Watch, Listen, Learn

January 31, 2018 9:28 AM

YOUTUBE IS FOR YELLING...if you're not angry, you're doing it wrong.
posted by CheapB (19 comments total)

YOU ARE A FRAUD TO THIS REGIME!
posted by mittens at 10:22 AM on January 31, 2018 [3 favorites]

I love her so very much.
posted by teleri025 at 10:32 AM on January 31, 2018 [1 favorite]

She is so smart and funny.
posted by agatha_magatha at 10:56 AM on January 31, 2018

This is a regime of Amazonian beavers, and we will not fail our mission!!
posted by xingcat at 11:14 AM on January 31, 2018 [5 favorites]

I am dying from her How to be a Hufflepuff, and How to be a Slytherin.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 11:49 AM on January 31, 2018 [4 favorites]

Previously

My wife and I spent most of December being OBSESSED with her.
posted by Bulgaroktonos at 12:15 PM on January 31, 2018 [1 favorite]

Absolutely love Sailor J. Well deserved viral success - the comedic timing of her editing is just brilliant.
posted by allegedly at 12:19 PM on January 31, 2018 [4 favorites]

I HATE HER FOR MAKING ME WANT TO LOG ON TO YOUTUBE! _{to push that like button}
posted by flamewise at 12:23 PM on January 31, 2018 [1 favorite]

I love how she repeatedly consults her wrist on any time-related matters, whether or not the non-existent watch would even help.
posted by Merus at 1:21 PM on January 31, 2018 [4 favorites]

Love herrrrrrr
posted by photoslob at 1:29 PM on January 31, 2018

regime of Amazonian beavers

I thought we were going to call it Crone Island?
posted by supermedusa at 3:06 PM on January 31, 2018 [1 favorite]

I watch her videos in the morning- starts the day off right!
posted by Mouse Army at 3:14 PM on January 31, 2018

Genius!
posted by Coaticass at 4:51 PM on January 31, 2018

Sadly biased against Hufflepuff though.
posted by Coaticass at 4:55 PM on January 31, 2018

MetaFilter: you are required to hate everything with a penis
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 7:24 PM on January 31, 2018 [2 favorites]

How to be a Hufflepuff

as a Hufflepuff I find this very accurate.
posted by numaner at 2:42 PM on February 1, 2018

honestly just do what you please because within 5 minutes of speaking to him he's going to tell you how much he doesn't like makeup on women anyway
posted by numaner at 3:10 PM on February 1, 2018 [2 favorites]

she is so hilarious. I actually missed this when it was first posted because the title didn't let on it was Sailor J, but I watched it just now and remembered the "youtube is for yelling" line. I hope she ends up having a great career in comedy, she has such talent!
posted by 5_13_23_42_69_666 at 11:28 AM on February 3, 2018 [1 favorite]

New one about Thoughts and Prayers makeup.
posted by GCU Sweet and Full of Grace at 1:07 PM on February 19, 2018 [2 favorites]