May 20, 2002
10:22 AM   Subscribe

What does a engaged couple do if they can't decided who their bridesmaids are going to be? Well, one couple decided to ask you for your advice.
posted by Newbornstranger (12 comments total)
lose the biggie sized one in front. vandhna must go.
posted by quonsar at 10:31 AM on May 20, 2002

Isn't this site incomplete? There's supposed to be a "Meet the Maids" page for each candidate, but all each shows is the template and a space for the image. No actual image or customized info appears at all for any of them.
posted by maudlin at 10:42 AM on May 20, 2002

I love the way they use the phrase "people in the audience," as if they look upon their wedding as a showbiz extravaganza, instead of a ceremony of religious and/or emotional significance.
posted by JanetLand at 10:43 AM on May 20, 2002

All that site made me want to do was make 'fat' jokes. Oh, damn, it's already been done...

...but I still want to make 'fat' jokes...*heads off to fark, before brain explodes*
posted by bittennails at 10:52 AM on May 20, 2002

It is kind of strange to put this out there for everyone to make input. I mean, it's the sort of thing that should be discussed among the couple and their close friends, and this display can only result in mean-spiritedness and negative attention. I could see if you put up a site where people you know and care about can make suggestions, but this is pointless.

Look forward to days of 12 year old boys making nasty/perverted remarks about the candidates.

And the tone of the site makes the groom sound like a jerk.
posted by Kafkaesque at 10:58 AM on May 20, 2002

The suggestion that any real people would do this is preposterous. Please. It's just another Survivor-spoof hoax.
posted by sacre_bleu at 11:16 AM on May 20, 2002

quonsar : Nothing wrong with the normal woman. She looks more like a real woman than the beanpoles you voted for.
posted by mkelley at 11:50 AM on May 20, 2002

She looks more like a real woman than the beanpoles you voted for.
amazing! i didn't even vote, and you know which ones i voted for. gee dubya needs you for homeland security! how much will the next suicide bomber weigh?
posted by quonsar at 12:20 PM on May 20, 2002

My advice?
Don't get married.
posted by nofundy at 1:10 PM on May 20, 2002

Everyone only voted for Sarah because she's the only hot girl in the picture. At least I think so... if she's the same as the girl in blue in the group photo.
posted by banished at 1:46 PM on May 20, 2002

Either it's a joke (pray to gods), or it is simply the most tasteless thing I've seen since this site opened my eyes to the terrible things that can befal a wedding party. (Although, I'd vote for losing the groom...what a poop he must be.)

In my ever optimistic hope that humanity is not doomed, I choose to believe that it must be a joke.
posted by dejah420 at 8:48 PM on May 20, 2002

This is one of the most tasteless and stupid things I've seen on the net to date. Good thing these two are getting married, I can't see anyone else wanting to take them on. If I were one of the bridesmaids and they did this to me, I'd make their lives a whole lot easier by dropping out.
posted by Jubey at 1:06 AM on May 21, 2002

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