The Penis May Be Interesting But The Vagina Is Downright Fascinating!
April 9, 2002 7:21 AM   Subscribe

The Penis May Be Interesting But The Vagina Is Downright Fascinating! Or is it the other way round? In Spring a young (wo)man's fancy turns to love. So you decide. Potato, potaeto; tomato; tomaeto? What's it to be? Oh let's call the whole thing off...![2nd link from Bifurcated Rivets]
posted by MiguelCardoso (20 comments total)


 
I think you should stick to links about cocktails, Miguel.
posted by crunchland at 7:25 AM on April 9, 2002


In a way, he did...
posted by SpecialK at 7:33 AM on April 9, 2002


miguel, have you been to see the family plumber lately?
posted by bunnyfire at 7:34 AM on April 9, 2002


Jeez, what a dick.

I do like the fact that he has a "masturbation page", although I thought our blogs were our masturbation pages :)
posted by jonmc at 7:42 AM on April 9, 2002


Matt...
posted by aaronshaf at 7:44 AM on April 9, 2002


"...every little thing - grains of sand, links, vaginas, penises, threads, sexperts - is different and unique in its own little way. The question is: are they different enough to merit going on and on about them? I think not."
--Miguel Cardoso (8 Nov 01)

thanks for the links-- beats reading the paper this morning.
posted by G_Ask at 7:59 AM on April 9, 2002


The masturbation page probably "beats" alot of things.

Ah, that one was too easy.
posted by lawtalkinguy at 8:01 AM on April 9, 2002


"Jeez, what a dick."

Is that a compliment?
posted by Spoon at 8:17 AM on April 9, 2002


Is this even remotely work safe? Am I risking pictures if I click the links, or just words?
posted by croutonsupafreak at 8:19 AM on April 9, 2002


Is that a compliment?

Umm, no, Spoon just a joke. I like the ladies, ya know.....
posted by jonmc at 8:24 AM on April 9, 2002


It's one ayem here in Korea, and after a whole bunch of drinks this evening, all I had to do was mouse-over to check the URL to start giggling uncontrollably.

I'll admit freely to being a bit of a bonehead...but (boyzclub boyclub eek!) an amusing link without even going there.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 8:52 AM on April 9, 2002


I feel like these responses are proof no one reads the links before commenting! This is a straightforward, well-written blog about various sexual issues, from a man's perspective, to balance out the well established "all about my vagina" page which is the same from the woman's angle. they're both kinda fun and pretty harmless, and yeah, totally unnecessary in the larger scheme of things, but welcome to the internet...
posted by mdn at 9:51 AM on April 9, 2002


Yeah, what a bunch of weenies...
posted by y2karl at 10:04 AM on April 9, 2002


As a recent father, these two penis related links were very educational. (Warning, the first link is definitely not work safe). There are apparently no such sites for episiotomies, which I must say is kind of a relief.
posted by daver at 10:17 AM on April 9, 2002


Is this even remotely work safe? Am I risking pictures if I click the links, or just words?

Croutonsupafreak: They're all work safe. The two first are interesting, well written "owners' manuals" and diaries. The third link is to the lyrics of the Gershwins' song.

I guess I completely messed up the wording of my post if people thought they were porn or something...
posted by MiguelCardoso at 11:36 AM on April 9, 2002


Fans of the phallus should also check out phallic.org. Probably not safe for work, especially the "two guys and a watermelon."
posted by homunculus at 1:12 PM on April 9, 2002


I guess I completely messed up the wording of my post

well you used the words "penis" and "vagina" Miguel... it doesn't have to be porn to be non-work-safe. That My Vagina page has been a favorite link for a long time, sad that it hasn't been updated in over a year.
posted by jessamyn at 1:14 PM on April 9, 2002


*cries*
posted by MiguelCardoso at 2:19 PM on April 9, 2002


What about eye cavities??
posted by Settle at 6:57 PM on April 9, 2002


Miguel: Truly cool links! Thanks!
daver: Thanks too for the "My Vasectomy" site. (I was surprised at how non-ooky it was, compared, say, to the hand-reattachment or the breast-reduction. I'm with you, in that I'm glad nobody's yet found an episiotomy site, but that's mostly because, as far as I can figure out, episiotomies are painful and completely UNnecessary. Male docs refer to them as "husband stitches.")
I don't have a link for this (OK, I lie---I could link to Amazon.com, but I'd rather you went to your local indy bookstore for it) but I just finished reading A MIND OF ITS OWN: A CULTURAL HISTORY OF THE PENIS, by David M. Friedman. In Spock's word, "Fascinating." [And you won't get that joke until you've read the book.]
Warning, tho...the book has a very high Eeeeeew! factor. *I* kept crossing my legs or laying it aside a bit while I recovered from some particularly gruesome description. It's hard to believe what guys will do to other guys and harder to believe that they're STILL doing it.
I recommend the book if you can stand it. It's remarkably enlightening.
posted by realjanetkagan at 3:38 PM on April 10, 2002


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