This Holiday Season…eh, screw it.
December 25, 2016 12:15 PM   Subscribe

In 2008 my mother called and told me since I was away at school, I wouldn’t be in the Christmas photo that year. She jokingly suggested I “sober up” and send out my own Christmas cards.
posted by Johnny Wallflower (8 comments total) 10 users marked this as a favorite
Well at least him mom can rest assured that her son has never actually bought coke.
posted by Stonestock Relentless at 12:22 PM on December 25, 2016 [3 favorites]

The snowman cracks me up.
posted by njohnson23 at 12:46 PM on December 25, 2016 [3 favorites]

i send out xmas ards every year, this year is fairly traditional, but last year was creepy angel demon baby.
posted by PinkMoose at 1:29 PM on December 25, 2016

these are all awesome but the Santanic sacrifice is my favorite. now I need a candy cane dagger!
posted by supermedusa at 1:31 PM on December 25, 2016 [2 favorites]

Holy shit I've always harbored fantasies of this but whoa he destroys even my best ideas. Serious kudos.
posted by nevercalm at 3:38 PM on December 25, 2016

I just assumed the buzzfeed etc... screenshots were part of the series.
posted by srboisvert at 3:54 PM on December 25, 2016 [2 favorites]

Love the fuck 2016.
posted by jenfullmoon at 7:00 PM on December 25, 2016

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