48. Porkins Chronicles (2064)
February 14, 2018 8:06 PM Subscribe
I can't possibly wait 6 years for Gonk: The Musical
posted by All Out of Lulz at 8:13 PM on February 14, 2018 [6 favorites]
posted by All Out of Lulz at 8:13 PM on February 14, 2018 [6 favorites]
boy, that sure is a joke that keeps on going
as the old saying goes, "Brevity is the soul of wit, except that sometimes, you might arguably be better served by something much longer and much more drawn out; however, there is at least a significant chance that you run the risk of doing harm to the effect of something otherwise far more compact and focused."
posted by DoctorFedora at 8:28 PM on February 14, 2018 [16 favorites]
as the old saying goes, "Brevity is the soul of wit, except that sometimes, you might arguably be better served by something much longer and much more drawn out; however, there is at least a significant chance that you run the risk of doing harm to the effect of something otherwise far more compact and focused."
posted by DoctorFedora at 8:28 PM on February 14, 2018 [16 favorites]
Someone pointed out recently that "We won't live to see the last Star Wars movie." Which, yeah, but man.
My grandfather enjoyed Star Wars quite a bit. I'm not sure if it's better or worse that he died before prequels.
Kidding of course. I'd do quite a lot to have another conversation with him and I think he would have enjoyed TLJ.
posted by Pogo_Fuzzybutt at 8:32 PM on February 14, 2018
My grandfather enjoyed Star Wars quite a bit. I'm not sure if it's better or worse that he died before prequels.
Kidding of course. I'd do quite a lot to have another conversation with him and I think he would have enjoyed TLJ.
posted by Pogo_Fuzzybutt at 8:32 PM on February 14, 2018
Still waiting for my Porg Xenobiologist Eco-Thriller In Spaaaace, Disney
posted by nicebookrack at 8:39 PM on February 14, 2018 [3 favorites]
posted by nicebookrack at 8:39 PM on February 14, 2018 [3 favorites]
Star Wars 2: Electric Boogaloo
The working title of the holiday special?
posted by traveler_ at 8:47 PM on February 14, 2018 [2 favorites]
The working title of the holiday special?
posted by traveler_ at 8:47 PM on February 14, 2018 [2 favorites]
Needs more crossovers with properties that Disney actually owns (of course, by the years farther out on the bit, they could own everything...)
Snow White and the Seven Ewoks
The Little Wookieemaid
Wall-E-D-2
Finding 3PO
Lando & Ferb
Skywalker: Homecoming
Black Bantha
X-Wing-Men
Yoda's Pilgrimage to Muppetland
Porgs and Pigs in Space
I could go on... with the Fox merger they could also do A New Bart...
posted by oneswellfoop at 8:49 PM on February 14, 2018 [7 favorites]
Snow White and the Seven Ewoks
The Little Wookieemaid
Wall-E-D-2
Finding 3PO
Lando & Ferb
Skywalker: Homecoming
Black Bantha
X-Wing-Men
Yoda's Pilgrimage to Muppetland
Porgs and Pigs in Space
I could go on... with the Fox merger they could also do A New Bart...
posted by oneswellfoop at 8:49 PM on February 14, 2018 [7 favorites]
Well now I'm mad because this is over twice the number of fake Star Trek concepts I've come up with for my novelty twitter account.
posted by ckape at 8:52 PM on February 14, 2018 [8 favorites]
posted by ckape at 8:52 PM on February 14, 2018 [8 favorites]
I await the inevitable Sarlacc-featuring romantic comedy.
posted by killdevil at 8:58 PM on February 14, 2018 [3 favorites]
posted by killdevil at 8:58 PM on February 14, 2018 [3 favorites]
"Desperately Seeking Sarlacc"?
posted by ZeusHumms at 9:01 PM on February 14, 2018 [17 favorites]
posted by ZeusHumms at 9:01 PM on February 14, 2018 [17 favorites]
"I didn't realize John Hodgman was writing another book of COMPLETE WORLD KNOWLEDGE!"
posted by DoctorFedora at 9:01 PM on February 14, 2018 [3 favorites]
posted by DoctorFedora at 9:01 PM on February 14, 2018 [3 favorites]
Still waiting for my Porg Xenobiologist Eco-Thriller In Spaaaace, Disney
To heck with that, do a crossover with the Muppets: Poooooooorgs Innnnn Spaaaaaaace...
posted by ZeusHumms at 9:02 PM on February 14, 2018 [1 favorite]
To heck with that, do a crossover with the Muppets: Poooooooorgs Innnnn Spaaaaaaace...
posted by ZeusHumms at 9:02 PM on February 14, 2018 [1 favorite]
Leia Organa Montana: The Movie
posted by Greg_Ace at 9:16 PM on February 14, 2018 [4 favorites]
posted by Greg_Ace at 9:16 PM on February 14, 2018 [4 favorites]
The Emperor's New Darth Gruve
posted by Greg_Ace at 9:19 PM on February 14, 2018 [2 favorites]
posted by Greg_Ace at 9:19 PM on February 14, 2018 [2 favorites]
The Jango Book
posted by Greg_Ace at 9:21 PM on February 14, 2018 [1 favorite]
posted by Greg_Ace at 9:21 PM on February 14, 2018 [1 favorite]
Bedknobs and Bobasticks
posted by Greg_Ace at 9:23 PM on February 14, 2018 [1 favorite]
posted by Greg_Ace at 9:23 PM on February 14, 2018 [1 favorite]
Mary Porkins
posted by Greg_Ace at 9:24 PM on February 14, 2018 [2 favorites]
posted by Greg_Ace at 9:24 PM on February 14, 2018 [2 favorites]
It was worth it for Herding Nerf
posted by GuyZero at 9:39 PM on February 14, 2018 [3 favorites]
posted by GuyZero at 9:39 PM on February 14, 2018 [3 favorites]
They are working on multiple Star Wars TV shows, and the fact that none of them will be a nightly, old fashioned variety show hosted by R2-D2 in a bow tie is a damn shame
posted by Rinku at 9:43 PM on February 14, 2018 [15 favorites]
posted by Rinku at 9:43 PM on February 14, 2018 [15 favorites]
About a quarter through this list I started really really wanting to play The Magical Realms of Tír na nÓg: Escape from Necron 7 - Revenge of Cuchulainn: The Official Game of the Movie - Chapter 2 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa
posted by aubilenon at 9:58 PM on February 14, 2018 [4 favorites]
posted by aubilenon at 9:58 PM on February 14, 2018 [4 favorites]
too long and repetitive, as others have said, but then you get something like
The Han That Rocks the Cradle
and it's worthwhile again
posted by yhbc at 10:02 PM on February 14, 2018 [12 favorites]
The Han That Rocks the Cradle
and it's worthwhile again
posted by yhbc at 10:02 PM on February 14, 2018 [12 favorites]
Tinker, Bothan, Jedi, Spy.
Weekend at Jabba's
posted by LeRoienJaune at 11:33 PM on February 14, 2018 [9 favorites]
Weekend at Jabba's
posted by LeRoienJaune at 11:33 PM on February 14, 2018 [9 favorites]
The most brutal takedown:
202. A Star Wars Movie Made By A Non-White-Male Person (2273)
posted by drinkyclown at 11:41 PM on February 14, 2018 [22 favorites]
202. A Star Wars Movie Made By A Non-White-Male Person (2273)
posted by drinkyclown at 11:41 PM on February 14, 2018 [22 favorites]
A little repetitive, but I really do want to see Reservoir Porgs.
posted by Kitty Stardust at 12:59 AM on February 15, 2018 [12 favorites]
posted by Kitty Stardust at 12:59 AM on February 15, 2018 [12 favorites]
Eternal Sunshine of the Jedi Mind
Fear and Loathing in Geonosis
posted by Fizz at 4:22 AM on February 15, 2018 [1 favorite]
Fear and Loathing in Geonosis
posted by Fizz at 4:22 AM on February 15, 2018 [1 favorite]
"Viva Las Vader" and "Reservoir Porgs" made me chuckle an appropriate amount.
posted by AzraelBrown at 4:49 AM on February 15, 2018 [3 favorites]
posted by AzraelBrown at 4:49 AM on February 15, 2018 [3 favorites]
80. Star War: Because Technically It’s Only Ever Been One Long, Convoluted War (2096)
Erm. it's more than one star, too: "Stars War", right?
German translators apparently were bothered, too: "Krieg der Sterne" means "War of the Stars".
posted by flamewise at 4:58 AM on February 15, 2018 [1 favorite]
Erm. it's more than one star, too: "Stars War", right?
German translators apparently were bothered, too: "Krieg der Sterne" means "War of the Stars".
posted by flamewise at 4:58 AM on February 15, 2018 [1 favorite]
Kit Fisto, slighted again.
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:02 AM on February 15, 2018 [1 favorite]
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:02 AM on February 15, 2018 [1 favorite]
R2D2 and C3PO are Dead is a fun throwaway idea, and while it's delicious to relish the notion of an entire film taken from these two side characters, I would be genuinely delighted if someone tried to make a film about how, at the core of it all, the real heroes of all IX movies are: R2 and Chewbacca -- the droid slave of Obi-Wan, Anakin and Luke, and the non-human foreigner who knew the secret of Luke and Leia and recruited Han to be his face man while he ran supply missions for the Rebels under the guise of being the quiet, underestimated sidekick of a cocky smuggler.
posted by bl1nk at 5:20 AM on February 15, 2018 [6 favorites]
posted by bl1nk at 5:20 AM on February 15, 2018 [6 favorites]
I, for one, hope Disney can stay on target long enough to make the Jek Porkins movie.
posted by asperity at 5:21 AM on February 15, 2018 [1 favorite]
posted by asperity at 5:21 AM on February 15, 2018 [1 favorite]
Wedge n Windu: Warriors of Wobani Wars
posted by Zerowensboring at 5:25 AM on February 15, 2018
posted by Zerowensboring at 5:25 AM on February 15, 2018
Wedgeworld
posted by Zerowensboring at 5:30 AM on February 15, 2018 [1 favorite]
posted by Zerowensboring at 5:30 AM on February 15, 2018 [1 favorite]
World of Wedge
posted by Zerowensboring at 5:30 AM on February 15, 2018
posted by Zerowensboring at 5:30 AM on February 15, 2018
Wedge Wars
posted by Zerowensboring at 5:30 AM on February 15, 2018
posted by Zerowensboring at 5:30 AM on February 15, 2018
Akiro Kurosawa's Ren
posted by chavenet at 6:11 AM on February 15, 2018 [5 favorites]
posted by chavenet at 6:11 AM on February 15, 2018 [5 favorites]
'Porg and Bess'?
posted by mr. digits at 6:21 AM on February 15, 2018 [6 favorites]
posted by mr. digits at 6:21 AM on February 15, 2018 [6 favorites]
Some Like It Hoth
posted by guiseroom at 6:44 AM on February 15, 2018 [14 favorites]
posted by guiseroom at 6:44 AM on February 15, 2018 [14 favorites]
The Killing of a Sacred Jedi Text
Han Solaris
PorgoCop
Rose & Finn's Excellent Adventure
The Lord of the Rens: Return of the Kylo
Requiem for a Droid
Good Whill Hunting
posted by Kitty Stardust at 7:01 AM on February 15, 2018 [1 favorite]
Han Solaris
PorgoCop
Rose & Finn's Excellent Adventure
The Lord of the Rens: Return of the Kylo
Requiem for a Droid
Good Whill Hunting
posted by Kitty Stardust at 7:01 AM on February 15, 2018 [1 favorite]
One more: Dead Youngling Society.
(Sorry)
posted by Kitty Stardust at 7:03 AM on February 15, 2018 [4 favorites]
(Sorry)
posted by Kitty Stardust at 7:03 AM on February 15, 2018 [4 favorites]
Fortuna Favors the Bold
posted by drezdn at 7:31 AM on February 15, 2018 [2 favorites]
posted by drezdn at 7:31 AM on February 15, 2018 [2 favorites]
Hey, there are some gems in here. The ones I'd actually go see, if they were real movies:
2. Episode 9 (2019)
12. Windu: A Motherfuckin’ Star Wars Story (2029)
19. The Story of Darth Plagueis the Wise (2036)
100. Mon Mothma: Live, Uncut & Outrageous! (2116)
194. Eat, Pray, Lobot: Technically A Star Wars Story (2265)
200. The one where Chandler and Joey make the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs (2271)
202. A Star Wars Movie Made By A Non-White-Male Person (2273)
212. Alderaan And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (2283)
242. Fantasia 2018 (entirely to the music from Star Wars) (2313)
276. Doctor Who Vs. The Stormtroopers (2347)
281. The Trouble With Porgs (2352)
282. Star Wars But Everyone Rides Dragons (2353)
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 7:35 AM on February 15, 2018 [3 favorites]
2. Episode 9 (2019)
12. Windu: A Motherfuckin’ Star Wars Story (2029)
19. The Story of Darth Plagueis the Wise (2036)
100. Mon Mothma: Live, Uncut & Outrageous! (2116)
194. Eat, Pray, Lobot: Technically A Star Wars Story (2265)
200. The one where Chandler and Joey make the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs (2271)
202. A Star Wars Movie Made By A Non-White-Male Person (2273)
212. Alderaan And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (2283)
242. Fantasia 2018 (entirely to the music from Star Wars) (2313)
276. Doctor Who Vs. The Stormtroopers (2347)
281. The Trouble With Porgs (2352)
282. Star Wars But Everyone Rides Dragons (2353)
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 7:35 AM on February 15, 2018 [3 favorites]
Star Wars: Decibels as a Measure of Distance
posted by Artw at 7:38 AM on February 15, 2018 [1 favorite]
posted by Artw at 7:38 AM on February 15, 2018 [1 favorite]
Star Wars But Everyone Rides Dragons
They made this. It was called Eragon.
posted by Countess Elena at 8:00 AM on February 15, 2018 [2 favorites]
They made this. It was called Eragon.
posted by Countess Elena at 8:00 AM on February 15, 2018 [2 favorites]
All About EV-9D9
Tusken Holiday
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 8:44 AM on February 15, 2018 [1 favorite]
Tusken Holiday
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 8:44 AM on February 15, 2018 [1 favorite]
"We Are Modal Nodes" (the mockumentary of a washed-up Jizz band.)
"Sarlacc and the Chocolate Factory"
"Fett, Sick, and Nearly Death Sticks"
Looking a little further into the past:
"Singin' in the rain (of death star debris onto the moon of endor)"
"HAR-V" (a man insists he is followed everywhere by an invisible 6'8" droid, designation HAR-V)
Oh dear, there's actually a screenplay for "Sith Eye for the Jedi" just for the googling.
posted by the antecedent of that pronoun at 9:05 AM on February 15, 2018 [2 favorites]
"Sarlacc and the Chocolate Factory"
"Fett, Sick, and Nearly Death Sticks"
Looking a little further into the past:
"Singin' in the rain (of death star debris onto the moon of endor)"
"HAR-V" (a man insists he is followed everywhere by an invisible 6'8" droid, designation HAR-V)
Oh dear, there's actually a screenplay for "Sith Eye for the Jedi" just for the googling.
posted by the antecedent of that pronoun at 9:05 AM on February 15, 2018 [2 favorites]
R2-D2 and C3PO Are Dead could almost be made now, just by adding some connective tissue to a supercut of all their appearances thus far.
C3PO: What's the matter with you today?
R2-D2: Bleep?
C3PO: What?
R2-D2: Bloop boop ee?
C3PO: Am I dead?
R2-D2: DrRrR enh Bloop?
C3PO: Is there a choice?
R2-D2: Dweep bop beep doodle beep?
C3PO: Foul! No non sequiturs! Three... two, one game all.
R2-D2: Beep wOOoo beep?
C3PO: What's yours?
R2-D2: Boop.
C3PO: Statement! One... love.
R2-D2: Bwoo-beep boop woop enh beep?
C3PO: What's yours?
R2-D2: Woop doot enh beep?
C3PO: Is it different at home?
R2-D2: Doodle enh beep?
C3PO: Haven't you got one?
R2-D2: Deedleedle-beep?
C3PO: What are you driving at?
R2-D2: Deedleedle-beep?
C3PO: Repetition! Two... love. Match point.
R2-D2: ReEEer doodlewoop boop?
C3PO: Rhetoric! Game and match!
*R2-D2 zaps C3PO with probe*
posted by me3dia at 9:11 AM on February 15, 2018 [4 favorites]
C3PO: What's the matter with you today?
R2-D2: Bleep?
C3PO: What?
R2-D2: Bloop boop ee?
C3PO: Am I dead?
R2-D2: DrRrR enh Bloop?
C3PO: Is there a choice?
R2-D2: Dweep bop beep doodle beep?
C3PO: Foul! No non sequiturs! Three... two, one game all.
R2-D2: Beep wOOoo beep?
C3PO: What's yours?
R2-D2: Boop.
C3PO: Statement! One... love.
R2-D2: Bwoo-beep boop woop enh beep?
C3PO: What's yours?
R2-D2: Woop doot enh beep?
C3PO: Is it different at home?
R2-D2: Doodle enh beep?
C3PO: Haven't you got one?
R2-D2: Deedleedle-beep?
C3PO: What are you driving at?
R2-D2: Deedleedle-beep?
C3PO: Repetition! Two... love. Match point.
R2-D2: ReEEer doodlewoop boop?
C3PO: Rhetoric! Game and match!
*R2-D2 zaps C3PO with probe*
posted by me3dia at 9:11 AM on February 15, 2018 [4 favorites]
Come Back to the Tosche Station, Biggsy D, Biggsy D
posted by Atom Eyes at 10:05 AM on February 15, 2018 [1 favorite]
posted by Atom Eyes at 10:05 AM on February 15, 2018 [1 favorite]
Spaceballs 2: The Quest for More Money (2028)
That is the only one needed. I would happily give up all of the future Star Wars movies for this, although I do feel obliged to point out that it is "The Search for More Money."
Also, it would mean Mel Brooks making a movie at the age of 100, which would be incredible in its own right.
posted by Hactar at 12:26 PM on February 15, 2018 [1 favorite]
That is the only one needed. I would happily give up all of the future Star Wars movies for this, although I do feel obliged to point out that it is "The Search for More Money."
Also, it would mean Mel Brooks making a movie at the age of 100, which would be incredible in its own right.
posted by Hactar at 12:26 PM on February 15, 2018 [1 favorite]
The Aristewoks
posted by Greg_Ace at 12:35 PM on February 15, 2018 [2 favorites]
posted by Greg_Ace at 12:35 PM on February 15, 2018 [2 favorites]
Brooklyn Nien Nunb
posted by Existential Dread at 12:41 PM on February 15, 2018 [2 favorites]
posted by Existential Dread at 12:41 PM on February 15, 2018 [2 favorites]
I've said it before, and I'll say it again, Nien Nunb is the worst abuse of consonants in the Star Wars universe.
posted by Existential Dread at 12:42 PM on February 15, 2018 [1 favorite]
posted by Existential Dread at 12:42 PM on February 15, 2018 [1 favorite]
My Big Fat Gungan Wedding
Four Jedi and a Funeral
Cold Comfort Moisture Farm
Segenka Redemption
posted by the antecedent of that pronoun at 12:56 PM on February 15, 2018 [2 favorites]
Four Jedi and a Funeral
Cold Comfort Moisture Farm
Segenka Redemption
posted by the antecedent of that pronoun at 12:56 PM on February 15, 2018 [2 favorites]
The Mon Mothman Prophecies
posted by Existential Dread at 2:02 PM on February 15, 2018 [3 favorites]
posted by Existential Dread at 2:02 PM on February 15, 2018 [3 favorites]
Asaj Ventress Pet Detective
posted by Artw at 2:05 PM on February 15, 2018 [2 favorites]
posted by Artw at 2:05 PM on February 15, 2018 [2 favorites]
Manny Bothan goes to Coruscant
A Hovercar Named Desire
Dr. Erso or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star
A Mon Calamari called Wanda
There's Something About Padme
The Seven Parsec Itch
Fast Times at the Jedi Academy
Good Morning, Jakku
One Flew Over the Porg's Nest
Cool Right Hand, Luke
surely someone already said: Gungan Din
Miracle at Toshi Station
posted by the antecedent of that pronoun at 2:14 PM on February 15, 2018 [3 favorites]
A Hovercar Named Desire
Dr. Erso or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star
A Mon Calamari called Wanda
There's Something About Padme
The Seven Parsec Itch
Fast Times at the Jedi Academy
Good Morning, Jakku
One Flew Over the Porg's Nest
Cool Right Hand, Luke
surely someone already said: Gungan Din
Miracle at Toshi Station
posted by the antecedent of that pronoun at 2:14 PM on February 15, 2018 [3 favorites]
80. Star War: Because Technically It’s Only Ever Been One Long, Convoluted War (2096)
.... must ... not ... comment....
Oh fuck it. The Clone Wars and the Rebellion were two distinct events.
posted by Tell Me No Lies at 3:15 PM on February 15, 2018 [3 favorites]
.... must ... not ... comment....
Oh fuck it. The Clone Wars and the Rebellion were two distinct events.
posted by Tell Me No Lies at 3:15 PM on February 15, 2018 [3 favorites]
Well, yes, very shortly after the rebellion they're considered two different wars, but eventually they'll be considered a single war, just as it's been suggested that historians in future centuries may consider World Wars I and II a single war with an interlude, or how we talk about the Hundred Years War as a single war.
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 3:22 PM on February 15, 2018 [3 favorites]
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 3:22 PM on February 15, 2018 [3 favorites]
Finding Naboo
posted by Greg_Ace at 3:25 PM on February 15, 2018 [1 favorite]
posted by Greg_Ace at 3:25 PM on February 15, 2018 [1 favorite]
The Ughnaughtmare Before Christmas
posted by Greg_Ace at 3:32 PM on February 15, 2018 [1 favorite]
posted by Greg_Ace at 3:32 PM on February 15, 2018 [1 favorite]
97. Thrwingo Xxingo and the Stinky Pink Dingo (2113)
Are they entering the, um, adult market? Because this one sounds like it should only be shown after midnight on Cinemax. Not that I could possibly want to watch it. Shudder.
posted by the matching mole at 3:58 PM on February 15, 2018
Are they entering the, um, adult market? Because this one sounds like it should only be shown after midnight on Cinemax. Not that I could possibly want to watch it. Shudder.
posted by the matching mole at 3:58 PM on February 15, 2018
124. Knights of the Old Republic: The Movie: A Star Wars Story That Disappoints on Two Fronts
This movie does not exist and yet that is an accurate review of it.
posted by Sibrax at 4:07 PM on February 15, 2018 [3 favorites]
This movie does not exist and yet that is an accurate review of it.
posted by Sibrax at 4:07 PM on February 15, 2018 [3 favorites]
Throw Mon Mothma from the Train (Directed by Danny Devito)
posted by Rinku at 5:40 PM on February 15, 2018 [1 favorite]
posted by Rinku at 5:40 PM on February 15, 2018 [1 favorite]
Bib Fortuna Favours The Bold
Salacious Crumb And Crumber
I Was A Teenage War Bothan
The Man Who Fell To Endor
Womp Ratatouille
Carry On Tarkin
posted by I'm always feeling, Blue at 5:53 PM on February 15, 2018 [4 favorites]
Salacious Crumb And Crumber
I Was A Teenage War Bothan
The Man Who Fell To Endor
Womp Ratatouille
Carry On Tarkin
posted by I'm always feeling, Blue at 5:53 PM on February 15, 2018 [4 favorites]
Look Who’s Tarkin
posted by ricochet biscuit at 8:57 PM on February 15, 2018 [9 favorites]
posted by ricochet biscuit at 8:57 PM on February 15, 2018 [9 favorites]
Look Who's Tarkin... Too?
posted by asperity at 9:40 AM on February 16, 2018 [5 favorites]
posted by asperity at 9:40 AM on February 16, 2018 [5 favorites]
Look Who’s Tarkin Now.
posted by tilde at 5:24 PM on February 24, 2018 [1 favorite]
posted by tilde at 5:24 PM on February 24, 2018 [1 favorite]
Honey I Shrunk The Ewoks
Jar Jar Binks Superstar
The Last Starkiller
Jar Jar Binks Superstar
The Last Starkiller
Greetings, Starkiller. You have been recruited by the First Order to defend the Empire against Organa and the Rebel Alliance.posted by tilde at 5:33 PM on February 24, 2018
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