I give you my heart (and other organs)

February 14, 2017 4:30 PM

Valentine's Day is almost over across the world, but if you've forgotten a card for your loved one, it's not too late to send An ecard inspired by that most romantic of filmmakers.
posted by smoke (8 comments total)

Bookmarking these for next year, thanks!
posted by bigendian at 4:43 PM on February 14, 2017

Printing out a Videodrome one and penning in "Ours is the video love made flesh."

My wife will love it...it's a good thing we found each other.
posted by Abehammerb Lincoln at 5:02 PM on February 14, 2017 [1 favorite]

Kinda related: when TIFF here in Toronto put on a Cronenberg retrospective a couple of years ago, the gift shop had a baby onesie on sale that was emblazoned with "Long Live the New Flesh."
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 5:11 PM on February 14, 2017 [5 favorites]

Thank you for this gift.
posted by Jairus at 5:43 PM on February 14, 2017

*inserts Looney Toones video in belly vagina*
*explodes*
posted by jonmc at 6:08 PM on February 14, 2017 [2 favorites]

Even a card from Crimes of the Future. I'm impressed.
posted by coolxcool=rad at 6:49 PM on February 14, 2017

I get *SHIVERS* whenever I see you...
Your love makes me want to make "eastern promises" *wink wink*
When can we have that "naked lunch" you keep hinting at?
Why are your orifices all weepy and for god's sake, why are they all talking in different languages?
posted by cyclotronboy at 7:06 PM on February 14, 2017 [2 favorites]

Valentine, could you rub some of that powder on my lips?
posted by under_petticoat_rule at 6:58 AM on February 15, 2017