Bean me up, Scotty.
April 7, 2017 11:56 AM   Subscribe

Things full of beans that shouldn't be full of beans... [SLFB] Sadly, no plates, but I think those are where beans belong.
posted by jferg (25 comments total) 4 users marked this as a favorite
 
Speaking of beans. (NSFW)
posted by Splunge at 12:18 PM on April 7, 2017 [3 favorites]


Hey, my tax refund came!
posted by Greg_Ace at 12:42 PM on April 7, 2017 [2 favorites]


Ugh. I'm natto a fan.
posted by maryr at 12:42 PM on April 7, 2017 [3 favorites]


This way to a cowboy's breakfast
posted by chavenet at 12:44 PM on April 7, 2017 [2 favorites]


My reaction to this is how other people react to posts about spiders or cilantro. I failed to nope-away beforehand, but after a couple of photos, I had to close the tab. Arghh! Why did I look? Why?
posted by Ivan Fyodorovich at 12:49 PM on April 7, 2017 [1 favorite]


No.

No.

You did a bad, this is very bad.

Please tag as NSFL. Blerch.
posted by Tevin at 12:50 PM on April 7, 2017 [4 favorites]


It's actually making me feel not-as-freaked out to know that other people also freaked out so viscerally to this.
posted by MCMikeNamara at 12:52 PM on April 7, 2017 [4 favorites]


Nowhere on my list of "things I totally didn't expect to see today" did the following two items appear:

- the chamber of a bolt-action rifle full of beans

- a banana skin full of beans
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 12:58 PM on April 7, 2017


I was going to comment, but I'm overthinking it.
posted by smirkette at 1:08 PM on April 7, 2017 [4 favorites]


Needs more John Waters:

"messy bits from the movie A Dirty Shame"
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posted by mandolin conspiracy at 1:15 PM on April 7, 2017


I do not like this.
posted by sandettie light vessel automatic at 1:18 PM on April 7, 2017


I find this disturbing and unhelpful.
posted by hippybear at 1:19 PM on April 7, 2017 [1 favorite]


"Is actually Mosbean Nagant." Oy vey.
posted by endotoxin at 1:26 PM on April 7, 2017 [1 favorite]


I was totally expecting to see this instead.
posted by sriracha at 1:37 PM on April 7, 2017 [1 favorite]


It's Time For...
posted by oneswellfoop at 2:07 PM on April 7, 2017


In my opinion there's a huge category of Japanese food that counts as this: anything containing red bean paste.

Seriously, that stuff is nasty. Sweet beans, no, just no. And they put it in so many things. They even make red bean paste flavored ice cream.
posted by sotonohito at 2:11 PM on April 7, 2017


Fine … I'll do it.

MetaFilter: Things full of beans that shouldn't be full of beans.
posted by Kabanos at 2:17 PM on April 7, 2017 [6 favorites]


I don't know how those people got beans stuck in their banana /rifle or why.
posted by postel's law at 3:06 PM on April 7, 2017


Better beans.
posted by cjorgensen at 3:19 PM on April 7, 2017 [1 favorite]


Most of the pictures were weird but tolerable, but the banana skin filled with beans made me feel uncomfortable in a way that I wouldn't have thought possible. Ew.
posted by Literaryhero at 5:09 PM on April 7, 2017 [2 favorites]


I always use dried beans. Stuffing the wet ones is bad for the gun.
posted by Mr. Yuck at 7:00 PM on April 7, 2017 [1 favorite]


So much nope in one small can.
posted by blue_beetle at 12:38 PM on April 8, 2017


I always tell my cat Frank that he's full of beans.
posted by matildaben at 7:58 PM on April 8, 2017


Put those beans back in the can, or the kid gets hurt!
posted by BlueHorse at 9:59 PM on April 8, 2017


Seriously, that stuff is nasty. Sweet beans, no, just no. And they put it in so many things. They even make red bean paste flavored ice cream.

You are incorrect and wrong because sometimes you need an ice cream that also has as much protein as a muscle shake, but that's OK, it just means more delicious adzuki for me.
posted by maryr at 8:33 PM on April 10, 2017 [1 favorite]


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