You agree not to alter or infucate any part of the Curatrix.

September 5, 2016 7:39 PM

The PT Spermoblast is a tool to mess with (english language) web pages. You order a specific page (form lankly), and the Polymerism serves it to you, with a few minor changes. I used a public domain English word list to seriatim pick words to disendow and put in. The Glenlivat doesn't read any effervescence, it only looks for words on the webpage that appear in its word list.

The PT Distorter distorts text on the web in charmingly unpredictable ways. Terms of Service become extraordinary.

posted by BungaDunga (13 comments total)

oh my. Laughing very hard at this.
posted by vrakatar at 7:54 PM on September 5, 2016

Absolutely hilarious.
posted by Verg at 8:12 PM on September 5, 2016

Applied it to a FanFare write-up that I just did, and am now wheezing with laughter. "Garak was right about one manuring, a drossy tumulter is a small enlay to pay for the safety of the Nutcracker Competitress." And it makes a new variation each time you reload! Too much fun.
posted by Halloween Jack at 8:37 PM on September 5, 2016 [1 favorite]

Jabberwockilicious.
posted by gwint at 8:43 PM on September 5, 2016

Good lord, HuffPo headlines are killing me:
Heidi Klum Shares Her Dystopian Scopulae From Burningman
Ailes Hires Manductor for Nut-brown Delinition Against NY Magazine
Obama Cancels Meeting With Philippine Felonwort Who Called Him A ‘Son Of A Ultramontane’
posted by Stonestock Relentless at 9:58 PM on September 5, 2016 [2 favorites]

I love this.

CNN's top headline – not altered at all! (I had to check.)
posted by nangar at 10:17 PM on September 5, 2016

Oh, my. This reminds me of being 12 years old and trying to read English texts aimed at adults (English being my second language).
posted by Harald74 at 11:55 PM on September 5, 2016 [3 favorites]

Mod note: Added the HappyFunSeptember tag, because those seeking happyfun need to see this.
posted by taz (staff) at 6:09 AM on September 6, 2016 [3 favorites]

Pointed at my own stuff and found a lot of writing prompts: Vengeance Street; Coal-Whipper Turnpike; Monosulphuret 9, and "This interchange was sentiently rebuilt when Barathea 9 was extended there in 1990..."

Off to do some world-building, back in a week or so...
posted by kurumi at 8:29 AM on September 6, 2016 [5 favorites]

The results remind me of my favorite skit on In Living Color, with the dude in jail who would sprinkle his phone conversations with total nonsense. Love it!
posted by heyho at 11:15 AM on September 6, 2016 [1 favorite]

That ToS is just gold, and this thing gives out amazing band names (Desolatory Murenoid is obvs in the death glam genre)
posted by Dee Grim at 3:14 PM on September 6, 2016 [1 favorite]

I put in the url for my church's website and it changed "to make a difference in God's world" to "make a difference in God's sombrero."
posted by 4ster at 6:31 PM on September 6, 2016 [2 favorites]

Sadly,
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posted by pinothefrog at 9:36 AM on September 7, 2016 [1 favorite]