Eats Like a Duck

April 16, 2016 6:47 PM

a Simpsons Recipe Blog
posted by valkane (27 comments total)

Is there a "Lisa Approved" category so I can find the vegetarian stuff?


Meh, screw it. I'll just make this.
posted by Drinky Die at 6:52 PM on April 16, 2016 [3 favorites]

Actually, I don't approve of their method. I need America's Test Kitchen on this one.
posted by Drinky Die at 6:53 PM on April 16, 2016

Is there a "Lisa Approved" category so I can find the vegetarian stuff?

Don't worry, I made enough gazpacho for everyone!

/go back to Russia!
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 7:07 PM on April 16, 2016 [7 favorites]

Is there a "Lisa Approved" category so I can find the vegetarian stuff?


You don't win friends with salad!
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 7:52 PM on April 16, 2016 [8 favorites]

Some folks will never eat a possum, then again some folks'll...
posted by museum of fire ants at 8:03 PM on April 16, 2016 [3 favorites]

Eight spices? Some *must* be doubles...
posted by Earthtopus at 8:10 PM on April 16, 2016 [4 favorites]

Cease your recipe-making and bring me my ranch dressing hose.
posted by Daily Alice at 8:20 PM on April 16, 2016 [1 favorite]

Just don't use berries that taste like burning.
posted by Ber at 8:34 PM on April 16, 2016 [1 favorite]

I mean skunk. Not possum. How embarrassing. I'm sorry guys.
posted by museum of fire ants at 8:35 PM on April 16, 2016

Fun on a bun.
posted by museum of fire ants at 8:54 PM on April 16, 2016

Cough syrup?
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 9:09 PM on April 16, 2016

Together at last.
posted by RobotHero at 9:13 PM on April 16, 2016

Meat And You: Partners in Freedom
posted by gideonswann at 9:14 PM on April 16, 2016

Not to be thirsty but I also FPPed a Simpsons, recipie blogs (MOON WAFFLES)
posted by The Whelk at 9:26 PM on April 16, 2016

Do they have Barney's omelettes? He uses two kinds of cheese!
posted by Chrysostom at 9:33 PM on April 16, 2016

Wait... there's actually a Saint Swithun's Day? Well, this novelty Simsons blog has taught me something new today.
posted by Grimgrin at 10:01 PM on April 16, 2016

Hmmm. I'll have to find my own source for Guatemalan Insanity Peppers, then.
posted by fifteen schnitzengruben is my limit at 10:03 PM on April 16, 2016 [1 favorite]

Pigs will fly.

It's still good!
posted by adept256 at 10:06 PM on April 16, 2016

You promised me dog or higher!
posted by Space Coyote at 10:18 PM on April 16, 2016 [2 favorites]

This blogger ate vaseline on toast.

My mind may boggle for all of eternity.
posted by gloriouslyincandescent at 1:48 AM on April 17, 2016

Think smaller, and more legs!
posted by Eddie Mars at 6:10 AM on April 17, 2016

I tried the Unitarian Ice Cream. I wasn't impressed.
posted by SansPoint at 6:54 AM on April 17, 2016 [1 favorite]

Where's my recipe for wintergreen nonfat ice milk???
posted by saturday_morning at 1:36 PM on April 17, 2016 [1 favorite]

Nachos! Flanders style!
posted by The Whelk at 1:41 PM on April 17, 2016

This blog desperately, desperately needs Chili
posted by mcstayinskool at 3:34 PM on April 17, 2016 [1 favorite]

"You could flash-fry a buffalo in 40 seconds!"

"40 seconds? But I want it now!"
posted by mustachio at 10:11 AM on April 18, 2016

Cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust.
posted by Chrysostom at 10:31 AM on April 18, 2016 [1 favorite]