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June 15, 2016 5:01 PM Subscribe
Frisco's Dad Source is having its annual Fathers Day blowout sale. Read the flyer. Watch the video. Get the Dad of your dreams!
I hope a dad sees his own picture on the flyer.
"What? You're SELLING me???"
Happy Father's Day!
posted by dfm500 at 5:22 PM on June 15, 2016 [2 favorites]
"What? You're SELLING me???"
Happy Father's Day!
posted by dfm500 at 5:22 PM on June 15, 2016 [2 favorites]
"What? You're SELLING me???"
This will be my first father's day as a dad to a 4 month old daughter. I would not be surprised to see my face on one of these because sometimes her facial expressions translate into "the bottle service in this club is atrocious."
posted by Groundhog Week at 5:42 PM on June 15, 2016 [14 favorites]
This will be my first father's day as a dad to a 4 month old daughter. I would not be surprised to see my face on one of these because sometimes her facial expressions translate into "the bottle service in this club is atrocious."
posted by Groundhog Week at 5:42 PM on June 15, 2016 [14 favorites]
Stamos is a deal at twice the price!
posted by Parasite Unseen at 5:52 PM on June 15, 2016
posted by Parasite Unseen at 5:52 PM on June 15, 2016
Congrats, Groundhog Week! You're in for a great ride.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 6:34 PM on June 15, 2016
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 6:34 PM on June 15, 2016
Manuel owns a trampoline => best dad
posted by SkinnerSan at 6:53 PM on June 15, 2016 [3 favorites]
posted by SkinnerSan at 6:53 PM on June 15, 2016 [3 favorites]
Another fine product from Jeff Wysaski's "Obvious Plant". He has truly become the internet's #1 source for funny fake stuff.
posted by oneswellfoop at 7:33 PM on June 15, 2016
posted by oneswellfoop at 7:33 PM on June 15, 2016
Mugs! Suit Ties! Koontz Novels!
posted by AlonzoMosleyFBI at 7:35 PM on June 15, 2016
posted by AlonzoMosleyFBI at 7:35 PM on June 15, 2016
Wait Stamos is available? (My entire family looks off into the distance and whistles tunelessly). Shiiiit
posted by Potomac Avenue at 8:00 PM on June 15, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by Potomac Avenue at 8:00 PM on June 15, 2016 [1 favorite]
Hmmmm. If I get one of these for my kids this Father's Day, does that mean I get a year off?
posted by nubs at 8:09 PM on June 15, 2016
posted by nubs at 8:09 PM on June 15, 2016
So, this is a sort of meta-joke about the quality of "dad jokes"? This meme is getting kind of played-out.
posted by gurple at 8:22 PM on June 15, 2016
posted by gurple at 8:22 PM on June 15, 2016
I should show this to my kids. I wonder what sort of trade in value I have...
posted by Nanukthedog at 8:42 PM on June 15, 2016
posted by Nanukthedog at 8:42 PM on June 15, 2016
I wonder what sort of trade in value I have...
Dunno. Do you have a trampoline?
posted by Slap*Happy at 8:50 PM on June 15, 2016 [3 favorites]
Dunno. Do you have a trampoline?
posted by Slap*Happy at 8:50 PM on June 15, 2016 [3 favorites]
gurple: "So, this is a sort of meta-joke about the quality of "dad jokes"? This meme is getting kind of played-out."
Huh? I interpreted as a play on the phrase "Father's Day Sale". Is there some meme I'm not even aware but is so common it's already played out?
posted by Bugbread at 9:18 PM on June 15, 2016
Huh? I interpreted as a play on the phrase "Father's Day Sale". Is there some meme I'm not even aware but is so common it's already played out?
posted by Bugbread at 9:18 PM on June 15, 2016
Yeah, well, if my real father had given me a better start in life, I might be able to afford to invest in a proper Dad now!
( I wonder if they have any Scratch & Dents out back?)
posted by The Underpants Monster at 1:55 AM on June 16, 2016 [2 favorites]
( I wonder if they have any Scratch & Dents out back?)
posted by The Underpants Monster at 1:55 AM on June 16, 2016 [2 favorites]
I can't help but think "Good texting skills" is a mixed blessing.
posted by tommasz at 6:42 AM on June 16, 2016
posted by tommasz at 6:42 AM on June 16, 2016
I legitimately wish I could turn my dad in for an upgrade (or a factory refurb?). Even the discount dads seem lovely!
posted by zenzicube at 6:52 AM on June 16, 2016
posted by zenzicube at 6:52 AM on June 16, 2016
As someone who grew up without a father, I kinda really really wanna buy one for a day.
posted by numaner at 7:53 AM on June 16, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by numaner at 7:53 AM on June 16, 2016 [1 favorite]
[Just a reminder that offers to rent fathers should go in Jobs]
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 8:10 AM on June 16, 2016 [4 favorites]
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 8:10 AM on June 16, 2016 [4 favorites]
Okay that's it. It's settled. Johnny Wallflower, you are hereby requested to accompany me across all the internets every day to point out funny/ridiculous things. Commentary encouraged but entirely optional.
Compensation: laughter, praise and possibly sometimes the extra sprouts I end up having to pick off my Jimmy John's lunch sub when I ordered JUST REGULAR AMOUNT OF SPROUTS NOT EXTRA SPROUTS THANK YOU.
Seriously, I love your posts. Thanks for always making me laugh!
posted by bologna on wry at 12:24 PM on June 16, 2016 [1 favorite]
Compensation: laughter, praise and possibly sometimes the extra sprouts I end up having to pick off my Jimmy John's lunch sub when I ordered JUST REGULAR AMOUNT OF SPROUTS NOT EXTRA SPROUTS THANK YOU.
Seriously, I love your posts. Thanks for always making me laugh!
posted by bologna on wry at 12:24 PM on June 16, 2016 [1 favorite]
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