Louie gets his own Jurassic Park!
May 3, 2016 8:56 AM Subscribe
[SLYT] A guy built a mini version of Jurassic Park for his pet tortoise "I made a miniature Jurassic Park for my Leopard Tortoise Louie. It has grazing areas with seeds planted to grow as the weather gets better, a pool for him to drink/swim about in, visitors center and the Jurassic Park Gates. "
God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Man creates tiny miniature Jurassic Park for pet tortoise.
posted by Fizz at 8:59 AM on May 3, 2016 [8 favorites]
posted by Fizz at 8:59 AM on May 3, 2016 [8 favorites]
...Tortoise inherits the earth.
posted by phunniemee at 9:05 AM on May 3, 2016 [6 favorites]
posted by phunniemee at 9:05 AM on May 3, 2016 [6 favorites]
At Disney World we had a nice dinner at The Wave restaurant. At the table next to ours, a man sat across a two-top with a pair of small dolls propped up facing him.
I think that this tortoise belongs to that guy.
posted by wenestvedt at 9:06 AM on May 3, 2016 [1 favorite]
I think that this tortoise belongs to that guy.
posted by wenestvedt at 9:06 AM on May 3, 2016 [1 favorite]
God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Man creates tiny miniature Jurassic Park for pet tortoise.
Tortoise eats grass. Grass buries tortoise. Grass becomes oil. Machines consume oil. Machines head to the stars. Stars explode, destroying much of the universe. Universe turns cold. Leftover machinery initiates re-boot sequence...
posted by Smart Dalek at 9:08 AM on May 3, 2016 [1 favorite]
Tortoise eats grass. Grass buries tortoise. Grass becomes oil. Machines consume oil. Machines head to the stars. Stars explode, destroying much of the universe. Universe turns cold. Leftover machinery initiates re-boot sequence...
posted by Smart Dalek at 9:08 AM on May 3, 2016 [1 favorite]
Louie looks a little boxed in.
posted by IndigoJones at 9:41 AM on May 3, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by IndigoJones at 9:41 AM on May 3, 2016 [1 favorite]
Damnit, even Nedry knew better than to mess with the tortoise fences.
posted by ckape at 10:49 AM on May 3, 2016
posted by ckape at 10:49 AM on May 3, 2016
All that and no wrecked overturned SUV painted up in the proper livery?
posted by straw at 11:17 AM on May 3, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by straw at 11:17 AM on May 3, 2016 [1 favorite]
*raises carrot tied to leash into cage*
posted by leotrotsky at 11:33 AM on May 3, 2016 [4 favorites]
posted by leotrotsky at 11:33 AM on May 3, 2016 [4 favorites]
All that and no wrecked overturned SUV painted up in the proper livery?
I don't know about the SUV, but I know he is planning to add a little toy goat.
posted by Tarumba at 11:34 AM on May 3, 2016 [5 favorites]
"What's gonna happen to the little toy goat? He's gonna eat the little toy goat?"
posted by leotrotsky at 11:36 AM on May 3, 2016 [3 favorites]
posted by leotrotsky at 11:36 AM on May 3, 2016 [3 favorites]
Do we know for a fact that he had not already done so?
posted by IndigoJones at 11:46 AM on May 3, 2016
posted by IndigoJones at 11:46 AM on May 3, 2016
Cute -- but would it have killed him to superimpose Gamera flying across the sky? :-D
posted by davidmsc at 11:28 PM on May 3, 2016
posted by davidmsc at 11:28 PM on May 3, 2016
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