bad roomie (NSFW)
February 19, 2016 10:34 AM   Subscribe

dinner DATE
(You didn't need that, and, trust me, you don't need more, but incase you want more, there's more.)

More:
Nutella.
Late for work.
Happy Holidays.
All links should be considered NSFW and may contain a masturbating monkey predisposed to puking. You're welcome.
posted by cjorgensen (16 comments total) 5 users marked this as a favorite


 
a masturbating monkey predisposed to puking

Ah. College days.
posted by wabbittwax at 10:59 AM on February 19, 2016


And because the urge is irresistible ...

Metafilter: a masturbating monkey predisposed to puking. You're welcome.
posted by wabbittwax at 11:00 AM on February 19, 2016 [5 favorites]


I'm a sucker for puppets, and I thought these were well done (if disturbing).
posted by cjorgensen at 11:10 AM on February 19, 2016


Bud Select 55.
posted by eamondaly at 11:25 AM on February 19, 2016 [1 favorite]


Who the hell puts garlic in the pan before the oil?!?
posted by humboldt32 at 11:31 AM on February 19, 2016 [7 favorites]


Someone who has been driven to insanity by a satanic roommate?
posted by Greg_Ace at 11:51 AM on February 19, 2016


humboldt32: "Who the hell puts garlic in the pan before the oil?!?"

Guess?
posted by Splunge at 12:03 PM on February 19, 2016 [1 favorite]


If you, like me, were wondering if that was a Crayon Shin-chan sticker on the door...

Yes. Yes it was.

posted by coolname at 12:24 PM on February 19, 2016


Who the hell puts garlic in the pan before the oil?!?

Yeah and insufficient oil amount also!
posted by Zerowensboring at 12:41 PM on February 19, 2016 [2 favorites]


I have a monkey puppet like that and yeah he's almost always like that.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 1:04 PM on February 19, 2016


Here's my monkey puppet. That's Spank, Hoté, and Cecil (from left to right).
posted by cjorgensen at 1:49 PM on February 19, 2016


Alright. This is what I want from my internet.
posted by From Bklyn at 2:15 PM on February 19, 2016


seems like a normal Friday night to me...
posted by greenhornet at 2:25 PM on February 19, 2016


"The chaos magicians live in the cellar. We don't have much to do with them."

(actual quote, flat in Kentish Town. I didn't take it.)
posted by Devonian at 3:23 PM on February 19, 2016 [4 favorites]


That could've turned into an awesome date, if he would just stop apologizing and see if they wanted company...
posted by Chuffy at 3:31 PM on February 19, 2016 [1 favorite]


The date got BETTER once roommate arrived home.
posted by honey-barbara at 2:21 AM on February 20, 2016


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