At the end of a terrible week, a brief respite
August 18, 2017 3:03 PM   Subscribe

 
why am i here and not there
posted by poffin boffin at 3:12 PM on August 18, 2017 [6 favorites]


Not as restful if one just watched the video of the snail eating a hermit crab.
posted by lagomorphius at 3:31 PM on August 18, 2017 [1 favorite]


That's lovely. Thank you for sharing it.
posted by mixedmetaphors at 4:24 PM on August 18, 2017


why am i here and not there

If you were there you'd be dead in about 1.5 seconds as you slammed into the beach at some unhappy fraction of terminal velocity.
posted by los pantalones del muerte at 4:44 PM on August 18, 2017 [3 favorites]


Yeah, you'd be dead as pants.
posted by leotrotsky at 5:53 PM on August 18, 2017 [1 favorite]


That's very wonderful, but how do you make it full-screen?
posted by yesster at 6:22 PM on August 18, 2017 [1 favorite]


EVERYTHING STILL AWFUL. INCREASE POWER TO TROPICAL WAVES LOOP BY FACTOR 4.
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 7:16 PM on August 18, 2017 [1 favorite]


thanks ruiners, i definitely shouldn't even be allowed to enjoy a 30 second video, good work
posted by poffin boffin at 8:48 PM on August 18, 2017 [3 favorites]


You could be there and at neutral buoyancy. Even more relaxing.
posted by LarsC at 9:18 PM on August 18, 2017


thanks ruiners…

Glad to be of service, [ma'am/sir/neutral-gender-honorific-of-your-choice]. My work here today is done.

*doffs hat*
Hi-yo Funkiller away…
posted by los pantalones del muerte at 9:35 PM on August 18, 2017 [1 favorite]


antieponysterical
posted by Night_owl at 10:02 PM on August 18, 2017 [3 favorites]


I want full-screen too! How might that be achieved??
posted by I_Love_Bananas at 6:35 AM on August 19, 2017


In Firefox: right-click the page, select View Page Info, look through the Media tab for items of type Video.

Here's what I got by doing that: https://scontent-syd2-1.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/20956505_112104949492870_5619398677371027456_n.mp4
posted by flabdablet at 6:46 AM on August 19, 2017


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