You're lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
April 16, 2017 6:59 PM   Subscribe

Bet you didn't think a turtle sneezing would be so adorable. If you prefer to watch mostly mammals sneeze, here's a ten-minute compilation [both videos have occasional annoying human noises].
posted by Johnny Wallflower (12 comments total) 10 users marked this as a favorite
N.B.– The compilation has camels and llamas spitting, not sneezing. Those guys are seriously rude.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 7:00 PM on April 16

Perhaps the turtle is allergic to youth.
posted by Atrahasis at 7:18 PM on April 16

A childhood spent watching WB cartoons led me to believe the sneezing turtle would shoot backwards out of its shell.
posted by jamaro at 7:31 PM on April 16 [14 favorites]

WARNING: flying chunks of snot as you get further in.
posted by bonobothegreat at 8:00 PM on April 16

Bless you.
posted by adept256 at 8:02 PM on April 16

My favorites are this dog and this cat.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 8:21 PM on April 16 [2 favorites]

My reaction to the turtle sneeze is exactly the same as the human audio in the video. Omgomgomg
posted by Mizu at 8:23 PM on April 16 [2 favorites]

I'm starting to think that sneezing on unsuspecting humans is what horses do for laughs. Llamas and camels, though, that's a warning, isn't it?

Also, while adorable sans discharge, the snotapalooza versions of cat sneezing are seriously disturbing.
posted by Ivan Fyodorovich at 8:45 PM on April 16

Llamas and camels, though, that's a warning, isn't it?

Nope, that's sheer hatred. Camels and Llamas are the Sith of the animal world,.
posted by happyroach at 9:40 PM on April 16

I certainly enjoyed the sneezing stuff, but love the title of the post. One of my many favorite bits from one of my favorite novels. I'd doff my cap, if I had one on, Johnny Wallflower!
posted by but no cigar at 12:24 AM on April 17 [1 favorite]

thaaaaaaaaaaat was everythiiiiiing. im dead.
posted by numaner at 10:10 AM on April 20

this little guy is also super cute
posted by numaner at 10:23 AM on April 20

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