I, too, will gush about my cats at length
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posted by sparklemotion at 8:38 AM on September 13, 2016 [24 favorites]


This is what I'm talking about fellow Mefites! I think we should have an exclusively cat post day for HappyfunSeptember!
posted by agatha_magatha at 9:12 AM on September 13, 2016 [7 favorites]


This would be me if I was a celebrity.
posted by wotsac at 9:23 AM on September 13, 2016


Kate has some TEETH!
posted by jeff-o-matic at 9:25 AM on September 13, 2016


This would be me if I had a cat. :(
posted by joyceanmachine at 9:25 AM on September 13, 2016


This is the best.
posted by TheSillyman at 9:26 AM on September 13, 2016


I'm so glad she's becoming somewhat of a star now. Literally the first second I saw her on SNL I thought she was brilliant. Like Tina and Amy, she's gonna do all the things.

Also, kitty!
posted by bondcliff at 9:29 AM on September 13, 2016 [9 favorites]


this is extremely me
posted by burgerrr at 9:34 AM on September 13, 2016 [2 favorites]


Kitties are made of love.

(Our kitty brought us the gifts of vomitting on a laptop AND a dead baby rat on the lawn this morning. So considerate!)
posted by Artw at 9:35 AM on September 13, 2016 [5 favorites]


(Our kitty brought us the gifts of vomitting on a laptop AND a dead baby rat on the lawn this morning. So considerate!)

Artw, blink three times if you need us to send a rescue team!
posted by Celsius1414 at 9:45 AM on September 13, 2016 [1 favorite]


Not on your pillow? Cat clearly does not really love you.........
posted by sammyo at 9:46 AM on September 13, 2016 [3 favorites]


Oh my god I love Kate McKinnon so much - I would adopt her from an alley behind a pizza place and let her take over my serving tray. (She could bring Nino too, if she likes.)
posted by Guy Smiley at 9:52 AM on September 13, 2016 [12 favorites]


Shoot me NOW. Please.
posted by Seekerofsplendor at 10:01 AM on September 13, 2016


Not on your pillow? Cat clearly does not really love you.........

Oh, he came in and did his super snuggly thing where he sleeps on top of the pillow/my head first, then I got up and discovered all the nights offerings.
posted by Artw at 10:02 AM on September 13, 2016 [1 favorite]


fine, kate mckinnon, i'll go out with you
posted by palomar at 10:05 AM on September 13, 2016 [11 favorites]


Our cat (link in profile; I have linked to her so many times in mefi comments I'm afraid the mods will ban me if I do it any more) tried to jump out the (always) closed window last evening. She smacked into it with limbs splayed wide and fell backwards onto the couch.

This has been a BuddhaInABucket's Cat Update.
posted by BuddhaInABucket at 10:11 AM on September 13, 2016 [19 favorites]


This was delightful.
posted by blurker at 10:19 AM on September 13, 2016 [2 favorites]


My kitty Max brought me a live baby rabbit last weekend. Not sure if it was for his dinner, as his pet, or as a gift to me, but it sure was cute. I caught it and released it back outside, then reminded Max that he doesn't need to hunt for food anymore because I give him gooshy food and treatses and snacks all day long. He almost looked like he was listening to me!
posted by jhope71 at 10:20 AM on September 13, 2016 [1 favorite]


Kitty gifts used to include live rats deposited inside the house, so that's why he doesn't have flap privileges anymore.
posted by Artw at 10:26 AM on September 13, 2016 [2 favorites]


I wanna marry her and have lots of cats together
posted by Hermione Granger at 10:37 AM on September 13, 2016 [5 favorites]


Kate McKinnon IMO is in that Bill Clinton-class of people who serve as good case studies for why there should be licensing requirements for high concentrations of charisma. Like if she wanted to I could see her siccing her cat on someone, and as the cat jumps on their head and starts scratching away she intones warmly "he's a great cat, he's really good" and the person is just like "oh yeah, gorgeous cat, really lovely cat" as bits of hair and scalp fly everywhere
posted by invitapriore at 10:42 AM on September 13, 2016 [6 favorites]


Whatever happened to Socks?
posted by Artw at 10:43 AM on September 13, 2016


DAMN YOU KATE MCKINNON I KEEP THINKING I CAN'T LOVE YOU ANY MORE
posted by lumpenprole at 10:46 AM on September 13, 2016 [5 favorites]


Whatever happened to Socks?

You might be happier not knowing.
posted by sparklemotion at 10:47 AM on September 13, 2016


Socks went to live on a beautiful farm in Arkansas in 2009, where he naps in the sun and chases mice all day.
posted by Faint of Butt at 10:55 AM on September 13, 2016 [7 favorites]


It's a dog, actually, full name Hercules Hat.
posted by qcubed at 12:34 PM on September 13, 2016 [3 favorites]


I'm really glad someone is out there promoting cat acceptance.
posted by dutchbint at 12:47 PM on September 13, 2016 [2 favorites]


I want to know more about Mrs. Pants. Pix plx, Mr. Travers!
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 4:58 PM on September 13, 2016 [5 favorites]


I just realized: Kate McKinnon is kind of the spiritual successor to Madeline Kahn, isn't she? Can we get her, you know, paired up and singing with Grover, and/or doing her own take on yes-no-no-[nsfw]?
posted by gusandrews at 8:58 PM on September 13, 2016 [6 favorites]


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