I want to cook condom food for you
May 9, 2016 9:45 AM   Subscribe

Japanese Condom Cookbook Raises Awareness For Protected Sex

(available as a Kindle edition)
posted by Johnny Wallflower (12 comments total) 4 users marked this as a favorite


 
So this is ok, but the woman who made a kayak modeled after her vagina was convicted of obscenity...?
posted by Huck500 at 10:07 AM on May 9, 2016 [3 favorites]


No

Clicking through, nnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
posted by GuyZero at 10:09 AM on May 9, 2016 [1 favorite]


Let me guess ... Japanese sausage fest?
posted by ZenMasterThis at 10:19 AM on May 9, 2016 [1 favorite]


Uh, what? Even without the foul nastiness of lubricant or nonoxynol-9, latex flavour on food is gross. Then again, no such thing as bad publicity.
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 10:29 AM on May 9, 2016 [1 favorite]


Condoms used to be made from sausage casing, so this shouldn't be all that weird. Just keep the lube and other bitter-tasting chemicals off the condom and it should be pretty useful for food preparation.
posted by a lungful of dragon at 10:30 AM on May 9, 2016


This gum tastes funny.
posted by Strange Interlude at 10:38 AM on May 9, 2016 [1 favorite]


This gum tastes funny.

There will never be a more relevant time to post this anime scene.
posted by J.K. Seazer at 11:16 AM on May 9, 2016 [2 favorites]


Don't forget to wrap the leftovers in a dental dam.
posted by Splunge at 1:04 PM on May 9, 2016 [1 favorite]


Condoms used to be made from sausage casing, so this shouldn't be all that weird.

My partners have always found the fork holes to be a real turn-off and uniformly insist on real condoms.
posted by sebastienbailard at 1:49 PM on May 9, 2016 [3 favorites]


Apropos of absolutely nothing, TIL that Steely Dan's 'The Fez' is actually about condoms.
posted by eclectist at 5:27 PM on May 9, 2016


Ob Achewood: "Pipe frosting, or even a fresh fruit coulis, through the tip of a punctured condom"
posted by Grimgrin at 5:57 PM on May 9, 2016 [1 favorite]


Time to corner the Japanese market for edible condoms!

Also, considering their birthrate, I'd have thunk they would encourage condom-less cooking.
posted by iffthen at 6:38 PM on May 9, 2016


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