KITTEN DOESN’T WANT TO BE FED. KITTEN WANTS TO HUNT.

August 4, 2017 10:41 PM

It's hard to tell which is uppermost in your mind, "Awwww" or "Ahhhh!": behold Jurassic Kitten, (including outtakes). Some like the sequel even better: Purrassic World. But if light sabers are more your thing, you may prefer Darth Kitten, or Star Wars: The Kitten Awakens (also with outtakes).
posted by Johnny Wallflower (7 comments total)

I read once someplace (not bothering to search) the idea that if dogs were the size of cars, people would still want one, but if cats were the size of cars they'd be illegal as pets.

As a cat person, I'm not going to disagree.

For starters, the strain on the waste management system carting away all that litter and waste would bankrupt most cities.
posted by hippybear at 10:53 PM on August 4, 2017 [4 favorites]

Almost forgot: Jurassic kittens previously.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 10:54 PM on August 4, 2017 [2 favorites]

Don't neglect the hypothetical other way round.
posted by bartleby at 1:29 AM on August 5, 2017 [2 favorites]

Loved this! Somehow the raptor-sized cats looke much scarier than the raptors themselves/ Possibly because I've lived with (and been bitten by) cats.

Those two kids in that ball thing are really in trouble...
posted by Fuchsoid at 7:29 AM on August 5, 2017

Oh sure, when I was married, we owned guns and always said that if the cats had opposable thumbs we would have had to srore them offsite, just in case we rubbed their bellies just a second too long...

n.b. it was a community property state so I say "we" but I divorced the weapons as well as the man.
posted by janey47 at 11:08 AM on August 5, 2017

Hell, a 25 lbs Maine Coon with a mean streak would make me really nervous. I'm a big guy and I can only just physically master a 12 lb moggie.
posted by wotsac at 12:42 PM on August 5, 2017 [1 favorite]

There's those videos about that guy who is friends with a group of lions and shows him rolling around with them and stuff, and I wonder if they left out the scenes which resulted in stitches or if they're really just that gentle with him.
posted by hippybear at 1:40 PM on August 5, 2017 [1 favorite]