Me, I'm from Pretzelvania
July 5, 2017 10:12 PM   Subscribe

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posted by desuetude (19 comments total) 8 users marked this as a favorite
 
That's even more fun than the 50-state post just two spots down in the blue. Says someone who grew up in Pretzelvania (and – although now living in Pork Lo Maine – just finished eating a bunch of pretzels from down that way).
posted by LeLiLo at 10:26 PM on July 5, 2017


"Pretzelvania" is pretty apt, given that that's where the Hanover of Snyder's of Hanover fame is located.

Bizarrely, though, Penn State pretzels come from the UK, which really messed with me the first time I saw that brand.
posted by DoctorFedora at 10:44 PM on July 5, 2017 [1 favorite]


Oh come on, Texmexas is cheating.
posted by darksasami at 10:52 PM on July 5, 2017 [5 favorites]


I'm originally from Berryland and went to college in Liverginia, neither of which made me laugh half so hard as Swissconsin, a state I've only been to once.
posted by desuetude at 11:16 PM on July 5, 2017 [1 favorite]


What, no Ro-Maine?
posted by briank at 4:54 AM on July 6, 2017


If you only see 29 states like I did, you can see the rest here.
posted by bitslayer at 5:58 AM on July 6, 2017 [5 favorites]


Oh come on, Texmexas is cheating.

That's in honor of the Anglo settlement history. The cheating.
posted by GenjiandProust at 6:27 AM on July 6, 2017 [1 favorite]


South Dacocoapuffs was the one that got me.
posted by Navelgazer at 6:32 AM on July 6, 2017 [2 favorites]


Nebraskebab made me hungry.
posted by emjaybee at 6:46 AM on July 6, 2017 [1 favorite]


"Pretzelvania" is pretty apt, given that that's where the Hanover of Snyder's of Hanover fame is located.


Don't forget about Snyder's of Berlin because you can't have just one pretzel company named Snyders.
posted by octothorpe at 6:49 AM on July 6, 2017 [2 favorites]


Kalefornia = apt
Waffleaska = stretch
posted by bluejayway at 8:38 AM on July 6, 2017


Juneau what? I think you're right about Waffleaska.
posted by emelenjr at 8:45 AM on July 6, 2017


I would have gone with Minnesoda Crackers, myself.
posted by nickmark at 9:02 AM on July 6, 2017 [1 favorite]


No District of Comumbo-sauce?
posted by the sobsister at 9:42 AM on July 6, 2017


I'm a bit disappointed in Mashedachusetts. I thought it was going to be Bassachusetts (as in the fish)!
posted by floweredfish at 1:27 PM on July 6, 2017


Don't forget about Snyder's of Berlin because you can't have just one pretzel company named Snyders.
Pennsylvania: the state where everyone is named Snyder. I grew up near at least one Snyder Road, not far from a big store called Snyder’s, and, yes, with pretzels available at the supermarket from two unrelated companies called Snyder’s.
posted by DoctorFedora at 2:50 PM on July 6, 2017


Vermonticelli?
posted by idiopath at 3:26 PM on July 6, 2017


Vermonte Cristo!
posted by nickmark at 3:52 PM on July 6, 2017


> Waffleaska = stretch

And "Baked Alaska" was right there. Pity.
posted by tonycpsu at 9:26 PM on July 6, 2017


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