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April 15, 2017 9:12 PM

SATANIC ENERGY DRINK Transcribed and Harmonised (slyt)
posted by benzenedream (15 comments total)

why is this so funny
posted by yueliang at 9:18 PM on April 15, 2017

why is this so funny

Satan already has you, that's why.
posted by Samizdata at 10:04 PM on April 15, 2017 [2 favorites]

This is... inverse Peter Frampton?
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 10:13 PM on April 15, 2017 [1 favorite]

“Do you know what a milf is?”

I will begin every conversation about beverages in this way from now on.
posted by Fizz at 10:19 PM on April 15, 2017 [9 favorites]

Pareidolia is a hell of a drug.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 10:23 PM on April 15, 2017

But Jesus says drugs are bad!
posted by Samizdata at 10:29 PM on April 15, 2017

This is... inverse Peter Frampton?

I was thinking inverse Lambert, Hendricks & Ross.
posted by knuckle tattoos at 11:13 AM on April 16, 2017 [1 favorite]

For more context on imitating the intonations of speech with music, check this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvT_6RIaPJ8
posted by RobotHero at 12:08 PM on April 16, 2017 [2 favorites]

But the Book of Revelation was written in Greek, not Hebrew. This Satanic energy drink conspiracy needs to get its shit straight and rebrand itself as χξϛonster Energy
posted by a mirror and an encyclopedia at 12:16 PM on April 16, 2017 [4 favorites]

After watching the video last night, I chose the Minimalism playlist in Apple Music. It led off with Steve Reich's WTC 9/11, which uses a similar technique for a much different feel.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 1:45 PM on April 16, 2017 [1 favorite]

Robot Hero:

For more context on imitating the intonations of speech with music, check this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvT_6RIaPJ8

And then subscribe to his channel if you're interested in music and music theory. Adam Neely is consistently entertaining and informative.

And if you're interested in more harmonizations, check out Publio Delgado's work in the area—it's fantastic. His other stuff is cool too.
posted by defenestration at 5:15 PM on April 16, 2017 [1 favorite]

Judging from the way that sickly acid beverage burns the dentine in ones teeth when it wriggles it's way under the gums, I'm inclined to agree with her.
posted by CynicalKnight at 6:52 PM on April 16, 2017

Let me tell you about acid and teeth. I ate most of a bag of Doritos Ruleta del Diablo Extra Acido a few months ago and couldn't brush the gums next to my crowns for over a week. I wince just thinking about it. What causes that?
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 8:45 PM on April 16, 2017

I mean, just eating regular corn chips a little too quickly will abrade the gums some, so I can only image what added acid would end up doing...
posted by Valued Customer at 3:49 PM on April 17, 2017

I second Publio Delgado. He's a genius.

Favorite #1: Jones Big Ass truck rentals & storage

Favorite #2: Tano Pasman

Extremely talented. And funny!

[edit: Someone beat me to it]
posted by adamd1 at 11:20 AM on April 18, 2017 [1 favorite]