DOGS! DOGS! DOGS!
January 15, 2018 3:36 PM   Subscribe

Good dogs! Naughty dogs! Snapchat dogs!
posted by Johnny Wallflower (21 comments total) 11 users marked this as a favorite
 
I have been derelict in my doggo duty.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 3:37 PM on January 15, 2018 [6 favorites]


I will never tire of dogs wearing shame signs. I don’t even know which is my favorite. I think it’s either banana allergy, granny panties, or stolen supper. Stolen supper looks so happy.
posted by uncleozzy at 3:50 PM on January 15, 2018 [3 favorites]


How about lowland chorgi attacks on innocent bottles?
posted by drewbage1847 at 3:53 PM on January 15, 2018


I've seen it before but I love it each time. The one with a wood deck with a dog shaped dry spot. "sudden burst of rain" 10 to 1 its a Labrador because they'd stay 30 minutes in a downpour enjoying the wet.
posted by Homo neanderthalensis at 4:03 PM on January 15, 2018 [2 favorites]


I would love to know what kind these are.
posted by bonobothegreat at 4:26 PM on January 15, 2018


*me for the past half hour*

grr I don't want to go to work tomorrow I just learned I have to do some kind of last minute scramble to get a guy a visa for Nigeria and it's going to take too long and he's going to be nagging me the whole two weeks because he needs it back and no one understands that they need all this paperwork and I'm going to have to deal with that and...

*me after then reading the snapchat dogs thread*

*delighted giggling, happy sigh* .....Okay, I feel way better now.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 4:34 PM on January 15, 2018 [1 favorite]


I have been derelict in my doggo duty.
posted by Johnny Wallflower


Nonsense. Your posts are shining beacons in a land of darkness. Metafilter Wallflowers when it comes Wallflower time.
posted by Splunge at 4:34 PM on January 15, 2018 [4 favorites]


A lot of "dog shaming" photos make me kind of sad because they are usually just dogs doing dog things and you can be annoyed with them, sure, but dogs gonna dog.

#5, though, the dog that snuck onto the UPS truck is the best. I also like #15, the dog who is too lazy to jump in the car.

Dogs are good.
posted by darksong at 4:51 PM on January 15, 2018 [4 favorites]


MORE DOGS. I DEMAND MORE DOGS ALWAYS.
posted by turbid dahlia at 4:52 PM on January 15, 2018 [2 favorites]


As far as I can tell, none of my cats has peed on another one of my cats.
posted by wotsac at 6:21 PM on January 15, 2018 [2 favorites]


DOGS DOGS DOGS
posted by idiopath at 6:32 PM on January 15, 2018 [1 favorite]


I mean.. you left pupper alone for a few hours with mouth watering pizza. What did you expect?

Hell, you leave ANYONE alone with a mouth watering pizza on the counter and your more than likely to find a piece missing.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm pizza.
posted by jonnay at 6:47 PM on January 15, 2018 [2 favorites]


7. That face could melt steal beams.

This caption could form the basis of a really fascinating thesis or three.
posted by Celsius1414 at 7:26 PM on January 15, 2018 [2 favorites]


Hell, you leave ANYONE alone with a mouth watering pizza on the counter and your more than likely to find a piece missing.

What gets me is there was pizza remaining.
posted by turbid dahlia at 7:40 PM on January 15, 2018 [3 favorites]


No Dog Classifieds?
posted by genpfault at 7:54 PM on January 15, 2018 [2 favorites]


I really love these threads. Today is 2 weeks since I had to do a dog owner's worst duty. Threads like this make the tears way happier. [sorry to be a bummer, I really do love these threads]
posted by DigDoug at 9:36 AM on January 16, 2018 [4 favorites]


Dog hugs, DigDoug.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 11:13 AM on January 16, 2018 [3 favorites]


Dog Classifieds -- "LARGE CUBE OF DOGS. I have over 160 canines stacked and arranged in a very specific way so as to all fit in a single room. Buyer must purchase and move entire collection and room. No exceptions. $3,000,000."
Genpfault, that is... wow....
posted by TrishaU at 5:32 PM on January 16, 2018


Please stop calling yourselves mommy and daddy of your dogs. It's really gross.
posted by charlesminus at 7:23 PM on January 16, 2018 [1 favorite]


literally millions of mommies and daddies of dogs disagree with that
posted by numaner at 3:12 PM on January 17, 2018 [3 favorites]


sort of a the opposite of dog shaming, I once used one of Emily McDowell's Everyday Achievement Awards certificate paper for my ex-roommate's dog when he finally pooped in the snow two years ago.
posted by numaner at 3:16 PM on January 17, 2018 [3 favorites]


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