by klausman at 11:12 PM on February 8, 2016 [1 favorite]


My wife begged me to turn this off before the event.
posted by Sternmeyer at 11:26 PM on February 8, 2016


It's such a satisfying plunk. Good things tongues have no spines to break.
posted by mikhuang at 11:41 PM on February 8, 2016


OW NO WHY
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 12:27 AM on February 9, 2016 [1 favorite]


OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
posted by Joey Michaels at 12:45 AM on February 9, 2016 [1 favorite]


oh god no don't please
posted by rifflesby at 4:06 AM on February 9, 2016


Surely they'll hold up like a...beef? tongue?...he's just pretending OW FUCK WHY DID YOU
posted by middleclasstool at 5:14 AM on February 9, 2016 [1 favorite]


I never put my tongue in one, but I snapped them on my fingers plenty of times as a kid playing around. They sting a bit, but there is no serious force or pain, and your tongue is squishy enough that it would probably hurt less. A rat trap, however, would be no joke at all on either finger or tongue.

(Because I am a big softie, I have always solved mouse problems by converting a kill trap, like the one shown, into a live trap -- you can use the spring trap to power a coffee-can lid, and then release the mouse outdoors. They sell live traps but it is fun to make your own.)
posted by Dip Flash at 5:31 AM on February 9, 2016


I'm impressed that the hammer moved so fast that, even at 2000 fps, it still appeared as a blur.
posted by Multicellular Exothermic at 6:37 AM on February 9, 2016 [1 favorite]


Metafilter: A really, really dangerous oyster.
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:36 AM on February 9, 2016 [2 favorites]


That's a pretty cool mousetrap. I could probably make a better one, if I wanted to, but nah.
posted by Zerowensboring at 8:47 AM on February 9, 2016 [1 favorite]


WAT NO STOP
posted by 4ster at 7:29 PM on February 9, 2016


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