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Heh. He looks like Will Forte's ectomorphic stunt double.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 7:54 AM on July 21, 2016


Getting reported to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson doesn't sound all that terrible, actually.
posted by louche mustachio at 8:03 AM on July 21, 2016 [6 favorites]


"PRAISE VAN HALEN!"

never!


*hisss*

posted by louche mustachio at 8:07 AM on July 21, 2016 [2 favorites]


Dwayne can give you a really painful noogie.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 8:20 AM on July 21, 2016


I absolutely love this.
posted by rogerrogerwhatsyourrvectorvicto at 11:41 AM on July 21, 2016 [1 favorite]


I identify as an undercover Fruity Turkey
posted by The Whelk at 11:52 AM on July 21, 2016 [1 favorite]


Men scare the piss out of me, and I'm straight as a stick.
posted by tspae at 12:25 PM on July 21, 2016 [1 favorite]


omg...clicking around through his other videos, talking about yogurt: "Fruit on the bottom sounds like a homophobic uncle's rule about bunkbeds." cannot...stop...laughing...
posted by mittens at 12:33 PM on July 21, 2016 [6 favorites]


Or greyhound racing? Is that even legal? Hee.
posted by emjaybee at 1:15 PM on July 21, 2016 [1 favorite]


And then there's this: COMPANY IS COMING haha oh no it's me.
posted by emjaybee at 1:19 PM on July 21, 2016 [6 favorites]


COMPANY IS COMING

Ooh, he has my vacuum!
posted by mittens at 1:22 PM on July 21, 2016


I'm not a fruity turkey vulture, but I have 3 sisters and no biological brothers...

Talking to other men was always awkward for me, but I learned to disguise it because I like to watch sports.

I'm afraid to talk to Republicans now. Especially the Jesusy ones...
posted by Chuffy at 2:40 PM on July 21, 2016


This is like one of the in-between tracks on a late-70s Frank Zappa album.
posted by rhizome at 3:37 PM on July 21, 2016 [2 favorites]


Thank you for introducing me to this person.

Am I a Man?
posted by postcommunism at 5:16 PM on July 21, 2016 [2 favorites]


Why no craft beer? :(
posted by psoas at 8:30 PM on July 21, 2016


Apparently Phils are tough?

Yeah! That's right! I'm realllly tough!!! Don't forget it! Grrrr!!!
posted by Philby at 6:53 AM on July 22, 2016


If I got reported to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, I would INSIST on a spanking and I would say anything to get it.
posted by Foam Pants at 12:34 PM on July 22, 2016


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