Aren't all dogs ethical? Yes, but these are objectively the most ethical
February 16, 2018 8:30 AM Subscribe
NYC Ethics Watchdogs! The New York City Conflicts of Interest Board posts the city's objectively most ethical dogs. [SL twitter thread w photos of doggos]
They're all ethical dogs, Bront.
posted by DrAstroZoom at 8:55 AM on February 16, 2018 [14 favorites]
posted by DrAstroZoom at 8:55 AM on February 16, 2018 [14 favorites]
I don't think it's ethical to post that without including a picture of Tommy (preferably with his skunk). To avoid conflicts of interest, I'll trade you a picture of Peter with HIS skunk if I can get him to pose with it.
posted by moonmilk at 8:56 AM on February 16, 2018 [2 favorites]
posted by moonmilk at 8:56 AM on February 16, 2018 [2 favorites]
Oh, NEPTUNE. ♥_____♥
posted by theatro at 9:20 AM on February 16, 2018 [3 favorites]
posted by theatro at 9:20 AM on February 16, 2018 [3 favorites]
you know, it's occurred to me that saying "objectively x" isn't any different from saying "x". It's just table thumping.
posted by thelonius at 9:20 AM on February 16, 2018 [1 favorite]
posted by thelonius at 9:20 AM on February 16, 2018 [1 favorite]
My uncle used to have a chocolate lab with an enthusiastic and whiplike tail. When she was happy indoors, there was objectively a lot of table thumping going on.
posted by moonmilk at 9:21 AM on February 16, 2018 [15 favorites]
posted by moonmilk at 9:21 AM on February 16, 2018 [15 favorites]
As promised, here is Peter with his skunk.
posted by moonmilk at 9:57 AM on February 16, 2018 [10 favorites]
posted by moonmilk at 9:57 AM on February 16, 2018 [10 favorites]
" 'Neptune' has never in her life misused a city vehicle, and she literally eats toads."
This is a good dog. Also, an honest dog about her daily habits. Which dogs are.
posted by TrishaU at 10:38 AM on February 16, 2018 [7 favorites]
This is a good dog. Also, an honest dog about her daily habits. Which dogs are.
posted by TrishaU at 10:38 AM on February 16, 2018 [7 favorites]
I'll trade you a picture of Peter with HIS skunk
I think we're more interested in seeing a picture of Peter with his medallion and up-to-date hack license.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 11:29 AM on February 16, 2018 [2 favorites]
I think we're more interested in seeing a picture of Peter with his medallion and up-to-date hack license.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 11:29 AM on February 16, 2018 [2 favorites]
Hazel <3 <3 <3
My first doggo was a most ethical Cocker Spaniel, who would wag his rear end giddily, seated at the very limit of the Doggo Safe Space Boundary of our driveway when I came home from school.
posted by fraula at 11:31 AM on February 16, 2018 [2 favorites]
My first doggo was a most ethical Cocker Spaniel, who would wag his rear end giddily, seated at the very limit of the Doggo Safe Space Boundary of our driveway when I came home from school.
posted by fraula at 11:31 AM on February 16, 2018 [2 favorites]
My uncle used to have a chocolate lab with an enthusiastic and whiplike tail.
When I lived in Detroit my first wife and I had a huge chocolate Lab named Dante. After Dante Alighieri. Of course. Anyway we lived with my mother-in-law for a while. She had knee high cabinets with glass doors. Had. Dante's tail easily shattered the thin glass. Our shins, luckily, did not shatter.
posted by Splunge at 11:38 AM on February 16, 2018 [2 favorites]
When I lived in Detroit my first wife and I had a huge chocolate Lab named Dante. After Dante Alighieri. Of course. Anyway we lived with my mother-in-law for a while. She had knee high cabinets with glass doors. Had. Dante's tail easily shattered the thin glass. Our shins, luckily, did not shatter.
posted by Splunge at 11:38 AM on February 16, 2018 [2 favorites]
presumably due to her knowledge of the gift restrictions, “lyla” has never accepted even a cent from new york lobbyists
But she seems to have a weakness for gifts of rawhide bones.
posted by GenjiandProust at 12:00 PM on February 16, 2018 [2 favorites]
But she seems to have a weakness for gifts of rawhide bones.
posted by GenjiandProust at 12:00 PM on February 16, 2018 [2 favorites]
I'm sure Lyla would never accept a bone from New York lobbyists either!
posted by moonmilk at 2:06 PM on February 16, 2018 [1 favorite]
posted by moonmilk at 2:06 PM on February 16, 2018 [1 favorite]
When Tommy-gun's got a toy, he doesn't sit still enough to photograph. But here's his “urbane cat talk show host” look.
King the Rather Large Chocolate Lab, Doggie of my Childhood, was more of a leader than a follower, and his ethical code reflected that.
posted by The Underpants Monster at 2:55 PM on February 16, 2018 [4 favorites]
King the Rather Large Chocolate Lab, Doggie of my Childhood, was more of a leader than a follower, and his ethical code reflected that.
posted by The Underpants Monster at 2:55 PM on February 16, 2018 [4 favorites]
DOGS!
DOGS WITH SKUNKS*!
YESSSSSS!
*As opposed to the stinky rodents normally known as politicians.
posted by BlueHorse at 8:21 PM on February 16, 2018 [1 favorite]
DOGS WITH SKUNKS*!
YESSSSSS!
*As opposed to the stinky rodents normally known as politicians.
posted by BlueHorse at 8:21 PM on February 16, 2018 [1 favorite]
Late to the party but this is a wonderful way to start my day.
posted by bunderful at 6:34 AM on February 19, 2018
posted by bunderful at 6:34 AM on February 19, 2018
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posted by The Underpants Monster at 8:52 AM on February 16, 2018