Frederick the Great suggests that you go behind that bush over there
January 6, 2018 9:18 AM   Subscribe

[Disclosure: I contributed a couple myself, of the many hundreds of replies there now are. Nonetheless, if this constitutes self-linking, please delete.]
posted by Major Clanger at 9:22 AM on January 6, 2018 [1 favorite]

Such fine work. I’m not even joking.
posted by chesty_a_arthur at 9:30 AM on January 6, 2018 [1 favorite]

I enjoyed that!
posted by Glinn at 10:00 AM on January 6, 2018

posted by mochapickle at 11:18 AM on January 6, 2018

Excellent work - very funny.
posted by mogget at 12:09 PM on January 6, 2018

I laughed so hard I had to go into the bathroom. Who are these people, and why do they keep coming up with such funny captions?

Lady Hamilton is thankful that this time Horatio has remembered to wash his hands...

No... she is wafting away a fart & trying to blame it on the dog....

Now I'm laughing so hard my chest hurts.
posted by BlueHorse at 12:33 PM on January 6, 2018 [1 favorite]

Missing a very important one
posted by growabrain at 12:39 PM on January 6, 2018

This made my day. Fun for the whole family!
posted by I_Love_Bananas at 12:52 PM on January 6, 2018

Parents of young children should appreciate this one
posted by TedW at 1:25 PM on January 6, 2018 [1 favorite]

Well, this was an early Godwin...

Oh sorry, I misheard, you want to know where the Schmitt house was?
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 1:37 PM on January 6, 2018

If Mallory Ortberg doesn’t get in this thread, I will be sorely disappointed.
posted by matildaben at 1:55 PM on January 6, 2018

Twitter may be a cesspool but at least there are some helpful folks there who can guide you to more sanitary accommodations.
posted by The Ardship of Cambry at 2:09 PM on January 6, 2018 [1 favorite]

Even though at the end of Episode VIII the Toast was ended and its contributors scattered, we see that it continues to live in as inspiration...
posted by happyroach at 3:10 PM on January 6, 2018 [2 favorites]

posted by Major Clanger
posted by adept256 at 5:48 PM on January 6, 2018

Pointing to the toilets, or playing pull my finger,
posted by Ursula Hitler at 5:07 AM on January 7, 2018

Is there a historical reason for so many of these?
posted by gucci mane at 3:18 PM on January 7, 2018

When you gotta go you gotta go. Even during a battle.
posted by kirkaracha at 7:34 AM on January 8, 2018

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