A Simple Truth
July 8, 2016 11:50 AM   Subscribe

 
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Your answer
My willingness to look at ridiculous websites promising easy truths.
posted by pjsky at 12:00 PM on July 8, 2016 [1 favorite]


I feel like melvix is up to something, given that their prior project was The Ransomizer, a ransom note formatter. Like this could be an attempt to automate blackmail.

And now I see melvix is a (regional) neighbor, and now I fear for my safety. I think I have said too much.
posted by filthy light thief at 12:15 PM on July 8, 2016 [2 favorites]


If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Your answer
I'd have the power of a god. A good one, too, not some stupid god like Koalemos.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 12:18 PM on July 8, 2016




It reminds me of high school but I enjoyed it because some of the questions got me thinking. And also the sparkle ponies and lazer eyes.
posted by aniola at 12:28 PM on July 8, 2016 [1 favorite]


"You can do better"

Sorry I'm not good enough for you, website.
posted by synthetik at 1:19 PM on July 8, 2016 [7 favorites]


What superpower would you most like to have?

Can't believe I was the only one so far to say invisibility. I'd be the ultimate bird photographer!
posted by Mitheral at 1:37 PM on July 8, 2016 [1 favorite]


Shapeshifting has all the advantages of invisibility.
posted by Faint of Butt at 1:43 PM on July 8, 2016


I'm a bit worried about the MeFite with the laser eyes.
posted by yhbc at 1:46 PM on July 8, 2016


What can you shapeshift to that won't disturb birds but can still operate an SLR?
posted by Mitheral at 1:46 PM on July 8, 2016 [1 favorite]


An ice-SLR
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 1:48 PM on July 8, 2016 [3 favorites]


If you could choose your own nickname, what would it be?
YOUR ANSWER
T-bone


Can't believe I'm the only person who said this one.
posted by chococat at 2:09 PM on July 8, 2016 [1 favorite]


synthetik: ""You can do better"

Sorry I'm not good enough for you, website.
"

Did you try to type "sex?" Because I tried to type "sex". What would I do if I'd be dead in 2 hours - I honestly thought "Hopefully sex (and then something else for the next 1:45)" but it wouldn't take it. Not even when I tried "intercourse" instead of "sex". So I gave up after that and started throwing in joke answers.
posted by caution live frogs at 2:48 PM on July 8, 2016 [1 favorite]


If the only euphemism for sex that you can think of is "intercourse", then perhaps you don't deserve any amorous congress or horizontal mambos in your final hours.
posted by Greg_Ace at 2:57 PM on July 8, 2016 [5 favorites]


As I said on the Projects page, I even got an admonishment (?) for one of my answers that I could do better than that. Nice touch. I guess "masturbate furiously" is not a good answer for what I would do if I only had two hours left on earth although it is probably true. I am going down happy is all I know
posted by AugustWest at 3:18 PM on July 8, 2016


I agree with the web page. I think you can do better than to masturbate furiously for two hours. You should also consider masturbating hilariously and eating a really good sandwich. Also drinking and taking drugs furiously might possibly improve on all of the above, although you might also consider taking them intravenously.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 3:37 PM on July 8, 2016


What would you do if you were invisible for a day?

I'd stay at home, because it would also mean I was blind.
posted by MikeWarot at 8:13 PM on July 8, 2016 [3 favorites]


What can you shapeshift to that won't disturb birds but can still operate an SLR?
Miss Jane Hathaway
posted by halfbuckaroo at 2:56 PM on July 9, 2016


What’s one choice you really regret?

Going camping this weekend.

What is your biggest regret?

Website where people type in 3500 answers while I'm camping.
posted by melvix at 3:06 PM on July 10, 2016 [1 favorite]


"What superpower would you most like to have?"

Most like? Probably "flight" or "invisibility" or the like.

But what superpower do I always end up thinking about when I daydream? By far and away, "The ability to change printed materials (signs, ads, labels, etc.) just by looking at them."
posted by Bugbread at 12:46 AM on July 11, 2016 [1 favorite]


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