WHY'D THEY MAKE THEM INTO SQUARES
May 22, 2016 10:57 PM Subscribe
As far as I can tell, Da mother fuckin share z0ne is basically what you get when you add a lot of skulls and pretty rad, metal-ass fonts to Laughapalooza.
Definitely regretting this.
posted by louche mustachio at 11:42 PM on May 22, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by louche mustachio at 11:42 PM on May 22, 2016 [1 favorite]
brought to you by the kid whose dad is a green baret and is on his way over here to kick the FUCK out of you!!!!!
posted by Taft at 11:42 PM on May 22, 2016 [2 favorites]
posted by Taft at 11:42 PM on May 22, 2016 [2 favorites]
this whats th a poblem, makes you stonger
posted by sapagan at 11:52 PM on May 22, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by sapagan at 11:52 PM on May 22, 2016 [1 favorite]
If this is as 'weird' as Facebook gets, the future of the internet is Cheerios for breakfast and bacon once a week.
posted by oneswellfoop at 12:02 AM on May 23, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by oneswellfoop at 12:02 AM on May 23, 2016 [1 favorite]
Facebook requiring a goddamned captcha just to view content is a hella ironic counterpoint to embedding their tracker iframes into every other page on the web.
posted by ardgedee at 3:19 AM on May 23, 2016
posted by ardgedee at 3:19 AM on May 23, 2016
DON'T LIKE FACEBOOK? THEY R ALSO ON TWITTER
🔥🔥💀🔥🔥
THIS WAS THE ONLY FONT AVAILABLE
posted by Metroid Baby at 3:51 AM on May 23, 2016 [5 favorites]
🔥🔥💀🔥🔥
THIS WAS THE ONLY FONT AVAILABLE
posted by Metroid Baby at 3:51 AM on May 23, 2016 [5 favorites]
ONLY OUTLAWS WILL GUNS
posted by Mister Moofoo at 3:53 AM on May 23, 2016
posted by Mister Moofoo at 3:53 AM on May 23, 2016
OK, I gotta admit, the implications of this message make me pause to reflect.
posted by Hal Mumkin at 3:57 AM on May 23, 2016 [5 favorites]
posted by Hal Mumkin at 3:57 AM on May 23, 2016 [5 favorites]
Part of me wonders "how big IS the biggest dog dick?" The rest of me frowns at that part and is pretty sure that all parts of me need more sleep.
posted by delfin at 4:59 AM on May 23, 2016 [2 favorites]
posted by delfin at 4:59 AM on May 23, 2016 [2 favorites]
Wasn't loving this until I got to "THIS WAS THE ONLY FONT AVAILABLE," and now I can't stop laughing.
posted by schmod at 5:24 AM on May 23, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by schmod at 5:24 AM on May 23, 2016 [1 favorite]
The rectangle Garfield books were superior to the square ones. Skull's got a point.
posted by Mchelly at 5:45 AM on May 23, 2016
posted by Mchelly at 5:45 AM on May 23, 2016
As a public transport user, I got to "my tablet, my rules" and I stand ready to aid in... small-scale murder.
posted by Mezentian at 5:53 AM on May 23, 2016
posted by Mezentian at 5:53 AM on May 23, 2016
So much funnier in context on FB.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 5:59 AM on May 23, 2016
posted by Potomac Avenue at 5:59 AM on May 23, 2016
Huh, it's like a 4chan or Reddit thing only it lives as a Facebook account. And yet there are no minions!
posted by Nelson at 6:41 AM on May 23, 2016
posted by Nelson at 6:41 AM on May 23, 2016
The photo of the nonplussed lion with TIRED BUT STRONG inexplicably made me shout-laugh. Now I'm to be spoken to about "disruptive office behavior".
Looks like I need to start spamming walls with skull wisdom!
posted by Aya Hirano on the Astral Plane at 7:46 AM on May 23, 2016 [3 favorites]
Looks like I need to start spamming walls with skull wisdom!
posted by Aya Hirano on the Astral Plane at 7:46 AM on May 23, 2016 [3 favorites]
Also, this sorta brings to mind Something Awful's take on the short-lived Big Dog T-shirt craze (fairly NSFW, by the by).
posted by Aya Hirano on the Astral Plane at 7:50 AM on May 23, 2016 [4 favorites]
posted by Aya Hirano on the Astral Plane at 7:50 AM on May 23, 2016 [4 favorites]
I love this. I want to know where their terrible skeleton art is from but I am certain I would only get an in-character answer if I asked.
I can't quite explain why, but sometime in the past couple years I browsed the whole online Big Dog t-shirt collection. I'd thought that Big Dogs were just the tees from the '80s that represented big dogs, not much more or less, and then I found I was wrong. It is the graveyard of jokes, the hospice of comedy. I couldn't look away.
posted by Countess Elena at 9:55 AM on May 23, 2016 [1 favorite]
I can't quite explain why, but sometime in the past couple years I browsed the whole online Big Dog t-shirt collection. I'd thought that Big Dogs were just the tees from the '80s that represented big dogs, not much more or less, and then I found I was wrong. It is the graveyard of jokes, the hospice of comedy. I couldn't look away.
posted by Countess Elena at 9:55 AM on May 23, 2016 [1 favorite]
There are a few things that will reduce me to a teary giggly mess that my husband does not find funny, and just looks at me incredulously when I show him. I'm 95% sure this will be one of those things, but I'm going to try anyway.
posted by Fig at 10:57 AM on May 23, 2016 [2 favorites]
posted by Fig at 10:57 AM on May 23, 2016 [2 favorites]
Upblazed
A couple of instigators and subversive elements have made these very popular around my office and I confess I'm a big fan.
posted by kprincehouse at 10:59 AM on May 23, 2016 [2 favorites]
A couple of instigators and subversive elements have made these very popular around my office and I confess I'm a big fan.
posted by kprincehouse at 10:59 AM on May 23, 2016 [2 favorites]
I can't quite explain why, but sometime in the past couple years I browsed the whole online Big Dog t-shirt collection. I'd thought that Big Dogs were just the tees from the '80s that represented big dogs, not much more or less, and then I found I was wrong. It is the graveyard of jokes, the hospice of comedy. I couldn't look away.
Big Dog, previously.
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 11:05 AM on May 23, 2016 [2 favorites]
Big Dog, previously.
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 11:05 AM on May 23, 2016 [2 favorites]
Oh that's why I read through the Big Dog t-shirts. Naturally!
posted by Countess Elena at 1:18 PM on May 23, 2016
posted by Countess Elena at 1:18 PM on May 23, 2016
this is amazing and incredible. Happy to see it's not a million posts a day, too.
posted by rebent at 5:42 PM on May 25, 2016
posted by rebent at 5:42 PM on May 25, 2016
Did some motherfucking sharez0ne fan art because why not
posted by EndsOfInvention at 5:19 PM on May 30, 2016 [2 favorites]
posted by EndsOfInvention at 5:19 PM on May 30, 2016 [2 favorites]
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