I'm afraid of the dark without a chaingun close to me
May 7, 2016 7:41 AM   Subscribe

I went out to the hellscape and caught
A hundred thousand revenants
As they ricochet round the stage
They remind me of your starry eyes
Someone else's might not have made me so sad
But this is the worst night I ever had

posted by griphus (10 comments total) 14 users marked this as a favorite
 
"Disappointed by the disappointing lack of Revenants in Doom 4,"

...but Doom 4 has Revenants. They're even on the poster.
posted by I-baLL at 8:28 AM on May 7, 2016


... And then Doomguy was a zombie.
posted by radwolf76 at 9:08 AM on May 7, 2016


I have a plasma gun
I shoot it all night long
It makes me want to kill hell knights
I also have a chaingun
Made by some mountain man
Sounds like a mountain man in hell
posted by benzenedream at 9:25 AM on May 7, 2016 [12 favorites]


Undead waiting
Up and down Doom Boulevard
Chainguns, cheat codes
Waitin' just to set in motion
Hidin' right there in plain sight
posted by lagomorphius at 9:40 AM on May 7, 2016 [1 favorite]


This was fucking hilarious. I think it's the sound as he starts fighting more than anything.
posted by shmegegge at 11:31 AM on May 7, 2016 [2 favorites]


Yeah. When it started I thought, "There's no way this is going to be six minutes of entertainment." Yet, somehow, it was.
posted by ob1quixote at 2:15 PM on May 7, 2016 [1 favorite]


Why does he charge in? Almost all of them are killing one another. Why not wait for more to die off before going in with bare fists?

Also does holding down the key normally do that in doom, or is that turbo button cheating?
posted by Canageek at 2:38 PM on May 7, 2016 [1 favorite]


Why does he charge in? Almost all of them are killing one another. Why not wait for more to die off before going in with bare fists?

I think he's trying to get to the next invulnerability before this one wears off.
posted by dis_integration at 3:47 PM on May 7, 2016


Also does holding down the key normally do that in doom, or is that turbo button cheating?

And no, the turbo-punching is some kind of modification. A lot of this map is pretty non-standard stuff, hacked on. I don't think it's cheating so much as a mod made specifically for this crazy level.
posted by dis_integration at 3:48 PM on May 7, 2016


OK, next make a video of what happens when you try to run this level on hardware that was available when Doom 2 was released.
posted by ckape at 10:51 PM on May 7, 2016 [2 favorites]


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