Sex Pigs Halt Traffic
August 16, 2016 11:10 AM Subscribe
Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teens. Tiny Insjön in central Sweden isn't known for pig mask-wearing couples shooting lasers at Pokémon hunters before having sex against a waterwheel. But that could be about to change. (SLSwedishlocalnews)
I don't believe it. I'm pretty sure I am hallucinating this year after falling face first into a cave filled with mushrooms. I'm pretty sure the Trump thing is just a bear that has been burying my unconscious body to eat later.
posted by maxsparber at 11:14 AM on August 16, 2016 [22 favorites]
posted by maxsparber at 11:14 AM on August 16, 2016 [22 favorites]
Ingmar Bergman cosplay?
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 11:14 AM on August 16, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 11:14 AM on August 16, 2016 [1 favorite]
Wait, this wasn't in Florida?
posted by misterpatrick at 11:18 AM on August 16, 2016 [9 favorites]
posted by misterpatrick at 11:18 AM on August 16, 2016 [9 favorites]
The masked shooters, who also wore T-shirts labeled ‘King’ and ‘Queen’, were next spotted by incredulous motorists as they had sexI am really hoping some of this was lost in translation, but ...yikes, Sweden.
[...]
The police didn’t care so much about the traffic jam, she said, but officer Daniel Hagthorpe was concerned about the alleged laser attack and public sex.
“Pointing at someone with green laser can cause injury if it hits the eyes,” he told Dalarnas Tidningar.
posted by psoas at 11:19 AM on August 16, 2016 [5 favorites]
The Markov chain story generator is broken. Those words make no sense.
posted by Etrigan at 11:20 AM on August 16, 2016 [9 favorites]
posted by Etrigan at 11:20 AM on August 16, 2016 [9 favorites]
The t-shirts are what nails it - when you want go out and have public pig-mask sex, you want to do it in style.
posted by Dr Dracator at 11:21 AM on August 16, 2016 [9 favorites]
posted by Dr Dracator at 11:21 AM on August 16, 2016 [9 favorites]
I look forward to this being adapted into a miniseries on PornHub
posted by griphus at 11:24 AM on August 16, 2016 [18 favorites]
posted by griphus at 11:24 AM on August 16, 2016 [18 favorites]
The Markov chain story generator is broken. Those words make no sense.
Clearly, you've never spent any time in Florida.
posted by ryanshepard at 11:28 AM on August 16, 2016 [2 favorites]
Clearly, you've never spent any time in Florida.
posted by ryanshepard at 11:28 AM on August 16, 2016 [2 favorites]
I don't understand the lasers part.
posted by bongo_x at 11:31 AM on August 16, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by bongo_x at 11:31 AM on August 16, 2016 [1 favorite]
The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.
posted by lumpenprole at 11:32 AM on August 16, 2016 [8 favorites]
posted by lumpenprole at 11:32 AM on August 16, 2016 [8 favorites]
Wait, this wasn't in Florida?
The giveaway is that you don't feel gross afterward for laughing at tragedy.
posted by indubitable at 11:37 AM on August 16, 2016 [1 favorite]
The giveaway is that you don't feel gross afterward for laughing at tragedy.
posted by indubitable at 11:37 AM on August 16, 2016 [1 favorite]
Well, I have my new band name.
posted by SansPoint at 11:40 AM on August 16, 2016 [4 favorites]
posted by SansPoint at 11:40 AM on August 16, 2016 [4 favorites]
I don't understand the lasers part.
Basically you have a cavity containing some medium (say Nitrogen gas), and you pump energy into it to push a lot of atoms up to an excited state. Then you inject some photons, quantum magic happens, the atoms transition to the ground state and you get a whole bunch of coherent photons.
posted by Dr Dracator at 11:42 AM on August 16, 2016 [134 favorites]
Basically you have a cavity containing some medium (say Nitrogen gas), and you pump energy into it to push a lot of atoms up to an excited state. Then you inject some photons, quantum magic happens, the atoms transition to the ground state and you get a whole bunch of coherent photons.
posted by Dr Dracator at 11:42 AM on August 16, 2016 [134 favorites]
That's about the greatest lede I've ever read.
posted by Huck500 at 11:45 AM on August 16, 2016 [5 favorites]
posted by Huck500 at 11:45 AM on August 16, 2016 [5 favorites]
I don't understand the lasers part.
[warm chuckle] someday you'll meet somebody very special who wants to wear pig masks with you, and when the lasers come out...well, then you'll understand
posted by prize bull octorok at 11:45 AM on August 16, 2016 [44 favorites]
[warm chuckle] someday you'll meet somebody very special who wants to wear pig masks with you, and when the lasers come out...well, then you'll understand
posted by prize bull octorok at 11:45 AM on August 16, 2016 [44 favorites]
Princely Porking Porkers Pew Pew Preteen Pokémon Players
posted by Kabanos at 11:49 AM on August 16, 2016 [64 favorites]
posted by Kabanos at 11:49 AM on August 16, 2016 [64 favorites]
Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teens.
Boy, I tell you, If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that one.
I'd have a shiny nickel.
posted by Naberius at 11:50 AM on August 16, 2016 [6 favorites]
Boy, I tell you, If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that one.
I'd have a shiny nickel.
posted by Naberius at 11:50 AM on August 16, 2016 [6 favorites]
So when you're having pig-mask sex up against a waterwheel after scaring some local children, do you keep your eyes open or...?
posted by ODiV at 11:51 AM on August 16, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by ODiV at 11:51 AM on August 16, 2016 [1 favorite]
in the future, nobody is gonna believe 2016 really happened
Yeah, in 500 years or so, I think people will be trying to understand this year the way we try to understand things like the Dancing Mania of 1518.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 11:52 AM on August 16, 2016 [14 favorites]
Yeah, in 500 years or so, I think people will be trying to understand this year the way we try to understand things like the Dancing Mania of 1518.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 11:52 AM on August 16, 2016 [14 favorites]
that was not a laser
i just have a
glorious penis
posted by robocop is bleeding at 11:52 AM on August 16, 2016 [11 favorites]
i just have a
glorious penis
posted by robocop is bleeding at 11:52 AM on August 16, 2016 [11 favorites]
Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teens.
Isn't there a rule about bots posting Markov chains as FPPs?
posted by leotrotsky at 11:53 AM on August 16, 2016 [2 favorites]
Isn't there a rule about bots posting Markov chains as FPPs?
posted by leotrotsky at 11:53 AM on August 16, 2016 [2 favorites]
So when you're having pig-mask sex up against a waterwheel after scaring some local children, do you keep your eyes open or...
Depends on whether the laser is still on or not.
posted by GenjiandProust at 12:01 PM on August 16, 2016 [2 favorites]
Depends on whether the laser is still on or not.
posted by GenjiandProust at 12:01 PM on August 16, 2016 [2 favorites]
So when you're having pig-mask sex up against a waterwheel after scaring some local children, do you keep your eyes open or...?
This sequel to Eyes Wide Shut is terrible!
posted by lukemeister at 12:03 PM on August 16, 2016 [23 favorites]
This sequel to Eyes Wide Shut is terrible!
posted by lukemeister at 12:03 PM on August 16, 2016 [23 favorites]
At last some good news.
posted by Joey Michaels at 12:10 PM on August 16, 2016 [9 favorites]
posted by Joey Michaels at 12:10 PM on August 16, 2016 [9 favorites]
I really doubt i'll change my opinion in the future, and holy crap right now are the people hating on pokemon go playing kids so much more annoying than the kids playing it. It's pure old-man-yells-at-icloud.
posted by emptythought at 12:11 PM on August 16, 2016 [14 favorites]
posted by emptythought at 12:11 PM on August 16, 2016 [14 favorites]
Isn't Sex Pigs a Black Sabbath song?
posted by TedW at 12:12 PM on August 16, 2016 [5 favorites]
posted by TedW at 12:12 PM on August 16, 2016 [5 favorites]
Once we are future space robots this shit will happen all the time.
posted by Artw at 12:13 PM on August 16, 2016
posted by Artw at 12:13 PM on August 16, 2016
*holds envelope to forehead*
"The answer is... 'Sex Pigs Halt Traffic'."
*tears open envelope*
"And the question: "What was the number one complaint of David Cameron's neighbours?"
Hey-O!
posted by Capt. Renault at 12:17 PM on August 16, 2016 [18 favorites]
"The answer is... 'Sex Pigs Halt Traffic'."
*tears open envelope*
"And the question: "What was the number one complaint of David Cameron's neighbours?"
Hey-O!
posted by Capt. Renault at 12:17 PM on August 16, 2016 [18 favorites]
DO NOT LOOK INTO PIG MASK WITH REMAINING EYE
posted by griphus at 12:17 PM on August 16, 2016 [15 favorites]
posted by griphus at 12:17 PM on August 16, 2016 [15 favorites]
The masked shooters, who also wore T-shirts labeled ‘King’ and ‘Queen’, were next spotted by incredulous motorists as they had sex beside the hamlet’s waterwheel.
I see what you did there.
posted by middleclasstool at 12:22 PM on August 16, 2016 [2 favorites]
I see what you did there.
posted by middleclasstool at 12:22 PM on August 16, 2016 [2 favorites]
Police Probe Publicly Passionate Porcine Posers; Pointed Phasers at People's Peepers
posted by nubs at 12:32 PM on August 16, 2016 [16 favorites]
posted by nubs at 12:32 PM on August 16, 2016 [16 favorites]
never mind the pokeballs, here's the Sex Pigs
posted by uosuaq at 12:42 PM on August 16, 2016 [34 favorites]
posted by uosuaq at 12:42 PM on August 16, 2016 [34 favorites]
I love this thread so, so, so, SO much.
posted by the marble index at 12:56 PM on August 16, 2016 [3 favorites]
posted by the marble index at 12:56 PM on August 16, 2016 [3 favorites]
Came for the David Cameron reference, was not disappointed.
posted by briank at 1:01 PM on August 16, 2016 [2 favorites]
posted by briank at 1:01 PM on August 16, 2016 [2 favorites]
The Markov chain story generator is broken. Those words make no sense.
They make perfect sense as magnetic fridge poetry.
posted by mudpuppie at 1:07 PM on August 16, 2016 [1 favorite]
They make perfect sense as magnetic fridge poetry.
posted by mudpuppie at 1:07 PM on August 16, 2016 [1 favorite]
So Nintendo IS releasing Mother 3 in English!
posted by thecaddy at 1:12 PM on August 16, 2016 [6 favorites]
posted by thecaddy at 1:12 PM on August 16, 2016 [6 favorites]
"Isn't Sex Pigs a Black Sabbath song?"
"War Pigs" is, of course, the Black Sabbath song.
"Sex Bomb" is, of course, a Tom Jones song.
If somebody were to mash these songs up, we'd be getting somewhere.
posted by Joey Michaels at 1:21 PM on August 16, 2016 [10 favorites]
"War Pigs" is, of course, the Black Sabbath song.
"Sex Bomb" is, of course, a Tom Jones song.
If somebody were to mash these songs up, we'd be getting somewhere.
posted by Joey Michaels at 1:21 PM on August 16, 2016 [10 favorites]
"but you have pig-mask sex up against a waterwheel after scaring some local children ONE TIME..."
--
"MetaFilter: not known for pig mask-wearing couples shooting lasers at Pokémon hunters before having sex against a waterwheel. But that could be about to change."
--
"I have had sex
in a pig mask
against the waterwheel
after shooting lasers
at scared teenaged
Pokémon hunters
which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast..."
--
"Surely this...?"
--
"I have no idea how these people got their pig mask-wearing, sex-having, laser-shooting asses wedged into their scanners, or why."
--
"$20, same as in town!"
posted by mosk at 1:23 PM on August 16, 2016 [7 favorites]
--
"MetaFilter: not known for pig mask-wearing couples shooting lasers at Pokémon hunters before having sex against a waterwheel. But that could be about to change."
--
"I have had sex
in a pig mask
against the waterwheel
after shooting lasers
at scared teenaged
Pokémon hunters
which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast..."
--
"Surely this...?"
--
"I have no idea how these people got their pig mask-wearing, sex-having, laser-shooting asses wedged into their scanners, or why."
--
"$20, same as in town!"
posted by mosk at 1:23 PM on August 16, 2016 [7 favorites]
Wait, this wasn't in Florida?
Maybe we can extrapolate to peninsulae in general?
Totally reminds me of that IKEA spec ad.
posted by BrotherCaine at 1:24 PM on August 16, 2016 [3 favorites]
Maybe we can extrapolate to peninsulae in general?
Totally reminds me of that IKEA spec ad.
posted by BrotherCaine at 1:24 PM on August 16, 2016 [3 favorites]
I'm pretty sure I am hallucinating this year after falling face first into a cave filled with mushrooms.
If it turns out that I've been underground this whole time being digested by green mycotic goo I'm going to be so embarrassed.
posted by dephlogisticated at 1:24 PM on August 16, 2016 [6 favorites]
If it turns out that I've been underground this whole time being digested by green mycotic goo I'm going to be so embarrassed.
posted by dephlogisticated at 1:24 PM on August 16, 2016 [6 favorites]
Prurient Pork People Pop Photons @ Prepubescents' Pupils
posted by Bob Regular at 1:27 PM on August 16, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by Bob Regular at 1:27 PM on August 16, 2016 [1 favorite]
. . . "The Aristocrats!"
posted by Spathe Cadet at 1:42 PM on August 16, 2016 [14 favorites]
posted by Spathe Cadet at 1:42 PM on August 16, 2016 [14 favorites]
Yes, where is the film? Teens with smartphones find weirdness, do not video? Drivers ditto?
Hm.
I tried looking on Youtube to see if footage has in fact escaped, but despite promising titles such as "Frukt fest i insjön" and "Höglagret i Insjön" I can find nothing.
posted by Devonian at 1:43 PM on August 16, 2016
Hm.
I tried looking on Youtube to see if footage has in fact escaped, but despite promising titles such as "Frukt fest i insjön" and "Höglagret i Insjön" I can find nothing.
posted by Devonian at 1:43 PM on August 16, 2016
Sex Pig Pokémon Laser Attack Traffic Snarl
posted by Small Dollar at 1:54 PM on August 16, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by Small Dollar at 1:54 PM on August 16, 2016 [1 favorite]
This is like all of Buzzfeed on a postcard, unless you think you could squeeze in a mention of 90s kids.
posted by Halloween Jack at 2:03 PM on August 16, 2016 [2 favorites]
posted by Halloween Jack at 2:03 PM on August 16, 2016 [2 favorites]
As we approach the singularity, headlines will become increasingly indistinguishable from mad libs
posted by metaman livingblog at 2:06 PM on August 16, 2016 [6 favorites]
posted by metaman livingblog at 2:06 PM on August 16, 2016 [6 favorites]
despite promising titles such as "Frukt fest i insjön"
oh man if this is what "fruit festival" comes to mean in a few year's time the youths are going to be horrified at their parents' summertime childhood reminiscences
posted by psoas at 2:20 PM on August 16, 2016
oh man if this is what "fruit festival" comes to mean in a few year's time the youths are going to be horrified at their parents' summertime childhood reminiscences
posted by psoas at 2:20 PM on August 16, 2016
"Isn't Sex Pigs a Black Sabbath song?"
Swedish sex pigs halting traffic,
Blinding pokemon fanatics.
Sex beside a waterwheel,
Drivers questioning their deal.
Police don't mind some public screwing,
But they frown on laser shooting.
I'm sure there's a lot more that would fit.
posted by mattamatic at 2:30 PM on August 16, 2016 [34 favorites]
Swedish sex pigs halting traffic,
Blinding pokemon fanatics.
Sex beside a waterwheel,
Drivers questioning their deal.
Police don't mind some public screwing,
But they frown on laser shooting.
I'm sure there's a lot more that would fit.
posted by mattamatic at 2:30 PM on August 16, 2016 [34 favorites]
I feel like they could have found a picture of that waterwheel without snow.
Because brrrrr.
posted by ODiV at 2:35 PM on August 16, 2016
Because brrrrr.
posted by ODiV at 2:35 PM on August 16, 2016
This is like all of Buzzfeed on a postcard, unless you think you could squeeze in a mention of 90s kids.
Only 90s kids will remember that episode of Pokémon where Ash faced down Team Sex Pig by the water wheel. (It only aired once because the green laser effect gave some kid a seizure but my uncle at Nintendo had a copy on VHS.)
posted by No-sword at 2:49 PM on August 16, 2016 [10 favorites]
Only 90s kids will remember that episode of Pokémon where Ash faced down Team Sex Pig by the water wheel. (It only aired once because the green laser effect gave some kid a seizure but my uncle at Nintendo had a copy on VHS.)
posted by No-sword at 2:49 PM on August 16, 2016 [10 favorites]
"War Pigs" is, of course, the Black Sabbath song.
"Sex Bomb" is, of course, a Tom Jones song.
If somebody were to mash these songs up, we'd be getting somewhere.
Ozzy Osborne:
Drivers gathered in large masses,
Watching gyrating white asses.
Evil pig masks for seduction,
King and Queen plan reproduction.
On the wheel their bodies yearning,
As the water machine keeps turning.
Death to Pokemon-type kinds,
Wand’ring ‘round with brainwashed minds.
Oh lord yeah!
Tom Jones (chorus):
Sex pig, sex pig, you're a sex pig
You can give it to me on a water wheel rig
Sex pig, sex pig, you're my sex pig
And, baby, you can taze those kids
posted by Kabanos at 3:02 PM on August 16, 2016 [32 favorites]
"Sex Bomb" is, of course, a Tom Jones song.
If somebody were to mash these songs up, we'd be getting somewhere.
Ozzy Osborne:
Drivers gathered in large masses,
Watching gyrating white asses.
Evil pig masks for seduction,
King and Queen plan reproduction.
On the wheel their bodies yearning,
As the water machine keeps turning.
Death to Pokemon-type kinds,
Wand’ring ‘round with brainwashed minds.
Oh lord yeah!
Tom Jones (chorus):
Sex pig, sex pig, you're a sex pig
You can give it to me on a water wheel rig
Sex pig, sex pig, you're my sex pig
And, baby, you can taze those kids
posted by Kabanos at 3:02 PM on August 16, 2016 [32 favorites]
"War Pigs" is, of course, the Black Sabbath song.
"Sex Bomb" is, of course, a Tom Jones song.
If somebody were to mash these songs up, we'd be getting somewhere.
"Well, when a Black Sabbath song and a Tom Jones song love each other very much, and want to proclaim their love publicly to everyone..."
posted by Greg_Ace at 3:03 PM on August 16, 2016 [2 favorites]
"Sex Bomb" is, of course, a Tom Jones song.
If somebody were to mash these songs up, we'd be getting somewhere.
"Well, when a Black Sabbath song and a Tom Jones song love each other very much, and want to proclaim their love publicly to everyone..."
posted by Greg_Ace at 3:03 PM on August 16, 2016 [2 favorites]
SQUIRTLE: You, sex pig, should unmask.
STRANGER: Indeed?
CLEFAIRY: Indeed it's time. We have all laid aside disguise but you.
STRANGER: I wear no mask.
SQUIRTLE: (Terrified, aside to CLEFAIRY) No mask? No mask!
posted by prize bull octorok at 3:08 PM on August 16, 2016 [13 favorites]
STRANGER: Indeed?
CLEFAIRY: Indeed it's time. We have all laid aside disguise but you.
STRANGER: I wear no mask.
SQUIRTLE: (Terrified, aside to CLEFAIRY) No mask? No mask!
posted by prize bull octorok at 3:08 PM on August 16, 2016 [13 favorites]
Is Sex Pig the Alola form of Tepig?
posted by thefoxgod at 3:09 PM on August 16, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by thefoxgod at 3:09 PM on August 16, 2016 [1 favorite]
This is my new favorite Metafilter discussion.
posted by Joey Michaels at 4:46 PM on August 16, 2016 [2 favorites]
posted by Joey Michaels at 4:46 PM on August 16, 2016 [2 favorites]
"And their waterwheel sex could be considered sexual harassment if anyone took offence, he added. "
emphasis mine. That's so metal progressive.
" Traffic backed up on the highway as some drivers slowed down and others clambered out of their cars to behold the bizarre spectacle, one motorist told the paper.
The police didn’t care so much about the traffic jam, she said"
posted by porpoise at 5:44 PM on August 16, 2016 [1 favorite]
emphasis mine. That's so metal progressive.
" Traffic backed up on the highway as some drivers slowed down and others clambered out of their cars to behold the bizarre spectacle, one motorist told the paper.
The police didn’t care so much about the traffic jam, she said"
posted by porpoise at 5:44 PM on August 16, 2016 [1 favorite]
What a terrible thing it is, to fall into the hands of a living Pokemon.
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:57 PM on August 16, 2016
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:57 PM on August 16, 2016
From the same site:
How to survive a Swedish crayfish party
Also, the "most read" articles list currently reads as follows:
1. Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teens
2. Cars burn across Sweden as fire-starters roam free
3. Turkey summons Swedish envoy over child sex tweet
4. Swedish police 'arrest' kids at birthday party
5. Global list ranks Karolinska university best in Sweden
See also:
Drunk knight in armor detained in Stockholm.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 7:42 PM on August 16, 2016 [1 favorite]
How to survive a Swedish crayfish party
Also, the "most read" articles list currently reads as follows:
1. Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teens
2. Cars burn across Sweden as fire-starters roam free
3. Turkey summons Swedish envoy over child sex tweet
4. Swedish police 'arrest' kids at birthday party
5. Global list ranks Karolinska university best in Sweden
See also:
Drunk knight in armor detained in Stockholm.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 7:42 PM on August 16, 2016 [1 favorite]
The man, described as being in his fifties, seemed exhausted, as if he had just been practising some knight moves
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 7:44 PM on August 16, 2016 [3 favorites]
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 7:44 PM on August 16, 2016 [3 favorites]
No fair, Sweden! You get Laser-toting Sex Pigs and all we get are a bunch of Donald Trump supporters!
Also, there's a really weak Swedish Chef / Miss Piggy joke in here somewhere
posted by mmoncur at 7:53 PM on August 16, 2016
Also, there's a really weak Swedish Chef / Miss Piggy joke in here somewhere
posted by mmoncur at 7:53 PM on August 16, 2016
I'm not saying that David Bowie was holding the fabric of the universe together, but *gestures broadly at everything*
posted by mbrubeck at 8:22 PM on August 16, 2016 [7 favorites]
posted by mbrubeck at 8:22 PM on August 16, 2016 [7 favorites]
So this has nothing to do with people wearing pig masks having sex on water wheels, but my 11 year old son has been saying 'pineapple' a lot since he saw 'Minions' and he likes Pokemon Go, so every time he's said pineapple recently I've been saying 'oh go and poke a mango' and he only just got it like two days ago and now he hates me.
posted by h00py at 2:31 AM on August 17, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by h00py at 2:31 AM on August 17, 2016 [1 favorite]
Dammit, I want a Sexpig. All I can find in my neighborhood are damn Pidgeys.
posted by dances with hamsters at 5:45 AM on August 17, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by dances with hamsters at 5:45 AM on August 17, 2016 [1 favorite]
I think sexpigs with green lasers are alright. It's the one with red lasers you gotta really watch out for.
posted by numaner at 6:56 AM on August 17, 2016
posted by numaner at 6:56 AM on August 17, 2016
Dammit, I want a Sexpig. All I can find in my neighborhood are damn Pidgeys.
My wife caught a Lickitung the other day; I think it evolves into a Sexpig.
posted by nubs at 7:41 AM on August 17, 2016 [1 favorite]
My wife caught a Lickitung the other day; I think it evolves into a Sexpig.
posted by nubs at 7:41 AM on August 17, 2016 [1 favorite]
The man, described as being in his fifties, seemed exhausted, as if he had just been practising some knight moves
He was probably just trying to lose those awkward teenage blues.
In the summertime.
posted by lumpenprole at 9:03 AM on August 17, 2016 [1 favorite]
He was probably just trying to lose those awkward teenage blues.
In the summertime.
posted by lumpenprole at 9:03 AM on August 17, 2016 [1 favorite]
My wife caught a Lickitung the other day;
TMI.
posted by bongo_x at 10:21 AM on August 17, 2016 [1 favorite]
TMI.
posted by bongo_x at 10:21 AM on August 17, 2016 [1 favorite]
Sex Pigs sounds like a Spinal Tap song.
posted by GospelofWesleyWillis at 1:07 PM on August 17, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by GospelofWesleyWillis at 1:07 PM on August 17, 2016 [1 favorite]
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