Guess What?

November 18, 2016 4:28 AM

Apple Brings Back the Peach Butt Emoji Finally, a change we can believe in.
posted by I_Love_Bananas (29 comments total)

🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑
posted by rikschell at 4:46 AM on November 18, 2016

Gaffney, SC celebrates
posted by thelonius at 4:47 AM on November 18, 2016 [6 favorites]

But nobody would dare alter the phallic eggplant 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
posted by oneswellfoop at 4:55 AM on November 18, 2016 [1 favorite]

Well 🍠 is a head scratcher. Apparently roasted sweet potato, although the different provider interpretations span quite the range.
posted by RedOrGreen at 5:02 AM on November 18, 2016

The best thing about the classic dirty-peach emoji is that it sparks lewd connotations while still supporting gender inclusiveness via representational ambiguity. Is it a butt? Is it a vagina? WHY NOT BOTH?
posted by middleclasstool at 5:34 AM on November 18, 2016 [7 favorites]

Well, that's just peachy.
posted by zamboni at 5:38 AM on November 18, 2016 [1 favorite]

Eat one.
posted by davebush at 5:41 AM on November 18, 2016 [1 favorite]

I love this because my partner and i call each other sweet peach and sugar plum, and on android (and facebook) it's a peach but my phone changes it to a plum.
posted by FirstMateKate at 5:41 AM on November 18, 2016 [3 favorites]

I grow 👴🏼I grow 👴🏼
I shall wear the 🍑 of my 👖🙄
Shall I part my 💇🏽‍♂️🍑
Do I dare to 😋a 🍑
posted by uncleozzy at 5:44 AM on November 18, 2016 [10 favorites]

😎🍑💨
posted by griphus at 5:51 AM on November 18, 2016 [2 favorites]

I grow 👴🏼I grow 👴🏼
I shall wear the 🍑 of my 👖🙄
Shall I part my 💇🏽‍♂️🍑
Do I dare to 😋a 🍑

❌🤔🎤 to me.
posted by zamboni at 5:51 AM on November 18, 2016

Guess What?

🐔🍑
posted by zamboni at 5:54 AM on November 18, 2016 [46 favorites]

Zamboni FTW.
posted by I_Love_Bananas at 6:28 AM on November 18, 2016

Not the emoji that we want, but the emoji we deserve.
posted by blue_beetle at 6:37 AM on November 18, 2016 [2 favorites]

Apple Brings Back the Peach Butt Emoji Finally, a change we can believe in.
posted by I_Love_Bananas

Fruitiponymous!
posted by chavenet at 6:50 AM on November 18, 2016 [2 favorites]

And people say Apple doesn't care about its users anymore.
posted by SansPoint at 6:53 AM on November 18, 2016 [1 favorite]

I like big peaches and I cannot lie.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 7:12 AM on November 18, 2016 [3 favorites]

Walking on the beaches, textin' all the peaches.
posted by Strange Interlude at 7:29 AM on November 18, 2016

emojis come in a can
they were put there by a man
posted by beerperson at 7:46 AM on November 18, 2016 [4 favorites]

Gotta do something to distract the rubes now that they've admitted "Touch Disease" is real - tho they claim it's your fault for beating nails into concrete with it rather than a well documented design flaw.

(I most certainly have not been hammering in nails with it. I have been using it in its (official Apple) leather - I think the leather shrunk over the past two years. Touchscreen goes bananas and the grey bar appears whenever it's in the case, disappears when I take it out. My appt. is tomorrow at 4:30 to fix.)
posted by Slap*Happy at 8:17 AM on November 18, 2016

Touchscreen goes bananas

Don't worry, OP loves bananas
posted by beerperson at 8:25 AM on November 18, 2016 [1 favorite]

You know, Nic Cage can, uh, eat that emoji for hours.

🚬
posted by sparklemotion at 9:00 AM on November 18, 2016 [1 favorite]

MetaFilter: Is it a butt? Is it a vagina? WHY NOT BOTH? 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑
posted by glhaynes at 9:28 AM on November 18, 2016

where does the butt start
posted by beerperson at 9:50 AM on November 18, 2016

I love this because my partner and i call each other sweet peach and sugar plum, and on android (and facebook) it's a peach but my phone changes it to a plum.

I have eaten
the 🍑🍑🍑
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
wait what
they're peaches on your phone?

Huh
they're plums on mine
that's weird
never mind
posted by prize bull octorok at 10:09 AM on November 18, 2016 [18 favorites]

One more emoji for singles to feel alienated.
posted by Madeoffailure at 8:36 AM on November 20, 2016

Madeoffailure: What? Single people don't have butts?
posted by SansPoint at 2:41 PM on November 20, 2016 [2 favorites]

Well there's a sploosh in the UTF
And the eggplant looks quite erect
And if you can't finger-poke the peach you love, honey,
Poke the peach you're with, poke the peach you're with,
Poke the peach you're with, poke the peach you're with.

doo doo doo doo doo-doo doodoo
posted by middleclasstool at 6:14 AM on November 21, 2016

doo-doo run run run, doo-doo run run
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 7:51 AM on November 21, 2016