LL When the Postmen Wear the Shorts
January 15, 2018 9:33 AM   Subscribe

 
Well it was an interesting journey, even if a bit bumpy...
posted by westmorelander at 10:03 AM on January 15, 2018 [1 favorite]


Is McSweeney's writing for the New Yorker now?
posted by escape from the potato planet at 10:34 AM on January 15, 2018 [8 favorites]


ooh goodie, now do "Dear Yvette"
posted by chavenet at 11:06 AM on January 15, 2018


...the hell did I just read?
posted by MissySedai at 11:32 AM on January 15, 2018


This thing would be completely redeemed if LL got offended by it and then released a diss track about The New Yorker.
posted by box at 11:35 AM on January 15, 2018 [3 favorites]


I thought "Mama Said Knock You Out" was a diss track about The New Yorker.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 12:35 PM on January 15, 2018 [2 favorites]


Ladies Love Lists!
posted by JennyJupiter at 12:46 PM on January 15, 2018 [1 favorite]


> TheWhiteSkull:
"I thought "Mama Said Knock You Out" was a diss track about The New Yorker."

"Mama Said Knock Out 1,000 Words About LL Cool J"
posted by chavenet at 1:53 PM on January 15, 2018 [1 favorite]


I agree with 49 out of 50 (I don't have strong feelings about trigonometry).
posted by The corpse in the library at 4:50 PM on January 15, 2018 [1 favorite]


Is McSweeney's writing for the New Yorker now?

I had the exact same thought.
posted by davebush at 5:29 PM on January 15, 2018


LL Letting Their Voicemail Box Fill and Fill and Fill Until It Is Full and No One Can Get to Them

This is very true, but it is very narrowly supplanted by LL Getting a New Phone and Never Setting Up the Voicemail Box at All, Reasoning that Anyone Who Really Needs to Get to Them Can Just Text Instead.
posted by yasaman at 5:44 PM on January 15, 2018


I really do love little porcelain bowls, though.
posted by palomar at 5:56 PM on January 15, 2018




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posted by SinAesthetic at 10:09 AM on January 17, 2018


How do you write 50 of these and not include LL Bean?
posted by Jon Mitchell at 11:28 PM on January 17, 2018


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