Savage Love's Kleenex Study.
May 1, 2002 1:11 PM   Subscribe

Savage Love's Kleenex Study. The previous links reminded me of this gem from Dan Savage's past. Makes me want to switch to towels.
posted by ashbury (10 comments total)

It's a geocities site, so maybe somebody should mirror it.
posted by ashbury at 1:12 PM on May 1, 2002

Oy! I forgot to mention that this isn't entirely worksafe. My Bad!
posted by ashbury at 1:14 PM on May 1, 2002

I find towels much more comfortable anyway. However: the weird redirecting that the page does is easily countered with the back-button.
posted by disso at 1:33 PM on May 1, 2002

Mirrored version
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 1:35 PM on May 1, 2002

Does anyone else here use the, uh, sock method? It seems almost universal amongst many of my younger friends, almost unheard of amongst guys my age and older.

It seems efficient, at the very least, and now I think I know why I always seem to be one sock short of a pair ;-)
posted by WolfDaddy at 1:45 PM on May 1, 2002

How can anyone say that quality is going down around here when we are treated to works that include the phrase "a tsunami of spunk"? Poetry. Sheer poetry.
posted by yhbc at 1:50 PM on May 1, 2002

I don't understand using towels. That's kinda freaky. For a start it means you need to clean them yourself since they'd be all sticky.. and you don't get a towel sticky by drying yourself off after a shower!

As all women know, the best method is to put it in your hand and rub it into your face. It keeps your skin soft and clear of spots. Perhaps more acne-ridden teenagers should follow their mothers' advice.
posted by wackybrit at 2:02 PM on May 1, 2002

I prefer the bucket method.

Once I'm getting close to "the moment", my wife catches me and whacks me in the head with a bucket. No messy spills to clean up and I save on laundry!
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 2:09 PM on May 1, 2002

i am controlling myself from posting in this thread.. there's already enough bad material that people can hold over my head, in the future... damn you future-people!
posted by lotsofno at 5:31 PM on May 1, 2002

Take a shower, save a tissue?
posted by G_Ask at 7:27 PM on May 1, 2002

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